*D-Tales* - Episode 2 - Nilesh Murders a COW - Page 2

Vicky is in the College waiting for Nilesh to get there ... while chatting with him on BBM ...

Nilesh : "I ran over a cow and broke 3 ribs cuz of drunk driving. She brought me to the hospital -_- W*F"

Vicky : "Who? The cow? o.O"

Nilesh : "NO. SImmi -_- She was my first speed dial so I called her before passing out ...and the next think I know is im in the hospital witrh three broken ribs"

Random fat Chick : "Give him the beat guys ! :D"

Vicky : *The W*F Look on his face* "Arey at least don't ask him to rap right guys...LOL !

Bro I'm on my way...just tell me which hospital u r in !

Nd gt well soon dude I got a party to give nd I don't want 1 of my best buds to be missing !"

Random Fat chick : nops...v vnt leave him...its he raps in evr situatn...dun u rem viki...u 1nc kickd hm in da canteen fo tat...so nt 2d...atleast rap on da fact dat *simmi* brought him to hosp...

Nilesh : "Bhagwati Hospital .. in Borivali West :S"

Vicky : "Arey I crying abt d fact that I don't knw where this bloody hospital ! U jackass I told ya nt 2 drink...aur ye Rey ki weekend trip se I'm tiered...he's such a fool ki mera call bhi pic nai kar rha nd Dimpy ke mere cell pe 14 miss calls h ! Why the hell is she calling me?! What on earth is wrng with every1 man !"

Random Fat Chick : "Re viki cntct simmi...she tuk hm to da hosp...she hopeful noes"

Vicky : " I'm nt scraching ma hair I'm pulling them out ! What d hell man...such masterpiece ppl ! :@"

Nilesh where did u go nw dude? Why is Sim's cell switchd off?

Nilesh : "I am in the east wing ... I'm goin in for the surgery .. Sim is with me .. yahaan netweork bohot kam hai ... Ill see u I guess after the docs are done with me. "

Vicky : "Idiot...get well soon so dat u don't spoil my party plans !"

Nilesh : "?*AFTER 4 hours* The anaesthesia wore off ! =D I am alive ! COme see me buddy ! and get some beer :D"

Vicky : "Teri beer gai oil lene ! Pehle ye bta uss innocent cow ka kya hua ! :X"

Nilesh : "Cow toh on spot dead .. laa naa beer yaar ! My throat is parched ... ! char ghanton se I didnt have a drop of beer ... aur haan make sure SImmi doesnt see u carryin the beer ..maar dalegi !"

Vicky : "She won't see me carryin beer cause I'm NOT getting any 4 u ! Bloody Alchoholic cow murderer rapper ! Get some rest or else I'll 4wd Sim dese msgs of urs ! :X"

Nilesh : "YAAAR ! plz .. tu MERA bhai hai ke Simmi kaa !! :@ taras kha mujhpe ! :'("

Vicky : "Mai tera bhai hun isiliye I think that Sim's decision nd reaction is absolutely right ! So jabtk meri Neha fluent english nai seekh leti...no beer 4 u dude ! :)"

Nilesh : "LOL yeh kaisa condition hai !? Is rate pe toh mai baghair peeye marr jaounga :'( BEEER !!!!"

Vicky : "Ye aisi hi condition hai ! Nd my decision is final...now u sleep dude nd I'm gonna call Rey nd learn how to climb building pipes to reach balcony window !"

Nilesh : "Neeend nahin aaa rahi .. u know how I sleeep every night ! beer can 1, beer can 2 ... beer can 7 *Nilesh passes out* .. ab tuney aur Simmy ne yeh jo beer ka ban lagaya hai ... ab mei raat ko sounga kaise !?"

Vicky: "Tu mat so...I'm off 2 c Neha ! Take care dude nd swear on the bro-bond until Neha learns fluent english !"

Nilesh : "pyaar hai yaa sazaaa LOL"

Vicky : "?"N-O B-E-E-R-S" otherwise that dead cow will haunt u nd Sim as well !"

Nilesh : "no no .. Sim_Sim ko haunting not allowed ... I'll give up beer and become bhramchari :S"

Vicky: "Dude bhramchari is a guy who dsn't ever gts married !! :O"

Nilesh : "leave out thatb part .. Im the non-drinking brahmachari only ... Beer-achari ! Waisey tujhe shudh hindi kabse samajh aaney lagi ? o.O"

Vicky : "Neha ? ...she taught me a lil 2day ! *falls in pool*"

Nilesh : "waaah .. log language seekhne ke liye lakhon rupaye kharch karke language centre jaatey hai ... tujhe free mein tutions mil rahe hai ! Kya kismat leke paida hua hai tu bro :D"

ENTRY OF REY (After Vicky messages him that Nilesh got into an accident ... and murdered a cow !)

Rey : "Bro, I and Vicky finally planned to get you in a rehab!"

Nilesh: "nahin .. mai nahi jaoiunga"

Vicky : "aise kaise nahi jaega !!"

Nilesh : "Rehab mein beer nahin milta yaar ! Samjha kar ! "

Rey : "Dude teri beer se tujhe alag karne ke liye hi to tujhe rehab bhej rahe hai! Don't make us (incl. Simi) to a boycott of your raps till you agree! :/"

Nilesh : "Mai rap chod sakta hoon .. but beeer ? :'("

Vicky : "dude agar tune beer nahi chhodi na toh HUM tujhe chhod denge !"

Nilesh : "How could yuu SAAY that ?!?! "

Vicky : "from my mouth using my tongue and vocal cords ! DUH !!"

Nilesh : "Bass tum sab ke sab bewafa "

Rey : "I guess we gotta go on a Nilesh boycott!"

Vicky : " hum bewafa aur tu kya h bevada ?!"

Rey: "we'll be bevafa till you remain bevada!"

Nilesh : "?:'("

Rey: "Don't make us drag you to the rehab Nilesh!"

Vicky : "yeah..I'm pretty good at dragging !"

Rey : "Ya... Vicky ever practiced on RDX a few times!"

Nilesh : "TOh rehab mein mai akela honga ! How will I pass time !? College mein toh Simmi naraz bhi hoti toh chup chup ke uss ko dekhta ... ab use dekhe baghair mai aur depress ho jaounga :( "

Vicky : "but atleast agar tu rehab jaake sudhar jaega toh Sim won't be angry wd u ! Den u can go beyond chhup chhup ke dekhna...we wudn't have 2 send u there if u had left it urself !"

Rey : "Do you want us to send Simi with you, cos she's no less in drinking than you! Thankfully vo beer beer nahi chillati phirti!"

Nilesh : "hehe uss ko bhi saath de de .. may be when we return , we will hum do se saath ho ke waapis ayenge ! :D The Happy Beerwallay family ! "

Vicky : "no way dude Simmi aur ye saath gaye to pure rehab staff ko kisis rehab mei shift karna padega ! Too dangerous ..."

Rey : "Hmmm... and stop calling yuorself beerwalla! That's the biggest museebat we gotta sort out!"

NILESH : :D Imagine .. chote chote .. mote mote lil chuby D-Men ... and D-missiez ! F*ck it all i am going to buy a ring .. forget date .. I am proposing to her rightaway ! I will go to rehab and I am takin Simmi with me .. and no ones stopping me !

*Nilesh Passes out out of happiness *

TO BE CONTINUED

:D

Nilesh Fanpage (Rafi): http://www.facebook.com/BEVDA.DMAN.NILESH.MACEDONDMELLO

Vicky Reyansh Best Buddies Fanpage (Anushka) : http://www.facebook.com/vicky.reyansh.theBestBuddies

D3 Boys Fanpage (Priyanka) : http://www.facebook.com/D3.boys

Swayam The Lover Boy Fanpage (Sneha) : http://www.facebook.com/Swayam.LoverBoy.ShantanuMaheshwari

ROFL, LMAO, LOL, I'LL DIE LAUGHING LYK DIS YAAR!

LOL...wow man Rafi...our insanity is pretty famous everywhere ! We definetly need to consider publishing a book...or even bttr making own own show ! :P What say? ;)

Originally posted by: anushka.shankar

LOL...wow man Rafi...our insanity is pretty famous everywhere ! We definetly need to consider publishing a book...or even bttr making own own show ! :P What say? ;)

This was great!!! Please update soon !! :D

Nilesh : "How could yuu SAAY that ?!?! "