10 Rules Every Ekta Kapoor Serial Has To Follow

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Posted: 11 years ago
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1. If a character is popular, he can die and come back to life as many times as he likes.

I mean seriously? Even video game characters don't have as many lives. Apparently, Mihir > Mario

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2. It is entirely possible to build a 25-minute episode on one minor event.

Tulsi broke a glass? Let's zoom in and zoom out on every character's face for the next 10 minutes.

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3. Reincarnation is the bomb!

Died in an accident? Be re-born as an infant 10 episodes later.

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4. Plastic surgery changes everything.

The plastic surgeons in Kektaverse are super talented. After getting plastic surgery, not only does your face change, but your voice, your height and your mannerisms change as well. Sometimes you can even get abs!

5. Reactions are really important.

"Baa, I'm pregnant!" After this is uttered by a young teenage girl, every family member's reaction have to captured at least 5 times with varying editing effects.

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6. The elder member of the family is immortal!

How old is "Baa" exactly? A 150 or something?

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7. Make soppy television soaps to keep the women engaged and make raunchy ghost movies to keep the men engaged.

An incredible marketing strategy if there ever was one.

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8. The theme song simply has to play 4 times in one episode!

First at the start of episode, then a slow tune when something tragic happens, with some new lyrics in some situations and a happy version of joyous occasions.

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9. Put so many family members in the show that people lose track of who's who.

How many family members are there is these soaps? Like a million?

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10. We've all had to endure this torture for close to a decade now.

It's time for some sarcasm laced revenge!

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Ya this is what i hate about ALL indian shows😆
They waste 10 half of the episode on just music, & zooming in on every freakin person in the room!! And somethings are soo unrealistic!!
They drag it soo long too😵
But damn those stupid hooks at the end freakin makes you want to watch what happens next! 😵

But i only watch them for my Fav actor. I don't really care about the shows🤣 If he's gone, then i'm gone! 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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@Mr.kool u r the best..😆 This one is hilarious..😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Apparently, Mihir > Mario
^🤣

Kekta's evergreen soapy goof-ups
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Rishabh Bajaj's pic ☺️

They put Rishabh Bajaj's pic instead of Mihir's in that Pt. 4 🤣
Never mind.. Rishabh Bajaj ! Blushing
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: preep

@Mr.kool u r the best..😆 This one is hilarious..😆


meine nehi likha hain..bas chori ki hain from google 😆uska credit i will definately take..isliye thank u 😛😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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KOOL You rock..kahan sy laty ho yeh hilarious posts.🤣
one more thing.
yeh bacha tmhara hy,nahe yeh bacha mera hy..koe b sure nahe hota k bacha kis ka hy 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: .ProperPatola.

Apparently, Mihir > Mario

^🤣

Kekta's evergreen soapy goof-ups



Baa is a vampire ..200 yrs hojaayege but waise ki waise hi rahegi 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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They forgot one more thing - Multiple marriages. Ek shaadi tooti toh doosri shaadi karlo formula.
Saari zindagi shaadi karke baito BC!😡😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: 102201

They forgot one more thing - Multiple marriages. Ek shaadi tooti toh doosri shaadi karlo formula.

Saari zindagi shaadi karke baito BC!😡😆

In my all-time fav show Kasautii, the heroine was gonna marry her ex when they were 80/85 😕
And when finally the hero came back from death and heroine dumped her ex to marry her hero for 3rd time, they bent down to take blessings of their elders ! Heroine - 85 yr old, Hero - 110 yr old .. And we were like Aashirvaad lena hai ya dena ??? 🤣
Edited by Pehchaan.Kaun - 11 years ago

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