Aloo's Routine:
Step 1: Open your eyes
<that's brilliant. Take notes everyone. When you wake up, the first thing you should do is open your eyes.>
Step 2: Look at phone to look at the time. CAUTION: DO NOT USE IT TO GO ON SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECOVERING SOCIAL MEDIAHOLIC. CAUSES OVERLOAD OF INFORMATION AND YOU CANNOT FUNCTION
Step 3:
(if staying in a hotel) Go on App called Flipboard where you can get ...WAIT FOR IT ... INFORMATION from around the world.
(if staying at home) Go outside and read the newspaper
Step 4: Morning Drink is hot water and lemon ... It's cold.
<hahahahaha kya Aloo ... kya karti ho tum.>
Step 5: Get up, slippers in,
(at home) walk around
<Yaar, how does she go outside and read a newspaper before opening eyes, drinking water, getting up, putting on slippers, and walking around>
(at hotel) walk around
Step 6: Come in and sit down in a corner and start writing in a memory book you got from NY
<the point is to write one line at the end of the day. Aloo pakori is so ahead of the game, she writes a couple of lines in the morning the next day. She tried to read us something, but kept picking the juicy ones. She reads July 3rd boring entry and stops at lunch. Lunch ke baad kya hua!!!>
Step 7:
(shoot day) Go over lines
Step 8: Eat breakfast, but she doesn't eat breakfast in the morning
Step 9: Go to the bathroom where we aren't invited.
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My routine:
Step 1: open eyes
Step 2: Go to bathroom
Step 3: Poop from one end, browse the world from the other (my hands->phone)
Step 4: Shower
Step 5: Get dressed, put cream, style hair, etc.
Step 6: Get out of bathroom
Step 7: figure out what I'm going to do that day and make sure I don't do any of it!
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Now tell me, who's routine is better?
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