The deadliest hookups in Bollywood

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Kareena already has Saif. Bips has John. Abhishek is already married to his dream girl Ash. But there are a lot of stars out there nursing their single lonely hearts. So we decided to play cupid and match them up. And not without some really serious reasoning behind each pairing. Check out which hottie pairs best with which hunk...

Neil Nitin Mukesh and Sherlyn Chopra

We have all heard of good girl falling in love with the brat (remember Salman and Aishwarya?). Well, Neil and Sherlyn would be just the opposite. The quintessential mama's boy who probably wakes up every morning chanting gayatri mantra definitely needs to have some fun in his life. And who can teach him better than the outrageous Internet diva Sherlyn? And as for Chopra, hooking up with Neil will have it's plus points - home food (considering she doesn't get any after running away from home. Find out why she ran away .) and a firm footing in the film industry. And if their acting careers fail, Neil can sing (he has it in his genes) and Sherlyn can move to those very tunes in music videos. Not bad, eh?
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Esha Deol and Upen Patel

Opposites attract but likes adhere. We heard that somewhere. And if that's true, Esha and Upen are going to be one helluva couple. Both can wake up in the gym, have protein shakes, gym, run to the nearby deli, drink juice, jog back home, indulge in some exercise (wink wink), run to the pool....The fitness freaks are sure to hit it off real well. And what's more, with both of them trying too hard to look sexy and nobody kind of acknowledging it, they can seek solace in each others arms too.
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Mimoh and Riya Sen

Now that his first movie's out (probably out of the theatres too), he needs to have a love life that we can all talk about, considering his movie was not much to talk about anyway. And who could be better than Riya Sen? Firstly, there is this Bong connection (Mimoh is half Bengali). Secondly, their parents (Mithun Chakraborty and Moon Moon Sen) were once a hot pair in movies as well. So now the children can actually make their reel love real. And lastly, with Mimoh's hair being the perfect luxury nest for Riya's pets, they can all be a nice happy family
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Shahid Kapur and Isha Sharvani

Amrita Rao, Kareena Kapoor, Vidya Balan...it's time Shahid stopped trying his luck with every other female in the industry and find out what's best for him. We however feel that dancing is his true calling. And if that is so, Isha Sharvani, (a bona fide dancer and daughter of a famous dancer Daksha Seth) fits the bill for Shahid's perfect girl. They can dance together all the time. And in case they have a fight, no need to go to the media. They can sort it all out in a tandav. And also Isha is a low risk girlfriend. As in what are the chances of her dumping Shahid and seeing some big shot Khan in the industry?
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Kunal Kapoor and Kangana Ranaut

He is hot and well some think she is too. Both have curly hair and well they might look good together - Kunal the cute boy and Kangana the troubled girl (at least she looks that way). And they both have names starting with 'K'. And if they happen to get married, Kangana will give Ekta Kapoor a new story idea - Kangana Kunal Kapoor ki kahaani or something of that order. Who knows, she might cast her as the female lead as well.
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Akshaye Khanna and Sushmita Sen

It's better they settle down together than settle down in the museum in a jar of preservative. Akshaye Khanna has started losing hair and Sush might need botox in a few days. As they say, make hay while the sun shines - better get married when the media can still click your snaps and display it too. And we think they are perfect for each other. Akshaye has never had too many girls in his life (except for his co-stars) and Sush is known for the number of men in hers. They can spend the rest of their lives educating each other about the two very different lifestyles they have led. What's more they already have a kid - Renee!
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Celina Jaitley and Ashmit Patel

Birds of a feather should at times flock together. And that applies to our good-for-nothing-but- shedding-clothes stars Celina Jaitley and Ashmit Patel. They both have a series of flops to their names and maybe just a few controversies here and there (remember Riya Sen?). Nothing good has happened to either of them so far and probably this could be the best thing that could happen to them. Also if they hook up, the many cotton plants and silk worms who did not die because of their minimal dressing, will bless them from the bottom of their hearts. And with their blessing, they might just end up being happy after all!
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Uday Chopra and Tabu

A certain relationship down south and the few with women wearing handkerchiefs notwithstanding, these two should seriously consider seeing each other. Uday will never get a better woman in his life. And it's time he looked at older women if the ones his age are not working out. And for Tabu, this could get her the big Yash Raj break after all. And well, Uday is one of the few men who can actually lift her up. And if they get married, we will have two of B'wood's finest actresses in the same family!
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Tusshar Kapoor and Mallika Sherawat

This could be Tusshar's ONLY claim to fame. Apart from his sister and chain of flops (probably the longest in B'wood). As for Mallika, this can be her only chance to become anything but an item girl. And if Ekta gets her just one bahu role on a single episode of one leading soap, no one can then stop Mallika from bagging all the meaty lead heroine roles in town. After all every cloud has a silver lining! And Tusshar has one too.

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Posted: 17 years ago
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esha and upen would be great..the rest 🤢
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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆 Thats nice!!! I like Shahid pairing - way better than Kareena, or Vidya or Sania.
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Posted: 17 years ago
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wow.. i'd have never thought of all these couples myself.😆😆😆 hehe.. i think shahid & isha would make an adorable couple. isha looks a bit like amrita rao so it's a plus.

Originally posted by: surkikhani

Celina Jaitley and Ashmit Patel

Also if they hook up, the many cotton plants and silk worms who did not die because of their minimal dressing, will bless them from the bottom of their hearts.

🤣 oh my god! this is freaking hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

Edited by jigglypuff726 - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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only shahid one is quite good, rest are complete mismatches, especially mimoh n ria 🤢 ria is pretty and mimoh no comments 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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some interesting pairing lol esha and upen were a good pair 😛 as for shahid whats wrong with amrita shes single as we know 😃
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Posted: 17 years ago
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kangana n kunal dnt look that bad
also esha n upen
wont tushaar n malika in jena sirf mere liya
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Posted: 17 years ago
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no way...........god none of them look good to me.......... 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: sadia_1990

no way...........god none of them look good to me.......... 😆


same here
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Posted: 17 years ago
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none of them suit.. also isnt uday chopra already engaged/married to Tanisha(kajol's sis)??

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