vampires DO NOT sparkle in the sun. - Page 2

Lol, I so agree with the title. To Meyer - Vampires do not sparkle in the sunlight. Let me repeat this. Vampires D-O N-O-T sparkle in the sunlight. But I guess Ms. Meyer did not do enough research before jotting her wet dream about Edward and Bella on paper.

I recall a really funny incident that happened in my class recently. Our english teacher recently got replaced and the new one's just crazy. Once, she came into class and started ranting about how Twilight simply sucks. She goes on, "There are boyfriends and girlfriends, and then there are more girlfriends and boyfriends, and they keep falling in love with each other, but nothing really happens"

I was practically on the floor laughing! Her expression was priceless. She also said, "Why does Bella always fall for anti-human things ?" Lmao. All the girls in my class were ready to rip her apart.

"Twilight's awesome!!!"

"OMG You have no feelings!!"

"It has soooo much depth!!!"

"Edward is just amazing!"

And bla bla bla. Anywho, amidst the whole commotion, I was the only one enjoying myself. It's crazy how these girls are ready to kill someone the moment they say Twilight sucks. Jeez.

LOL, she's totally eccentric! 😆 Actually, what makes the whole Twilight series worse is the fandom. The fans are absolutely crazy. You say one thing about Twilight and - BOOM! Either you're dead or atleast close to it. Nothing, absolutely NOTHING has a fandom so crazy. I used to think that anime fans are perhaps the craziest of the lot, but the twilighters just proved me wrong.

And anyway, NO ONE can be perfect. The whole concept of the 'OMG-Edward-is-perfect' is major BULL. Get over it. No one's coming to sweep you off your feet. No one's coming to save you from the bad guys. And seriously, no one's worth jumping into the sea for.