IBL #9 [MEMBERS ONLY]~ Special Msg for Shamil Pg.1 - Page 8

Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen

Then he will end up attending his own SVadhu as a contestant 🤣

Originally posted by: -Snehu-

Than our Angel can give ispecial entry !! 🤣🤣.. She can jalaofy his batti 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. then Ankit suddenly will get gyan n say "IM THE MAN" !!! 🤣🤣..

Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen

Is AKS a concoction of MJHT,BB n RKS? 🤣

Originally posted by: -Snehu-

Than our Angel can give ispecial entry !! 🤣🤣.. She can jalaofy his batti 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. then Ankit suddenly will get gyan n say "IM THE MAN" !!! 🤣🤣..

Originally posted by: stint

Soha declared you dead, according to her you had an horrific death. LOL!

Sneha, Kyu jalan ho rahi hai? LOL!

Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen

Continuing from where Adi2 left off''

Angel looks at mappu and deliberately skids on the floor.mappu,too busy studying,doesn't notice.the bowl of aloo gobi is upturned and her bald pate gets a load of it,acquiring an interesting appearance of a gooey yellow and brown texture.dodo takes out his pacifier.he has never seen angel without makeup.tweety climbs on a chair for a better look.kavya dumps the bowl of tomato soup on her. "what did u do that for??" asks angel annoyed "sorry,just got carried away.anyways you look yummy with all that food on u.plus ur fantasy of food fight is fulfilled"

Snehu sees all the mess and chaos in her birthday party and loses it "ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she yells aloud startling everyone, immediately the noise dies down and the atmosphere is quiet. An irate Sneha shoots a dangerous look at everyone and then looks up at god screaming for help "I am the birthday girl, get me out of this madness. Send down a savior to help me cope with all this hullabaloo PLEASE" *goes on knees defeated* Everyone in the room exchange confused looks'.Adi whispers in Neha's ear "What do you think has gone wrong with her suddenly? Did Mappu bite her or something?" Neha whispers back to Adi "Nayy, I think Angel stung her"' just then everybody hears a voice over from the sky (Yes its God answering Snehu - welcome to IBL's believe it or not'.not really!!! Psst its actually Rama speaking on a megaphone)

*angelic voice over*

"Sneha my child, I have adopted you, you are my little angel my love. I shall send your savior , in fact I have already called him on my new Nokia N97 Phone , you know it has AMAZING features actually'." and God's voiceover ( Rama) starts gushing about her new gadget almost testing the limits of Snehu's patience . A frustrated Snehu shouts back "are you trying to get me to curse your gadget God?", at this point Rama stops gushing about her phone - "Ugghh HOW RUDE! Your savior will be knocking on your door any moment, I was gonna surprise you by giving you juicy details about him but your intolerance towards my electronic gadget obsession has disoriented me- good day and happy birthday" Rama angrily plugs off the Mega Phone cable making a raucous sound.

"Ouch! Was that supposed to be my 'special' birthday song?" grumbles Snehu. As everyone is wondering about the savior, the door bell rings. Snehu's face lights up and she rushes to open the door. She opens the door and guess who is her Savior''.*camera pans up the person standing there - starting from his feet, the camera slowly moves up panning on his white towel, black vest and finally freezing on his face*

Sneha gives out a fan girl squeal '

"Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeer?????????????????? With a towel????? OMG, I am blushing, I am fainting, I can't breathe, someone call for an ambulance or is it too late? Am I already in heaven?"

Sameer (trying to calm her down): Whoa whoa, relax Snehu ' this towel is nothing'err..I mean it is something to me..ummm I don't mean it in THAT way you know'..as in'.you get the point right? (Snehu chuckles and nods) Anyways, the best yet to come or should I say the best is yet to go? *flirty wink at Snehu* But before that, do you mind me coming in? *grin*

As she is completely besotted by Sameer, Sneha just nods and moves aside welcoming him inside.

Though Snehu is excited at the prospect of seeing Sameer in a towel, others are finding his 'attire' quite strange but nobody is daring to ask him about it given their rendezvous with Snehu's temper just a while ago, however everyone is whispering amongst themselves'finally someone pushes Mash to the front to boldly question Sameer

Mash: Hi Sameer, this is Mash Sneha's chindi buddy, welcome to the party. Umm..we wouldn't have minded waiting till your dry cleaner returned your clothes you know.

Snehu glares at Mash and Mash makes an innocent angel face in response.

Sameer(laughs at Mash's comment): Well I was asked to dress like this by IB'I mean Gods (Sameer was about to say IBL bosses as it was Caro n Kavya who have asked him to appear in that get up for Snehu, it was conveyed to him through Rama but he was asked to keep it a secret ' they wanted it to look like some magic at work though they knew Snehu would find out sooner or later)to make Snehu here happy *takes Snehu's hand in his kisses it*

*Snehu fans herself*

Sameer: And now Snehu, like I promised , this is my gift for you ' Sameer takes off his black vest and reveals his hawt bod and right on his cleavage is a Tatoo that reads "Sameer is Snehu's ONLY" (Ghajini style) Everyone in the room gasp in surprise *Snehu looks at him and faints right in his arms* one hears ooooh-aaahhhh-OMGs, and screams of fan girls peeking into the house.

Mappu feels highly offended by this and threatens to take off his shirt as well- horrified at the thought of watching Mappu shirtless again, Adi2 immediately calls for security while Adi,Neha,Adi3,Caro,Kavya and Nupur hold him by his hands lest he should create nuisance in public by taking his shirt off before the security guards arrive. Meanwhile, Sameer is trying to bring back Snehu to a conscious state by sprinkling water on her face but it doesn't seem to be working, Sanu jumps in and holds her aloo gobi bowl (well whatever is left of it in the bowl) closer to Snehu's nose and voila! Snehu regains consciousness coughing-

"What on *cough* Uranus *cough cough* was that? I swear I will go *cough cough* into a coma if I smell that again". A deeply 'hurted' Sanu walks away from there humiliated but not before 'warning' Snehu that she will report her to the Gods (actually she has got to rush to Uni but she knew Snehu would not let her go out of the party if she did not pretend to be 'hurted' n walk away like that). Snehu rolls her eyes and turns back towards Sameer who is in a towel, bare-chested and reads the tattoo on his chest again rubbing her eyes in disbelief, she reads it out aloud "Sameer belongs to Snehu ONLY". Just then, security guards barge in and whisk Mappu away , he tries hard to fight them and show off his HAWT Bod but they are too strong for him so he gives up.

"Whew! Thank god, Mappu has been deal with" exclaims Nupur and dusts her hands.

Snehu resumes reading the tattoo on Sameer's chest all awed and Sameer-Snehu exchange a long eye lock. Mash,Adi,Adi2,Adi3,Neha1,Neha2,Caro,Kavya,Anu and all the guests standing look at Snehu-Sameer and look back at each other shrugging, with clueless faces- what were they supposed to do there?

Adi1 gets an idea- "Let's make angel clean up this mess"

Neha jumps in "I LOWE this idea, let's do that"

Anu exclaims "I will get the broom"

Adi2 believes in acting more than talking so she is already present there with a broom in her hand. Adi3 gives the broom to Angel and along with everyone bullies the Angel into cleaning up the mess ' poor Angel has no other option left so she cleans up everything, Aunty is unable to see Angel's plight and tries to protect her but no use'.

Sameer-Snehu are happily locking their eyes all this while, Snehu suddenly remembers Maatey's lesson so she flutters her eyelashes, giggles and turns away sharmaofying'Sameer cannot understand what is happening, he thinks that she had a seizure -

Sameer: Since when have you had this problem?

Snehu (who is patiently waiting for Sameer to turn her face around to face him by holding her chin makes a puzzled face wondering what he just asked- she turns to face him): What???

Sameer: Since when have you had this problem?

Snehu( still puzzled): What problem?

Sameer: Didn't you just have a seizure?

Snehu is furious on hearing this- "WTF???? You think I'.*points to herself * I have some disease? I was sharmaofying like a bharatiya naari to seduce you, you idiot ' you were supposed to turn me around to face you by holding my chin, our eyes were supposed to meet, I was supposed to breathe heavily and run away sharmaofying, you were supposed to chase me around , catch hold of me, corner me and we were supposed to kiss almost before one of my chindi friends here would drop in disturbing us but YOU'.YOU screwed it all up, you don't watch Hindi TV shows , you don't know what is 'passion' and what is romance. Uggghhh I can't take this insult on my Bharatiya Nari-ism, disappear right now, I don wanna see your face you abla mard GO AWAY SHOOOOO" Along with Sameer, all the people present in the party are shocked to see Snehu yelling at him, Snehu continues "Someone take him away, I don't want him in front of my eyes, do it before I end up hurtedededing him physically". Maatey, Caro take Sameer away from there immediately while others calm down Snehu.

Outside-

Sameer: All that sharmaofication thing was not a part of the plan, was it?

Caro: Umm yeah but Snehu is a sharmaofication topper in Maatey's class, she hates it when guys don't react favorably to her sharmaofying.

Sameer: Who is Maatey and what is all this sharmaofying?

Kavya (sternly): Look, your job is done, you can wash off that green sketch ink on your chest now and here wear your vest quickly, your slender waist is looking better than Shilpa Shetty's and it is giving all the girls here a complex. About sharmaofying, don't try to know about unnecessary things, we do not like inquisitive people.

Sameer washes off the green ink on his chest , wears his vest , takes his kharcha paani from Caro from under the table and leaves.

IBL bosses join the party inside where all the three Aditis perform an item number on 'Mohobbat hai Mirchi Sanam' to cheer up Snehu who then forgets all about Sameer enjoying their performance and clapping for them. And THUS, Snehu's eventful B'day party comes to an end.