"I'm cool, hip, sexy, smart and young. That was his century; this is mine."
"Cool" do you even need to ask? HAVE you SEEN my official brand ambassador pose for Tag?

"Hip" cause I drive with my pinkies facing UP!! now if thats not hip I don't know what is...

"Sexy" even with milk gurgling outta my mouth!

"Smart" cause I prefer to relax on a rock rather than a couch!

"Young" screw this! go ask Big B(ully) if he can like do bench presses by placing his stomach on a stool while balancing a 20lb metal ball on his calves!

Quote from Big B
"If you want to do an honest comparison, you should wait for him to get to 65"
OK SRK, it's time for WAR!
For 65, I am pretty damn flexible

At 65, let me see YOU graduate!

At 65, let's see if YOU have any of these sweet honies by YOUR side!

At 65, let's see if YOUR son lets you make out with HIS fiance!!!

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