11 Reasons Why Ignoring Himesh Reshammiya's Xpose Is A Crime

The trailer is out (Why, Why, Why???)! Himesh Reshammiya and Yo Yo Honey Singh have teamed up to surprise us (You mean, shock us?)! The two masters have tried to create a cinematic genius, after all! Ah! We are dying to watch the flick!

Here are 11 reasons why we could even kill to watch The Xpose !

WHITE WET SAREE A LA ZEENAT AMAN

We can't overlook the uncanny resemblance here! The trailer opens with a copy cat, Sonali Raut, in a white wet saree, in a temple. Rings a bell? And Zeenat's Satyam Shivam Sundaram get an Ujjawal Nirmal Sheetal twist here! How original!

PARVEEN BABI'S BIKINI ACT RE-INVENTED

Film's another actress, Zoya Afroz, is no less! She does a Parveen Babi and expects us to admire her! That's asking too much of us!

SETS AND LOOKS ARE DIRECTLY LIFTED FROM THE GREAT GATSBY

The sky's the limit, right Himesh? Our ace musician believes in getting 'inspired' all the time!

SOME MORE COPYING...

AND SOME MORE...

HIMESH RESHAMMIYA STILL HAS ATTITUDE

Despite his previous acting stints that have driven the viewers up the wall, Himesh Reshammiya still believes he has it in him! Confidence, huh?

IRRFAN KHAN WANTS TO BREAK THE LUNCHBOX IMAGE

And we thought the press had written Imran instead of Irrfan by mistake! We didn't believe the rumours till we saw the trailer ourselves!

CID'S ACP PRADYUMAN FEELING INSECURE & LEFT OUT

He can solve cases of all kinds! And he is famous for doing so! Yet, the Xpose makers didn't consider him to do the needful! ACP Pradyuman is going to solve it anyway!

CHEESY DIALOGUE NO. 1 - TERE SHAREER MEIN ITNA KHOON NAHI HOGA, JITNA RAVI KUMAR EK BAAR MEIN MOOT DETA HAI

You need to see a doctor, man! And fast!

CHEESY DIALOGUE NO. 2 - TUMNE MERA ISTEMAAL KIYA, YA MAINE TUMHARA? JITNI PUBLICITY MILI HAI MERI VAJAH SE SHUKAR MANAO, VARNA TOH KUTTA BHI NAHI POOCHTA TUM JAISON KO ISS SHEHER MEIN, JO KAPDON SE ZYADA MARD BADALTI HAIN

He just yapped, and we are zapped! Wow! We can also rap!

CHEESY DIALOGUE NO. 3 - RAJA KA BETA BHALE HI NANGA PAIDA HO, WOH HOTA TOH RAJKUMAR HI HAI

Are you trying to impress us with that funny line?

CHEESY DIALOGUE NO. 4 - RAVI KUMAR LANGOT KA BOHOT PAKKA HAI. WOH BISTAR PAR NEEND KE ALAVA KUCH NAHI LETA

And we thought there were no double meaning dialogues in the film! Thanks, Sunny.

CHEESY DIALOGUE NO. 5 - YEH ROLE PAANE KE LIYE MUJHE KYA KARNA HOGA? NA DANCE, NA EXPRESSION, NA POSE -- SIRF EXPOSE!

What an eye-popping concluding line to the trailer! We are dying to watch the film now!