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Originally posted by: radhikarani

1. What happen if elephant gt wings? 😲

simple he'll be very sad bcoz he cant fly bcoz of his heavy weight😉
2. Why dnt cat lay eggs? 😭

bcoz it drink all milk😛

3. Why crow is black?

bcoz uska birth equator ke paas hua hoga

4. What is horse egg?

horse egg deta hai 😲

5. What is diff b/w cat n dog?

cat is cat n dog is dog 😆

6. Why dnt cat bark n dnt meaow?

bcoz meaow is dangerous n cat to sher ki mausi hai na😉

7. If batty batter bake sme batter to make better batter than what whch chatty chatter bake?

If batty batter bake sme batter u will stop ur chatter patter😆

8. Can a fellow tl a fellow? What does fellow means? Gv reasn 2 sppt ur answr.

ye batao pehle ye tl kya hai tab reason dungi😳

9. Do fish laugh?

maine paani ki andar ghuskar dekha nhi n jokes bhi nhi sunaye kal try karke batati hu😛

10. Hw cn a cat rofl?

awww tune dekha nhi , to rofl karna seekha kaise phir😆

Originally posted by: radhikarani

bharti tu jupiter ya sun h coolbie mean hot bie mean modz.

Originally posted by: radhikarani

hehe funy answr
robc rollng on bed cryn
wah lawyr hokar goli marega.
Wah u clean toilet wah
n ye kya? Tu santa h ya banta, escator me pwr cut me struck hoga to so jayega?
n bhargu obvo loot ur almirah w8 money, jewel n sari
lol lol lol

Originally posted by: radhikarani

Mujhe maza aa gaya. Thoda aur
must answr
1. Choose ur pet
spider, scorpion, cancer
2. Whatz name u wl gv 2 it?
3. What much u care 4 it?

Reply to above 3: dekhti hi maar dungi kuchal dungi ya bhag jaungi inhe dekhke

4. What happn if u find xtra marial rel of ur hubby?

very simple huni ...dono ko jail bhij wa ungi alag alag its illegal dnt u noe that😉

5. Wat is article 23 of cnstitutn says?

Article 23 in The Constitution Of India 1949

23. Prohibition of traffic in human beings and forced labour

(1) Traffic in human beings and begar and other similar forms of forced labour are prohibited and any contravention of this provision shall be an offence punishable in accordance with law

(2) Nothing in this article shall prevent the State from imposing compulsory service for public purpose, and in imposing such service the State shall not make any discrimination on grounds only of religion, race, caste or class or any of them

6. If ur love ditch u 4 me?

1 gya koi aur aayega😉

7. If u found ur hubby buy expensve gift 4 bhargu and hide it 4 u? 😲

i wont mind saaliyon ke liye hi to khareddega😉

8. Ur hubby karvi nikla toh?

to bhi i dnt mind 😆

9. If Dhana propose u?

papa ki age ka hai vo mere😲

10. If Sukhi follows u?

i'll kill him😡

11. If ghori wants 2 bribe u?

uske to chote chote tukde kar du main 😡 mere desh ko barbad kar diya uske greed ne😡

12. If u gt d map of raj kosh?

wah maza aa jayega phir to 😛

.13. If amatya capture u 4 magadhdrohi?

magadh drohi main nhi saala vo hai rakshas kahin ka😡

14. If am ur bf's secrt lvr?

to us love ko secret hi rakhna huni😉

15. If i kidnap u?

kar ke dikha pehle😆

Originally posted by: radhikarani

again asking
can a fellow tells a fellow what does fellow mean? Gv reasn 2 spport ur ans.

yes a fellow tells a fellow that fellow is a yellow yellow dirty fellow😆

bcoz yellow is the color in my room's wall n 2ndly yellow is the color of most of the smilies😆

Lawyer goli marege to lawyer ka jail

he he he bachne ke raste bhi pata hai sweety😉.