Chapter 2: Why GOD Why!!!
He falls from the bed. The smashing sound can be heard from the ground floor. He wakes up from his sleep and looks back his wife is standing.
"What is now?"
His wife comes to him close and frowns at him in anger. So this is a God's life! Even 'HE' have to follow rules of his wife. God was taking a nice nap when his wife Bharti (I mean call her anything, she's a Goddess and she is known as Bharti!) jerks his bed with a God like power and the result: God is on the floor. (and the ground floor is you know...our planet!)
But look at the past, (which is out of count as there is hardly any use of calenders there. Come on, they are God, they can decide their days and dates!) so beautiful. God and Bharti dated for the whole Treta yug and then got married in Dwapar yug. But this is Kalyug! So now God is suffering.
We humans, when get frustrated by something, say 'why God why me?' but God don't have those facilities! Who will God remember in the time of frustration? Nobody! So He has to bear the pain! He's the almighty, but who cares in heaven! God sometimes thinks that he is turned into a joke in heaven as Rajnikanth and Chuck Norris has become in internet.
But Bharti is not that bad. She's caring, loving and yes very particular about her works. She gets dejected by some decisions of God. The latest issue is Rohit! Bharti just hates humans like Rohit. But Rohit just increased his stakes so much that both God and Bharti now have their eyes on him.
Continued on next post