Pashu and Pakshi with attitude problem 83 IO - Page 54

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"

"None," answered little Norman.

"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."

"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"

Rash : I somewhat am... 🤣 But... fine, Bon, go ahead with your gaalis... I won't mind... (just for a day, i.e 😆)

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."


@ BOTH Guysssssssssss Common Buck Up atleast we have to complete 100 Pages of this threat.

Rassi: The reason for the galiyons...well...I don't know! 😕🤣

And the joke..well..thank god you didn't write "girl" instead of "woman"..🤣🤣

@ Asprin Kamini Reason nahi pta fir bhi Gaaliyaa sunana chahti hai . 😡 😆

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.

"Well, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.

"No." replied the boy.

"I'm the principal's daughter." said the girl.

"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.

"No," she replied.

"Thank goodness!" said the boy with a sign of relief.

Originally posted by: 1shaan

Rash : I somewhat am... 🤣 But... fine, Bon, go ahead with your gaalis... I won't mind... (just for a day, i.e 😆)

Ore baba! tui sottikare-i eto strict..😊
Dekhe khub bhalo laglo...🤗

And naa..let it be...won't say any galiyons in front of him Rash....save for Kamini...that too once in a while...😳

Rash : As is the case with her, my Bon seldom knows the exact reason of her being mad at someone... 🤔 So I guess, it's time for you to be on your heels... 🤣

Apsy yaar mujhe bhi thosi bengali sikha de Prinzu to ab kaam hi milti hai .

Rassi: Yaar....bina reason ke galiyons dene mein jo mazaa hai..woh aur kisi cheez mein kahan..🤣🤣
And on the contrary...school friends ko main "tu" bhi nahin bulati.."tum" bulati hoon...🤣..(save for 2 friends i.e)🤣

And the joke...hahaha...it's like that scene of 3 idiots..."sir aapko humara naam aur roll. no. pata hai"..🤣

Mere paas ek joke hai...par woh thoda...I mean itna acha nahin hai..🤣