we went into the parlour and sat down ..there was an old fellow sitting there , smoking a long clay pipe and ,being men, we naturally started talking..
the old man said that it was a fine day today n vicky said it was a fine day yesterday n we all said that it will be a fine day tomorrow ...
then a pause ensued in the conversation to which my eyes wandered around the room ... i lifted my eyes only to see an old glass case there which had a seriously big trout in it...
i nudged swayam to look there but that donkey was already busy in Sharon Dreams ...
I gave a slap across his face n he was out of his stupid majnugiri ...
sw- W*F! do i slap u when u r in Taani Dreamland ?
rey- taani 😳
now it was swayams turn to slap me ..
n i was brought out of my sincere majnugiri😉
rey- chuck all that n look at that big trout ...
swayam had a glance over there .. he looked hell shocked
sw- sucha huge fish ...😲
swayam nudged ?vicky only to find that seat to be empty?!
sw- wheres vicky?
rey- what do i knw?
suddenly vicky came out of the washroom ..
sw- urghh ! i should have known why the odour had been coming .. ofcourse it was the chicken tikka's extra that had been coming off silently from ur bums...😡😆
rey- wow vicky ! u can fart silently! im impressed!
swayam left a disgusted expression n vicky was feeling proud of himself😃
rey- chuck all that n vicky look at the big trout over there !
vi-😲😕
the old man who had been sitting silently till now asked us- are u guyz new here?
all- yes!
the man - oh thats y u dont know that this big fish was caught by me...
all-😲👏
yes n the man started to tell us how he caught that fish..
five yrs before i caught that fish n then brought this to the bar.. since that this fish is kept here ...
he bid us goodby n went away ... suddenly another man came from nowhere n he saw us looking at that fish n asked us- are u new here?
all- yes!
the 2nd man- well then probably u will like to know how i caught the fish?!
all-😲😕
n he too told us the story..
20 yrs before .. i bunked school n i went fishing .. it was then i caught this trout>..my parents n my teacher were proud of me...
he drank his beer n went away ...
it was time for yet another man to come...
vicky - escuse me
man- yes?
vi- culd u plz tell us hw u caught that fish?😆
man- y do u think that i caught da fish?
vi- we r new here so we thot..
man- well u are right .. i only caught that fish n then he went on telling his own story ...
we left to go but then we spot the owner of that bar n decided to ask him...
sw- escuse me ..could u plz tell us who caught that fish..
owner- ofcourse me...
n then he told us the 'real' story of hw that fish was caught ..
after he told the story he went away n then this dumbass of vicky kicked out n he pulled a chair to have a close look at the fish ...
suddenly he lost his balance n down he went to the floor n his hand pushed the glass case ...
the glass case came crashing down n withdat the fish 'broke' into a million peices!
vi- omg i hurt da fish🤢😭
sw n me-😡
THE FISH WAS A PLASTER OF PARIS ...