Naughty Bollywood Dialogues - Page 5

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke chutiyapa milega

Originally posted by: Skybully

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke chutiyapa milega

Originally posted by: ZanduBaaM

Khada kar diya hai mera ... gusse se ek ek baal khada kar diya hai

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

Do kamine ek jaisa kaise sooch lete hain?😆

My Old Naughty Poem 😆

Originally posted by: ZanduBaaM

My Old Naughty Poem😆

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">Kabhi ayesha Takia ,Kabhi PC aur Kareena</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">aur kabhi kabhi Dipu,Amy , Anu aur aaliya ,</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">sapno main aake kar deti mushkil mera sona</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">kaise sambhlu inko aur kehti plz kuch karo na</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">Ho jata hoon aksar main sapno main behaal</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">dekh ke in sabke Bade Bade naram naram baal</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">Koi yaha koi wahan sapno main hath lagati hai</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">Sari Harkat mera rom rom khada kar jati hai</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">Kehti de do humko ek baar main pura apna</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">kaise de doon, aree baba ab kaise de doon</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">Mera lamba hai , jawab, aur chota sa hai sapna</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">Jaise hi hua unko dard nikaal liya maine zhat se</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">jab chubha unko , bed pe gira samaan mera apna</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">chikhne lagi wo chillane lagi boli chod do mujh ko</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">jab maine kaha plz ek autograph de do mujhe apna</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">boli apni nasheeli awaaz main pyasi hoon main badi</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">aur woh choosne lagi mera , thumb, samjh ke apna</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">Maja aa gaya dekh ke , uski , jab khol ke dikhai usne</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">taango pe bana hot n sexy awesome sa tattoo apna</font>

<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">😆😆😆
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Poem for Jhandbaam-
Daalte Hi Jhad Gaye Sab, Tika Na Koi Bhi Phool Gale Mein Mere Haar Ke. Dard Unko Hua To Nikaal Liya Maine, Kanta Jo Chubha Pairon Main Sarkar Ke. Cheek Uthay, Chilla Uthay, Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Lo, Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tyohaar Ka.

Originally posted by: Skybully

Poem for Jhandbaam-
Daalte Hi Jhad Gaye Sab, Tika Na Koi Bhi Phool Gale Mein Mere Haar Ke. Dard Unko Hua To Nikaal Liya Maine, Kanta Jo Chubha Pairon Main Sarkar Ke. Cheek Uthay, Chilla Uthay, Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Lo, Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tyohaar Ka.

Originally posted by: ..Mr.Grey..

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