Pashu and Pakshi with attitude problem 83 IO - Page 52

Santa Singh:- Oye Bante! I am looking for a good astrologer. Where can I find one?
Banta Singh:- You can meet my sister Jyoti Kaur.
Santa Singh:- Great yaar! Is she a famous astrologer?
Banta Singh:- She is not famous. But I am sure she is a great astrologer.
Santa Singh:- Have her predictions come true in the past?
Banta Singh:- I don't know. But I am sure she is a great astrologer.
Santa Singh:- Has she done any course in astrology?
Banta Singh:- No. But I am sure she is a great astrologer.
Santa Singh(getting angry):- Does she know anything about astrology?
Banta Singh:- I don't know. But I am sure she is a great astrologer.
Santa Singh (boiling with anger):- Are you trying to play a prank with me??? Your sister Jyoti Kaur knows nothing about astrology. But you claim that she is a great astrologer!!
Banta Singh:- Are bhai. She is Jyoti. i.e. Jyoti-she (????????)!

Question:- What do you call a thief who steals bathroom fittings?
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Answer:- Loo-tera !!

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," replied the other, "I'll go ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standig in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What's intelligence?" asked the digger.

The boss said, "I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What'd he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" his friend asked. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

Haha Rash... mindblowing jokes! 🤣

Thanks heres one more.

Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?

A: Four: Two in front, two in back

Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?

A: None. It's full of elephants.

Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?

A: Along the M4 and and across the Sever Bridge.

Q: How do you know when there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.

Q: How do you know when there are three elephants in your refrigerator?

A: When you can't close the door.

Q: How do you know when there are four elephants in your refrigerator?

A: When there is a Mini parked outside.

Hope u dont get Bored of it i just wish to finish this threat atleast.

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?

A: Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?

A: Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?


Q: What do elephants have that nothing else has?

A: Baby elephants.

Q: What is grey, has four legs, and a trunk?

A: A mouse going on holiday.

Q: What is brown, has four legs, and a trunk?

A: A mouse coming back from holiday.

Q: What has eight legs, two trunks , four eyes, and two tails?

A: Two elephants.


Q: What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

A: Getting an elephant pregenant in a Volkswagen.

Q: Why is a elephant big, grey, and wrinkley?

A: Because if it was small, white and hard, it would be aspirin.

Q: Why are golf balls small and white?

A: Because if they were big and grey, they would be elephants.

SAY SOMETHING Ya fir jokes bhut pasand aa gaye 😆

Lol. 😆 I have one Q... why is this CC named Pashu Pakshi with attitude problem? 😛

Ohh u see a New & unique name of the CC we have been using this name from quite sometime now.


Or yaha pe Janwaar hi to rehte hai .
Insaano mai ladai hoti rehti hai But We animals r great Frnds .

Rash kamini..saare jokes Dada ko hi suna rahi hai...that's not fair! 😡🤣

Q: What do you get when you cross a high chair and a bird?

A: A stool pigeon.


@ Asprin Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Finaaly Free hui ki nahi abhi tak ?
Miss Buy Bee . 😆