Pukka Idiot met three wise women in the land of F3 [Fun, Fiction and Fans].. idiot made a smart job by recording their convo. It will give you a chance to hear the dictum by wise women. So lets start ..
F3 W women ki batein amrit saman
Everyone hear it deke tan mann
Saari ki saari duniya bhulake main to tere sath nachna
Messenger 1: Breaking news your honor .. an unprofessional dancer is dancing in F3 .. make your remedy
Wise woman 1: An unprofessional dancing in F3 .. it's a crime .. it's injustice .. it's an unpardonable offense
Wise woman 2: Yes Yes .. for this visitors can stop visiting F3 land
Wise Woman 3: Yes and it is unfair with professional dancers .. I feel pity for them .. they can also commit suicide.
Idiot: but your honor ABCD .. Any Body Can Dance .. even Pappu can dance .. then why not a pretty woman can't?
Chamcha of wise women: shut up u idiot .. don't u know Wise women's word Amrit saman .. so just hear n don't answer.
Messenger: some of them also liked her dance
Wise Woman1: they are insane .. made them to listen our gyan.
Idiot: But it's their POV
Wise woman2: We don't respect P. O. V we do only P.O. K. E ..
Idiot: But Vidya Balan was admired by all for dancing in Vulvulaiya without being a non-dancer
Wise woman3: all her admirer should die.
Idiot: but in our country many stars are non-dancers but we go gaga when they shake their legs. Even the hero of your F3 has a "Mahaguru" from our country who wasn't professional dancer ever.
Wise Woman 1: is it? Then we have to take care of him too but before that the girl should be punish. What punishment she sud have?
Wise Woman2: Lets Bash
All the chamchas: yes yes lets bash.. bash bash bash .. we all love to bash
Wise woman 3: lets bash here, lets bash there .. lets bash every where .. lets bash in her FC, lets make this forum a pandemonium.
Idiot: but what about peace?
Wise Woman's secretary: ahha Idiot u didn't get the depth of madams' intelligence.. look we will work like a basher half day and then behave like Gautama Buddha in other half. Part time peace maker understand u silly. And now shut your mouth let me call my BASHING ARMY ..
[Entry of Bashing Army]
Bashing Army's song: We shall bash away
We shall bash away
We shall bash away the new girl from F3
Ohoo deep in our crap .. we do believe
We shall wash away Taani girl one day
Messenger 2: your honor horrible news .. a stupid writer has started writing on the new girl and polluting our F3 land .. do something.. else our world will be finished.
Wise woman 1 : how dare she .. story on Taani and Rey .. she needs to be slay .. send her hate messages and comment we hate .. we hate .. we hate
Sati Savitri entered: haii hum to loot gaye .. barbaad ho gaye .. F3 hero has move on .. de don't lament .. he don't crib for his past .. he is falling for second time .. how is this possible .. Goddess of F3 land you are disgusting .. don't you know moving on is a crime, a sin a evil deed.
Wise Woman 2: What Rey is moving on .. so saddening .. I wanted to give him the "DEVDAS OF DECADE" award but all in vain. For so many time I haven't found anyone apt for this award .. feeling hurt .. feeling sad.
Wise Woman 3: Move on, falling for another girl .. Rey has become a Casanova.
Idiot: Casanova? But he loves that girl.
Wise Woman1: Don't you know what Rahul said we live once, we fall in love for once and ..
Idiot: But Rahul did fall in love twice in that film
Wise Woman2: Oh is it? Then he is a casanove.
Idiot: But in "Romeo and Juliet" Juliet was Romeo's 2nd love.
Wise Woman: then Romeo must be a Casanova.
Idiot: But Shakuntala was Dushmanta's second love, Jodha was Aakbar's second love, in recent time Geet was Aditya's 2nd love (Jab we met), Ginny is Harry's 2nd love (HP), Geet Is Maan's 2nd love (GHSP), Madhu is RK's 2nd love, Megha is Mohan's 2nd love. So Many examples are there.
3 wise women together: all are Casanova. Now drag this idiot out of our F3 land. This is time for our national anthem .. this idiot is spoiling everything .. kick him out and let's start our Anthem .. come everyone .. join us
Bashing humara janam sidh adhikar hai
Hum bashing ke pujari hai
Jo humare samne aye
Wo mitti me mil jaye
We will bash Vrinda
We will bash Taani
We will create bashing posts
Then we will behave like victims
We will provoke and hurt other's feelings
Then will shout for peace
We want everyone go to hell
We don't give a damn to F3
Author's Note: I know satire makes some hate the author.. so to my HATERS .. I Love U .. Love u .. Love U .. muaaahhh .. muuaaahhh .. muuaaahhh
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
