How SK got rid of Aishwariya! 😉
Once upon a time there was a girl named Aishwariya Rai and a handsome hunk named Salman Khan.. Like any other girl Aish was totally fida over SK. But unlike other girls SK found Aish to be really difficult.. She would follow him everywhere he went.. 🤢
SK (thinking): How do I get this girl off me? Bahut seh liya, ab to kuch karna hi padega.. Jati hi nahi!
So SK tried a lot of different things.. Starting with the easiest.. Like hiding behind a newspaper..
SK: Bapre! Usne mujhe yahan bhi dekh liya.. Ab kya karo?
So he moves to England for a short time..
SK: Jitni dehr me is gori ke saath hoon, to who mujhe doondh hi nahi saakhti.. Finally!
But Ash found him there too..
SK: Idea! I'll dress up like AK and she'll think I'm him and leave me alone at least till I think of something else..
AK: 'I'm to sexy for my shoes, to sexy for my..'
Next thing to do was to try goggles!
SK: If she recognizes me even now she's truly obsessed! What does a handsome hunk got to do to live a normal life?
SK: Maybe a little beard will help?
SK: I got it! I'll let my hair grow; maybe she'll find me less attractive then?
SK: Nope, it didn't work! I found out she wasn't after my looks but behind my name! She wants to date me cause I'm in and hot! Agar yeh ladkiyon ka dress pehn leta hoon, to shayad log meri mardangi pe ungli utai, lekin shayad us ladki se picha chooth jaye..?
AK: Arre, you're looking nice.. Chale movie dekhne? Meri new film ayi he, named Janemann…
SK: I'm sick and tired!! Nothing works! Police station, here I come! Akhir wahan shanty to hogi, aur WHO nahi (you know who I'm talking about..!)
SK: Hit me harder! I deserve it! For even thinking about that jail would help me from that chipkli! Ek na ek din to bahr ana hi tha..
Amir Khan: Is liye to kaha tha, tum itne ache ho ke jail se bhi jaldi bahr agaye! Ek bhi kaam theek se nahi hota he.. Lekin maine suna he ki Big B ka ladka filmo me a raha he.. Just make sure he's a big hit, aur dekhna Ash uske paas kaise bhag ke jati he!
SK: Very good idea! I'll talk to him right now!
A few days later
Ash: Dikhne me acha he.. Maybe I'll go for him? Kisko pata, kal star ban jaye?
Abhi (thinking): Ha! Tumhe kya lagta he, ki me sach me tume pasand karta hoon? Who to SK mera itna acha dost he ki I would do anything for him! Tumhe utha kar bhi lejaonga! Yeh dosti hum nahi chodenga..
Big B: Please Munne Raja! Use chod de! Dosti ki baat to theek he, but think about your future!
So finally they do become a pair…
Lekin Ash ek ke paas kitni dehr rehti he? She's already set her mind for someone else…
And that is…….
Hritik!
Ash: I'm hot, and I know you want me!
Hritik: Yeh line kahan se agayi? Who rewrote the script without letting me know?
What Ash didn't know was that all this act was very carefully planned by Abhi and Hritik before the movie ever started…
Abhi: So. You're in?
Hritik: Yeah sure.. Can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her I'm married!
And finally! SK was a free and happy man!
SK: Yes, we made it! I'm free! (just loved the pic.. He looks so cute in those clothes.. playing football)
SK: Aja nachle ve nachle ve nachle ve. Tu vi nachle ve! 😉😆
***As you can see, I'm not the biggest fan of Ash, but if anyone found it offending, then I'm sorry...***
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