She Who Cannot, Marries
Rumour has it that this actress (who has seldom made news for her performances, her choice of films or the characters she plays) may be looking to settle down. The tabloids have been insisting for some time that her (former actor) parents are keen that she find the right guy and move on to ‘the next phase’ of her life.
While she still lands the occasional ‘big film’ it’s clear to anyone who cares to notice that she hasn’t been able to dazzle either fans or critics. For the bulk of her career she’s chosen to piggyback on the shoulders of A-list male superstars in films that have offered her little to do. You can count on her to shimmy and shake to remix tracks, but let’s just say that for the most part her acting has all the depth of a potted plant.
According to the grapevine, she’s currently seeing a young actor who’s just starting out in the business. He’s only one film old, younger than her and not at all ready for marriage. She knows him through her superstar co-star who gave him a break in the movies. The awkward thing is she was dating another young man in the same superstar’s family circle until recently.
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