omg...i love the dialogues from andaz apna apna
"Hai'laah!" "Ouiiiii Maa!"
"Aaj toh apna bad luck hi kharab hai."
"Sorry boss, ghalti se mistake ho gaya."
"Do dost ek cup se chai piyengey. Isse dosti badti hai, pyar badta hai."
"Yeh bandook apna nishana khud dhoondta hai"
"Ullu-gadhaa-paagal toh mein bhi keh sakta tha -lekin mujhe pata hai, jo shakal se aap lagte hain, woh hain nahi."
"Muscle dekhe hai na mere, MUSSAL ke rakh doonga!"
"Sir, yeh Vasco Da Gama ke zamane ki gun hai."
"Kiske mama ki gun hai?!"
"Mein hoon Crime Master Gogo, aankhen nikaal ke gotiya kheloonga!"
"Suno, suno duniya ke logon! Sabse bada hai Mr. Gogo!"
"Aap mahaan hai! Aap shaktimaan hai! Aap -- etc etc, balki mein to kehta hu ki... aap purush hi nahi hai!"
" Kyaa ????!!! "
" Mera matlab, aap MAHApurush hai! "
"mere khayal se jab tak is desh k baap nahi sudrey gain...tab tak yeh desh nahi sudrey ga"
"main betion ko churiyan pehna raha hoon aur aap maoon ko chooriyon pehna rahay hain"
"woh dekho amar ka baap jaa raha hai"
š š š I could go on and š š on.... I LOVE the dialogues in Andaz Apna Apna... š