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Posted: 11 years ago
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Wow I had a good laugh🤣...All were amazing.I think some may even make such bizarre statements.😆😆
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ACP Pradyuman, Arundhati Roy, Arnab Goswami and India TV-----🤣 🤪
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Salman Khan : The chicken could cross the road safely because it was not a black buck.
Priyanka Chopra: The chicken crossed the road to irritate Shahid Kapoor. 😃
Jaya Bacchan: The chicken crossed the road to drink alone in a Chinese restaurant after midnight.
Rekha: The chicken did indeed cross the road, though in reality that wasn't the case. The chicken crossed the road. True. But it was actually sitting on its eggs in a poultry on this side.
Rahul Gandhi: The chicken crossed the road to demand RTI and women empowerment.
Modi: The chicken crossed the road to get to Gujarat.
Kejrwal: The chicken was given a free pass to the other side by bribing of the border authorities. This is a matter for investigation.


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Big B - because a little girl fan asked it to ...😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Ekta Kapoor version:
The chicken was assumed dead on this side of the road, but had actually crossed it. It then underwent a plastic surgery and returned after 20 years.

Karan Johar version:
The chicken was involved in a love triangle on this side of the road. After singing some songs, it decided to sacrifice its love and move to the other side. But the chicken's love also crossed over and they lived happily ever after, singing more songs.

Ram Gopal Verma version:
The chicken's movement across the road was shown in weird camera angles in minimal light. No one understood what happened next but a sequel is being prepared to show its coming back to this side.

Chetan Bhagat version:
The chicken had some great ambitions but had to make some sacrifices along the way, which even resulted in the chicken getting to have sex, before it crossed the road. In the end, there was divine/friendly/self-ego intervention and the chicken came back.

Anu Malik version:
Woh Chicken khud hai apne mann ka boss.
Woh Chicken khud hai apne mann ka boss.
Ab kya farak parta hai agar usne kar liya road cross.

Pritam version:
A foreigner chicken crossed the road first. The chicken in question just followed it across the road in an identical manner.

India TV version:
Murgi ne tyaga road ko. Kya ye duniya ka anth hai?

Rakhi Sawant version:
Oh Jejus! The chicken is getting so much media footage. I could have accompanied it across the road.

KRK (Kamal R Khan) version:
It was a 2 rupees chicken. I will not waste my time discussing this.

Shahid Kapoor version:
How can the kitchen cross the road?



^^^^ the best of the lot 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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found these comments in the article😆


What is the escape velocity required for the road crossing?


Rahul Gandhi version would be: The chicken needs to be empowered.It crossed the road to file RTI



Modi: BHAIYON AUR BEHENO: Chicken ka baccha car neecha phas gaya tho anda nahi milega


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Posted: 11 years ago
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imagine how wud they reply.. "who comes first.. chiken or egg?" 😆😆

or more practical.. why son rises in NZ first? 😆

To ans the q.. chicken crossed road coz that side it was Ranbir taking condom out her pockets.. and other side Ranveer trying to buid her 6 packs to 8 packs. Chiken thot its better to be eaten by a good man than rapped by a bad man. 😆


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Ekta Kapoor version:
The chicken was assumed dead on this side of the road, but had actually crossed it. It then underwent a plastic surgery and returned after 20 years.


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: -Swetha-

😆😆😆 Amazing !!



Swetha, your DP! Neil Bhatt, I've had a huge crush on him in Gulaal times. ☺️😆

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