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Posted: 8 years ago
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Jacqueline Fernandez and Farhan Akhtar were romancing on a boat. The boat struck a teela (stone). Farhan scooped in air and flew (due to inertia) to a nearby machera boat and ended in their fish net. He was collected by them.

Jacque had no where to go so she swam to offshore.

There was no one on the island.

She collected stones and wrote help...no one came

She loosened her top and faced planes passing by...no one came

Then somehow she wrote yeh sallu bhai ka ghar hai...this was of course not made from stone..

Hundreds of rickshaw drivers ended up on the island thinking their hero sallu lives there

Message: Sallu fans are rickshaw drivers which is of course surrogate for poor
Edited by hippopotamus - 8 years ago
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Posted: 8 years ago
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While Jacque took the rickshaw back home..yes I know u must be wondering how hundreds of rickshaws came on to an island surrounded by water..it turns out it was not a isolated island. on the other side of hill there was a city there. jacques swam to remote area and hence thought she was on some kong island.

anyway coming back to more important part. Farhan

Farhan landed in the net and macheras thought that they have caught a big one...several people started pulling the net...among regular fishes they saw farhan's face and thought it was palla machli...macheras started celebrating as if they have caught biggest palla ever..and now they will be in Guinness book.

As they were celebrating ..a sound came..

mujhe pakdane ki khushiyan mana rahe ho toh zinda ho tum

guniness book mein aane ka soch rahe jo to zinda ho tum

hawa ke jhonko...

as he was about to finish above line..one machera recognized that this terrible voice was of farhan akhtar...he got disappointed and agitated and replied

yahan bhi tum paka rahe ho...bole toh zinda ho tum

farhan smiled...someone has recognized him and will pull the net and take him out .

hawa ke jhonko ke jaisa azaad rehna sikho

as he was uttering these lines one machera cut the net and let him loose and in process teaching him the meaning of azaad

farhan floated for several hours till javed akhtar and shakti kapoor came to rescue him ...shakti took out bottle of whisky..and fed farhan few glasses to warm him up...

Edited by hippopotamus - 8 years ago
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Posted: 8 years ago
#13
After 2 glasses went it, Farhan recovered. Shakti and Javed Akhtar made some soup for him. Farhan was shivering...boat was heading back to Mumbai.

Farhan wanted some more...he was looking for whisky bottle and noticed that Shakti had gulped it all.

Shakti was now not in his senses.

He asked Farhan btw what were you doing...while this was going on Farhan received a call from jacque. Shakti took phone from him and caught Farhan. Now Shakti lost it..He was hurt...for his daughter Shraddha.

Javed akkhtar the clever fox sensed the tension...farhan was caught with his pants down and shakti was tun with whole bottle..nothing could be worst...

JA started singing from his famous song..yeh kahan aa gayee hum...yun hi saath saathe peete peete...kyun is tarhan hum hain jeete...

Shakti senses that father was trying to protect his son..he shouted at JA "chup kar tootle"

On hearing that Farhan...in anger shouted "Tu chap kar sharabi"

A brawl erupted...

Shakti threw a punch at Farhan who ducked only to hit JA ..who went down

It was Farhan and Shakti..

Shakti then tried to smash the empty bottle on Farhan's head...however he missed...

While all this was going on Shraddha arrived ..she got an SOS from her father and came in a separate boat...

With her was Priyanka Chopra..since it was short notice and no driver was available PC offered to drive the boat...PC was vailla these days and has started boat ride service in US. She drove maid of mist at Niagra falls.

Shraddha saw F and S fighting. Shakti told her about Jacque. On hearing that Shraddha unleashed a slap...as the slap was moving towards Farhan...clever Farhan grabbed PC and put her forward...full force of Shraddha landed on PC nose...Her nose fell off as it was plastic.

Hell broke loose

PC like a wrestler first took bewara shakti down...

Then Shraddha in revenge took PC down

Note javed A was already down

Farhan then took shraddha down

Farhan was the last man standing...he was the survivor...




In excitement..Farhan started dancing...and singing.

Na main samjha..na main jaana..tum ho kitni haseen sanorita

In excitement he jumped on bed and start ripping the pillow (kindda like anil kapoor in ek ladki ko dekha song)

While he was doing that the bed started to move and fold towards the wall...

Farhan got worried...he thought about jumping of the bed..but bed was going towards the wall at full speed

Farhan manged to move little bit out but bed compelted its journey

In the end farhan was half between the bed and wall

Whike waist up he was outside ..

He was stuck and passed out

The bed was one of those who can fold into the wall...

Ship was without a driver as both PC and Shakti passed out

Ship on itself was cruising towards Mumbai coast

A garbage truck was on the beach cleaning ...

it noticed a boat coming its way

The truck driver immediately sat in the garbage truck and started to move away

However the boad was coming at a high speed..

With full speed boat was ashore and ended up in back of garbage truck

The story ends with truck driver delivering the boat and all its passengers to Mumbai Municipality

Store ends on PC..she wakes up in midst of trash and farhan etc. She sees a watermelon...she grabs it and takes a bite. Farhan is stuck with butt downwards behind the bed and butt upwards outside the bed

Story ends with that ..
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Ah!! The launde lapade came running. 😆 😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
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They came searching salman as he didnt pay to any of these rickshawala. 😛
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: MithiBani

Ah!! The launde lapade came running. 😆 😆

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Posted: 8 years ago
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I don't get these "all of Salman's fans are rickshaw drivers" jokes. Maybe it's because I'm from Canada and he has huge fanbase here, none of whom are rickshaw drivers.
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: unicornhugs

I don't get these "all of Salman's fans are rickshaw drivers" jokes. Maybe it's because I'm from Canada and he has huge fanbase here, none of whom are rickshaw drivers.


No need to get it ...frustration is real for some as you can see recent run of their fav's movies. 😊

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Posted: 8 years ago
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😆 😆 😆
Though in Fan movie SRK's fan has been shown borderline psychopath so does it mean majority of SRK fan's are Psychopaths? (including me)
This whole categorizing fans into different classes is very unpleasant.
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: KabhiKabhi

😆 😆 😆

Though in Fan movie SRK's fan has been shown borderline psychopath so does it mean majority of SRK fan's are Psychopaths? (including me)
This whole categorizing fans into different classes is very unpleasant.


India has caste division..India forums has categorizing fans and movies into high class, low class, psychopath, rickshawalla, intellectual, nonintellectual etc

no matter which industry us humans will create this division and discrimination...Whats new 😆 😆

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