Rs900 for a ticket to see 'Dhoom 3'

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'Dhoom:3' is coming. And the fever is gripping the nation, particularly that proportion of the populace which likes its action loud, spectacular and brainless. This fever seems to have affected the brains of some of Dhoom:3's fans, because prices at a few theatres have actually hit Rs. 900. By the laws of supply and demand, we've got to think someone is willing to pay that much.

We think that anyone willing to pay Rs. 900 for Dhoom:3 must be a special kind of stupid. In fact, if you are ready to pay that much for a ticket, here are some other things about you:

1. You probably own an onion farm

2. You probably bought 10 tickets to Sachin's last match, next to the pavilion

3. Zuckerberg probably sends you a friend request on Facebook

4. You probably wear more yellow shiny stuff around your neck than Bappi Lahiridoes

5. Your name probably starts with 'Sharad' and ends with 'Pawar'

6. Michael Schumacher is your personal driver, and CNR Rao your son's private physics tutor

7. You probably grow money instead of leaves on your trees

8. You probably have an account in a Swiss bank, or on the Cayman Islands

9. You think the alimony Hrithik will have to pay to Sussanne is a small amount

10. You probably reply to mails from Nigerian princes

11. The toilet paper in your house has the signature of the RBI governor on it

12. You haven't watched a really good Hollywood action movie in forever

13. You have paid for the assassination of physics

14. Arvind Kejriwal probably thinks you are corrupt

15. It's fine. As long as you pay Rs. Infinity to watch Rajinikanth in Kochadaiiyaan in April

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