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Some divine intervention came that day, some force, something stopped me from watching the movie Zero. I waited few months and just saw it yesterday in master print. Oh I am so lucky. lol. It aint about 15 dollars. Its about the torture
As you all know pristine Anushka is my favorite and SRK is right now up in my top list as well. So no issues there.
Movie has some serious issues.
Bawwa singh is a 4 footer from city of merut. He has a abdul side kick who after every 5 minutes says astaghfirullah (asking for forgiveness from God). Actually after looking at his role, over acting and looks I said astaghfirullah several times - because of negative thoughts I had for him. lol. Anyway Bawaa lives in a small home and looks poor but somehow for unknown reasons he spends a lot of money. He can easily go to fancy hotels and plan parties but then in next scene he and abdul are on hand cycle going to watch movie. He is a fan of sexy siren Katrina who these days is only seen doing pelvic thursts. Seems like she is just there to attract tharki audience lol. Chikni chameli side effects I guess. No substance or depth.
Anyway bawwa was looking to marry and he founds this pristine beauty with beautiful genes from afghan and punjab - girl named aafia. He founds out that aafia is disabled. She remains on wheel chair and has health issues. She is a genius though..kinda like desi Stephen hawking. One day after drinking 10 bottles of whisky she details all her achievements including discovery of water on Mars. She is planning to send a monkey to Mars. She was in India to attend a conference and there bawwa meets her through a marriage bureau. Bawwa meets Aafia at a school where she and students make fun of him. He plans a revenge a nd crashes a party where Aafia was. Nook jhonk turned into love and pyaar toh hona hi thaa began.
AAfia and Bawwa decides to marry but one day invitation from dance competition came where winner was suppose to meet Katrina. 4 foot tharki left aafia for Katrina. He wins the dance competition where he was the only entry and Salman was there and in awe of bawwa. Salman was looking at bawwa as if he was not bawwa but some hawwa like SRK.
Well bawwa now enters the world of Katrina. As winner got to meet her. Aafia is back in US.
Movie revolves around Katrina and bawaa now. She hires him because he reads people well. She needed that because she was dumped by her boyfriend abhay deol who did not have one dialogue in the movie I think. So she needed bawwa to read him. Bawwa and Katrina do some behudgis...with time for some reason which I am forgetting bawwa wants to go back to aafia and he does some behudgi in party and katrina throughs him out but he wanted that..he said yes give it to me ..i deserve it. He wanted humiliation...
There was one scene where bavva was asked to show his mystic ability to move stars. Yes he had this ability to move stars with tip of his finger. With all the legend beauties at a party including late sridevi, kajol, deepika he however could not show this skill. Reason was God was not happy with him ..on ditching Aafia.
Anyway Katrina is now out of the picture
Bawwa along with abdul ...yes abdul got the visa...leave for US of A. Abdul has now dyed his hair blonde and wears a blonde colored coat. They are on the look for Aafia.
Aafia is on to bigger things. In front of cream scientists she is presenting her project. Sending bandar to Mars. At a conference 300 scientists are listening to her presentation and she likes late Steve Jobs is alone addressing a big audience. Kinda like when a apple product is released. She presents the bandar that will go to Mars. Bandar however goes berserk and cast doubts on her planned project. Meanwhile while bandar was being presented, bawwa had entered along with abdul in blonde coat to observe this intellectually stimulating discussion. Bandar's behudgi disperse the scientists and as they are leaving one by one Aafia happens to see Bawwa. On seeing him she takes out a gun and fires at him. Yes she was allowed to keep the gun for security reasons.
Anyway 50 members of her family from afghanistan and Indian punjab were happen to be there and came on stage and reveal that Aafia has a baby with bawwa. Baby was there as well. Bawwa takes baby and tries to escape
Movie moves on...bawwa wants to repent.
Enters the genius Madhavan who along with Aafia is leading this project as well. What an honor for Indian subcontinent. Even as a non-Indian I felt proud.Anyway bawwa tries to visit NASA to meet Aafia and she sends a wedding card through an officer and asks them to remove bawwa. Whole NASA qayanat was dealing with bawwa. While he is being thrown out a cute bbblish punjabi british ladki...tells bawwa that u should apply to go to the mars. Since the bandar idea failed they were looking for another banda to send to mars. Both bawwa and abdul got into the system ...abdul did very well as well and almost passed the exam but was out due to eyesight issues. But bawwa was having none of it..he was exercising..he had endurance..he had dimples...he had long hair..he was short same height as bandar..he was going to MARS. And he got selected
Unfortunately on day of marriage of Aafia and Madhavan - two geniuses and a marriage which would have given us a male / female einstein - Mars launch happened. How stupid. Of all days they had to do launch on marriage day. Madhavan was deep one...he saw love in AAfia's eyes. In a jaa aafia jee le apni zindagi moment she lets aafia go and then she goes...she drives her wheelchair on interstate highways ..overtaking cars ..dressed in red marriage dress and arrives in time to have a last minute chat with bawwa who is in shuttle by now. When she arrives bawa was calibrating shuttle controls
She asks to have a chat with him and then she and bawwa are connected with whole NASA watching. She has a heart to heart with him...few minute delay is okay...whats the big deal.
Bawwa goes up in air...and lands on Mars..sends video from there ..with his trademark dimple and long hair.
Bawwa is then lost...on coming back his capsule loses track...this was happening 15 years later. But one day Chinese radar catches bawwa rocket...
Bawwa is back...he lands on ocean..he opens the dhakkan ...and with full force..like he left earth yesterday..bawwa shouts in his meerut style.
Movie ends there. We are not shown ...we only came to know he still has dimples. This is important information though. That 15 years on Mars and person still has dimples.
What a movie..
Thanks for reading lol
Anupamaa
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