SELUCUS IS BACK. MODERN GADGETS IN CHANDRAGUPT"S LIFE ALSO THERE.
Indradutt(chanakya's friend, that king, who helped them) ne Chandragupt ko call kiya. Chandragupt aram se so raha tha.
C- Ye subha subha kaun ghanti bajakar meri neend kharab kar raha hai?
[phone kaat diya, but again Indradutt called]
Bindusaar, who was passing by, playing video game on PSP2 said-
B- Daddy, Uthiye, 11 baj rahe hain! Aur koi aap ko call kar raha hai.
C- Oye! 11 baj gaye!
B- Daddy! phone!
C- Chup! Mujhe samjhayega ki kya karna chahiye aur kya nahi![picks up the phone and says-"I'll call you back" and then dissconnects it]
B- Phone kyun kata Daddy!
C- Phir! phir mujhe sikhane laga! Itna bada rajya kya maine teri Buddhi se chalaya hai! Gurukul se aaya nahi aur zaban ladana shuru kar diya! Bathroom mein band kar doonga!
B- Sorry!
C- Sorry ke bachche!
B- Main to aapka bachcha hun!
C- Chup! Abhi sorry bola, aur abhi phir se bhashan dena shuru kar diya! Aur ye kya hai huh? Upar dekhkar baat kar! Neeche kya dekh raha hai?
B- Game khel raha hun Daddy! Disturb mat kijiye! Yippi! 10th level over!
C- Battamizi karta hai? Disturb mat kijiye? Tu mujhe kitna disturb karta hai music player full volume par karke gana chalakar!
B- Ab main kya karun Daddy, agar aapka kaksh mere kaksh ke 1/2 kilometer ki doori par hai! Aap apne room kahin aur shift karwa lijiye.
C- Chup! chal jaa yahan se! Mera bheja fry mat kar!
B- Are! Thank you Daddy! aapke is dialog se yaad aaya ki Bheja fry-2 abhi, 11:30 ko TV par aane wali hai. Bye!
C- Kaisa nalayak beta hai mera! Leave it! Pata nahi Indradutt ji ne kyun call kiya tha. Let me check. (dials the phone) Hello! Kaise hain aap! Bataiye kaise yaad kiya?
I- Oh hello Chandragupt! Bad news! Maine abhi abhi facebook pe Selucus ka status update pada. Wo 2-3 mahnon mein India pahauch jaayega.
C- What! Thanks yaar! OK bye! Need to get ready for the battle.
Yuddh se 2 din pehle, Gandhar mein -------
C- Tu phir aa gaya? 20-25 saal pehle aaya tha aur bheegi billi ke sath bhag gaya apne dost ke saath! Pehchaana mujhe?
S- Haan... tum Chandragupt Maurya ho. Hey! One sec! Maurya?
C- haan... pehchan liya! Yaad hai, wo Sakali sainik, jo Maurya ban kar sabko darata tha. Jisko tumne Sikander ke bodygaurd, Crisis ke sath dual karwaya tha, wo bhi tab, jab tumne chal se mere pet mein chaku ghusa diya.! Yaad hai, maine use kahan mara tha? hee hee hee hee hee! Bechare ko tum salary nahin dete the kya? Bechare ke paas kapde tak nahi the pehenne ko? Khud ko devta kehte ho aur hame jangli. Aur wo, wo to khud jangli bankar ghoomta tha.
C- Ab kya bataun...😒. Wo apni takat poori duniya ke samne show off karna chahta tha. Isliye... wo... aur hamne usse kitni baar kaha, ki kapde pehen! Warna log hame kanjoos ya bhikaari samajh lenge. Par nahi! Wo to apni zid par rehta tha.
C- Oh! Bechara! Kitni badi galat faimi mein tha.
S- Apne aap ko tum samajhte kya ho? Rajya to ham dono ke paas hai. Lekin mera zyada bada hai. Iske ilava kya hai tumhare paas? Mere paas Alexander ka paisa, ideas hai. Itni badi sena hai. FB par 10,000 se zyada friends aur 5000 subscribers hain. Tumhare paas kya hai?
C- Mere paas... mere Acharya hain! Aur mere bhi, 9,859 friends hain aur 4,600 subcribers hain. Unfortunately, tumhare zyada hain. One min, Tum Alexander ke ideas to use karte ho, par tumhe kya wo pasand hai?
S- Sach bolun to... bilkul nahi! Pata nahi apne aap kya samajhta tha. Meri kabhi baat hi nahi sunta tha. Ab tum hi dekhlo! Tum hame darate the. Aur main kitni baar usse kehta tha ki hamare sainikon mein se koi hai, aur shayad wo sakali sainik hai, Dharti ke devtaon ka isse koi connection nahi hai...
C- Sorry to interrupt! Let me update my status on Facebook. Kya likhun...? Are haan. Chakar Chakar with Selucus Nicator. OK, continue.
S- Ho gaya? Ab suno. Par wo! meri sunta hi nahi tha. Mujhe to Porus aur Megasthenis par bhi pehle se shak tha. You know that. Par use kya farak padta hai mere kuch kehne par. Mar gaya na.
C- I know... mera bhi kuch aisa hi khayal hai Alex. ke baare mein. Hey! hamare khayal kitne milte hain! Achcha... tumhari favourate dish kya hai?
S- Pasta!! Pizza!! Aur India ki to saari chaats aur parathe bahaut pasand hai!
C- Mujhe bhi. Aur... favourate movie?
S- 2012 and Night at the museum.
C- Cool! Mujhe bhi ye bahaut pasand hain! Are yaar! Jab tumhari aur meri pasand itni milti hai... to ham yuddh kyun kar rahe hai. Ek minute! Ham kahin bhai to nahi?
S- Are nahi yaar. Hamari thinking milti hai, par ham bhai nahi hai. Ham ek doosre jaise bilkul nahi dikhte!
C- Oh yaa!
S- Aur rahi yuddh ki baat, wo to main bhi karte karte thak gaya! Par kya karun! Saalon pahle maine yahin par josh mein kasam khai thi ki main wapas yahan aaunga, aur apne dost ka sapna poora karunga.
C- Josh mein nahi, hosh mein faisla lete hain mitr. Josh mein liye gaye faisle hamesha galat hote hain. Ab apni galati sudhar lo aur mere dost ban jaao.
S- Ur right! Aaj se ham dono param mitr hain. Tum mujhe Swarn aur 500 haanthi do, aur main tumhe apna thoda sa rajya aur apni beti Cornelia deta hun. She is extreamly beautiful!
C- Thankyou!!!!!!
Both sing- Ye... dosti. Ham nahi todenge. Todenge... dam magar... tera saath na chodenge!
Edited by arushi02 - 13 years ago