W*F Nahin! Horror!

I just read this highly disturbing article that says:

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Atletico de Kolkata have sought advice from Diego Simeone on team-building and strategizing for getting success in a short tournament like the Indian Super League. "Simeone will also travel to India during the Indian Super League to support Atletico de Kolkata," Prithijiit Das, an Atletico de Kolkata official told TOI from Madrid.

source: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/football/indian-super-league/top-stories/Simeone-to-meet-ATK-on-Monday/articleshow/43139427.cms

At first I was laughing, because how can my true love go there when he has to play La Liga matches every week and also has CL matches during the week. BUT then I remembered something: Next monday it's international break which means two weeks no matches for atleast the club coaches. SHOCK HORROR...THAT MEANS HE COULD ACTUALLY TRAVEL TO INDIA, BECAUSE THAT STUPID KOLKATA CLUB'S FIRST MATCH IS ON OCTOBER 12 🤢 While Atletico de Madrid's last match is october 4...and the next match will be on october 19. SO HE COULD ACTUALLY GO TO INDIA 🤢

Fine he can go...BUT SHOCK HORROR: ATLETICO DE KOLKATA WILL PLAY AGAINST MUMBAI CITY FC...and I swear I've read somewhere that Booger Boy is the owner of that club and is currently jobless so might end up attending that match together with his ladylove Katty and they might meet my Diego...I DON'T WANT THAT! I HATE MY LIFE! I HATE BOOGER BOY AND KATRINA! I HATE INDIAN SUPER LEAGUE! I HATE EVERYTHING 😭