These 10 HILARIOUS quotes given by Twinkle Khanna aka MrsFunnyBones at her book launch will make you fall in love with her!
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I officially have a girl crush on Twinkle now. Read these quotes and you will know why!
It's no surprise that Twinkle Khanna is one the funniest celebrities in Bollywood. The beauty has made a name for herself with her fabulous columns in DNA and is now popularly known as MrsFunnyBones.'
Akshay Kumar's better half recently attended the launch of her book of the same name and left everyone in splits with her hilarious one liners and puns! Well, it was expected from someone as witty and funny as Twinkle, right? The book launch was attended by Akshay, along with her childhood friend and popular producer/ filmmaker Karan Johar and superstar Aamir Khan. Kjo has always maintained that Twinkle was the only girl he ever loved and certainly don't blame him!The actress surely knows how to leave everyone gasping for breath and I have now become an official fan girl of the Mrs Funny Bones.' Here are 10 best and funniest quotes given by Twinkle at the launch. Have a look:
"I have not been on Koffee With Karan because my husband was scared that the first word I utter would be penis and he wouldn't want me to say Penis Penis Penis."
LOL! The beauty was asked on why she has never made an appearance on goof friend Karan Johar's popular chat show Koffee With Karan and this was her response. I can think of no other actress who would have the guts to say something like this!
"Karan used to see my small moustache and used to say I Love You.'
Twinkle went on to spill the beans on Karan's lovestruck avatar around her in childhood. She managed to put it in the most unusual and funny way possible.
"My husband doesn't have extra inches...in height, like the other actors do."
The actress was asked to speak about a trait which was lacking in Akki, and present in other actors and this response by her officially makes her a queen of comedy! Nice save there MrsFunnyBones...
"When Akshay gets drunk, he sings songs like Mainu Dila Di Visa Dubai Da"
Ha ha! When asked to reveal three unknown facts about Akki, Twinkle left everyone in splits with her last point. The others were; "He cries during movies like Aamir" and "He wears checkered Pyjamas." I can imagine you falling in love with her already!
"I would want Maggi to be banned. We don't want 2 minutes noodles in dinner or in bed."
LMAO! We were so busy talking about how unhealthy Maggi was but did anyone ever think twice about this point brought to light by Twinkle. Genius!
" I had decided that if Mela flops, I'll marry Akshay and it happened."
Very few actors have the ability to make jokes on themselves and Twinkle nails it in this department. I'm ROFL and I bet you are too.
"During a film, Aamir had gone up to a director and told him about his thoughts about a shot, but the director didn't listen to him. So he went behind a rock and I saw him crying."
Let's just say that if AIB roast ever happens again, Twinkle will own every one's ass. Along with roasting Akki, she managed to do the same with Aamir as well!
"Before marrying Akshay, I had made a genetic list containing the number of diseases running in his family and all. Coz' I had to have kids with him."
Bahahahahaha! I can't believe Twinkle actually said that. OMG, this has got to be the most unique list prepared by a celebrity EVER.
"Radhe Maa's life should be made into a reality show. I have a fascination for her."
Twinkle truly has taken to Radhe Maa. She even declared that her next column will be on the controversial Godwoman. Now I simply can't wait for that one!
" I told Aamir that he is a prime actor and I a has been' actress so obviously he will be on number one."
Twinkle spoke at length about how she started writing columns for DNA and competed with Aamir regarding trends on social media. This is what she said," When I started writing, Sarita (Tanwar, editor of DNA),had actually asked me to write a column and told this to Aamir and he said, "Everyone loves cricket but everyone can't play cricket right?" So I was disheartened but then I started trending and I called him,saying that I am trending on number 7 and sent Aamir some links,but he sent me a link of Satyamev Jayate and said I am trending on number 1.I told Aamir that he is a prime actor and I a has been' actress so obviously he will be on number one." But he still competed with me just imagine."
It's hard not to fall in love with someone as lovely and downright hilarious as Twinkle right? Which quote by her did you find the funniest? Post them in the comments section below! Check out all the images from the event in the gallery above.
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