first off
now,since snehu's account is banned,ill copy paste the intro on my phatta:Ahem ahem... ladies and err...ladies....welcome to IBL CC #10...
Two CCs back we were mourning...err...REJOICING the return of MAHAA MAAI...!!..Our ANGEL who has returned from her VANVAAS....But what a PARADOX...!! on the same day we were awarded with not one but two warnings..!!! (another reason to rejoice..i say...!!)
We should thank our UNFRIENDLY stalkers for this...they took out time for us...stalked us and reported us...!!! we are EUPHORIC...!!! *waves at aunties sitting in the audience*
We RESPAACT WOMENS...especially AUNTIES...they have given us a ray of hope in this dark endless tunnel of negativity...we have learnt a lot of things from their preachings...we are very thankful to them...!!!
Let us all hold candles for them *holds candle for aunties*
esshpecial dedication for aunties...
credit - Adi2(mjhtac) 👏 👏
and now ..my PHABRETEST Captain Jack Sparrow's quotes
"Me? I am dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest,honestly.It's the honest ones you want to watch out for,because you can never predict when they are going to do something incredibly stupid."
and one more...(IBL eshpecial... )
Will Turner: This is either madness or brilliance
Jack Sparrow:Its remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
Sorry for not being ON THE TOPIC 😳 😳....but i just HAD to say this...!!! 😆 😆
We firmly believe in these two sayings-
1. GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE - which applies to us
2. FOOLS RARELY DIFFER - which we apply to our NOT SO FRIENDLY stalkers and lurkers who loooooooowe us so much that they have dedicated their lives to reading our INTELLIGENT posts to get 'hurted' and report us!
We started off as a small gallery on MJHT Forum but today, if we are A CLASS apart and have our very own CC, its all thanks to our loyal "fans" who have not only PROVED that they are DIM WITS but also helped us realize how INTIMIDATING our sharp wit can be to their NON EXISTENT GREY MATTER, thus inspiring us to UDAAO THEIR TOTAS with FULL FORCE!
SO chindis REJOICE- let's beat the SKELETONS out of every pea-brain with our OUTRAGEOUS Sense of Humor!
Remember that WE at IBL, BEG TO BUG 😉 😉!
NOTE- This is an "INVITES ONLY" CC...so we'll appreciate it if the non invites stop posting here... untill they get an official invitation from the members... 😃 😃 😃
👍🏼....You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. Bill Cosby....👍🏼 We are going to continue our deep, meaningful discussions out here and promise to entertain substantially with our KICK ASS Spoofs.
But before we begin, we have to take an oath
*bheekharis get up & place hands on their katooras*
Repeat after me: I beekhari 'your name' solemnly swear that I am up to no good. From this day forth I will band bajaofy everything and anything. I will not hold back my emoshans and will whole heartedly let my chindiness take over. MJHT se lekar RKS tak...I will dissect everything from beginning to end. And I promise to offend as many people as I can (lol)...all in the name of entertainment!
Ok sorry....that oath was crap! Whatever...let the CHATTING begin.
PS>Like button lovers and friendly stalkers are most welcome. Aunties and irritating juveniles please KEEP OUT. You can shower us with your LOWE in the MJHT forum.
~* JAI CHINDI ...🤗...and lets kick some ass baby...😉*~
^^Credit: Sanu
Dedicated To Our Lowable Aunties and their Juvenile Followers:- If you people have even an OUNCE of SHAME or SELF RESPECT left in you, please stop poking your noses around and find something else to do other than STALKING people and REPORTING their posts.
Obviously if you have neither shame nor self-respect then please continue with your low-life and pathetic antics.
~* Have A Good Day *~
^^ Credit: Sanu
A motivating mess from the IBL's biggest supporter: 😉 😆
~* ~ We use wit and humour to criticize, not to harm but to make all realize on some important fact, to forget our disappointment for a while and cover it up with laughter. But some use filth, not to criticize but to attack or to make us collapse mentally. It is obvious to everyone who possesses 'negative qualities' that some of these 'idiots' show their jealousy and foolishness by attacking people without any solid reason. I must say to all the people who have contributed to the success of IBL, that please do not let any idiot block your way. Take what they say to you as an additional inspiration. Pity on these inhuman people since they have no brain, no time and no back-bone. ~*~
ATTENTION -IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS SUCH A PERSON, PLEASE HELP THEM TO CONSULT A PSYCHIATRIC. THEY BADLY NEED HELP AND GUIDANCE TO BECOME A ' POSITIVE HUMAN BEING'.
^Credit: mashaal
woot woot...We Love You Mash...🤗
WHO IS WORTHY OF AN INVITATION INTO OUR CC (please note that these members will be invited only if the majority of the existing members are fine with it )-
ANYONE who can take our jokes, parodies, spoofs, spoof siggies n sarcasm against TV characters in a good spirit and laugh with us is WELCOME. We like people who RESPECT our Sense of Humor, put up with our venting and ranting without acting Oh-I-am-SO-Sensitive n Ouch - this-is-hurt-ed-ing-me and those who do not go whining all the way to the report button like cry babies when we criticize their favorite FICTIONAL characters or SPOOF them ! In short, we CANNOT TOLERATE DIM-WITTED "ANGELS" !
BOTTOM LINE: If something is CRAPPY we don't hesitate to to call it CRAPPY, so STEP IN if you are BOLD ENOUGH to FACE THE TRUTH!
NOTE: Members of the following CCs are welcome into this CC without invitation-
Not So Obsessed MJHT Fans
Incognito Critics
Mad Film Club
Members of our CC-
Caro (carolinecj)
Kavya (Kavya_KraZQueen)
Neha/Neha1 (mesweet neha)
Sid (SidraLuvMayurBL)
Pallo (cute2stay)
Sanu (sweet_misery)
Nemo (monishanemo)
Aditi/Adi1 (Aditi_MJHT)
Neha/Neha2 (nehlove)
Anji (anwaya)
Shamil
Mashaal
Anu (nureat01)
Aarti (..Aarti..)
Rama (ofcourse)
Kanu (missing Vmars)
Sneha (-snehu-)
Aditi/Adi2- (mjhtac)
Iqra (blushpink13)
Aditi/Adi3-(StarShineHues)
Chaitalee (chaitalee.s15)
Sayli (saylithegreat)
Ash (DarkHellBlaze)
P.S: I am not adding the names of all the members from NSOMF, IC n MFC because I already mentioned that they are welcome here and I am sorry if I forgot to add anybody else's name- it must have slipped out of my mind, please feel free to remind me.
Credit- kavya 👏 👏
Emoticons Credit for the first post n this one- Sneha! 👏 👏
Links to the previous CC's-
CC#9
CC#8
CC#7
CC#6
CC#5
CC#4
CC#3
CC#2
CC#1
An Important Announcement Bheekharis:
We have decided to honor some of our ISHPECIAL chindis by crowning them with some PRESHTEJIOUS titles. They add to the sparkle and shine of this CC. *pheels phroud* *tapkaos aanso*.
So please put your hands together for our very own PHAMOUS members who are being coveted with STUPENDAAS titles:
~*~ Caroline *carolinecj* > IBL's CHIEF (Panga na le)~*~ cum IBL's Janitor (Specializes in Accumulation 😛)
~*~Ash*DarkHellBlaze* > IBL's ITEM GIRL (Hit hit soniye)~*~
~*~Kavya *Kavya_KraZQueen* > IBL's JOCKEY (Ahem ahem )~*~ cum IBL's Maatey (Specializes in Sharmaofication 😳)
~*~Neha *mesweetneha* > IBL's MALLIKA SHERAWAT (Bharatiya Nari No. 1..lol)~*~
~*~Sidra *SidraMayurBL* > IBL's PINKY DOLL (Blush blush)~*~
~*~Sanu*~Sweet_Misery~* > IBL's BIGGESHT CHINDI(With a Capital "C")~*~
~*~Iqra*blushpink13~* > IBL's KEKTA MAIYYA(Full with SFX effects)~*~
~*~Mash*~mashaal~* > IBL's GUIDING ANGEL (Light of Hope & Happiness)~*~
~*~Zainab*-Faith-* > IBL's FAV SQUISHY JHAPPI WAALI LURKER (Aa gale lag ja)~*~
~*~Sneha*-Snehu-* > IBL's LOLA KUTTY (Welgum Welgum)~*~cum IBL's "HAWT" Babe (Chindis maaro a Roadside Romeo like whistle at her)
~*~Neha*-Nehlove-* > IBL's BASANTI (NAHIIIIIIIIIIIIN)~*~
~*~Aditi/Adi1/Adi*-Aditi_MJHT-* > IBL's Public Relations AAPICER (No MJHTonly RKS)~*~
~*~Aditi/Adi3*-StarShineHues-* > IBL's Encyclopaedia (The narrator of three Aditis Kahaani of our CC)~*~
~*~Aditi/Adi2*-mjhtac-* > IBL's Picass(a/o) (the pictures she posts are 'different' 😉)~*~ 
~*~shamil*-* > IBL's Head Cheer Leader (Say I Say B Say L - IBL)~*~
phinally...a gift to our dear aunties,who believe in the art of recruiting😳
Credit:Adi 1[Aditi_Mjht]
Edited by mjhtac - 16 years ago
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