IMPROVE YOUR G.K. - Page 3

Hats off to Cruiser ji!!! 👏

You're the best!

I'll try some:

National Preacher: Aamir Khan

National Social Media Expert : Amitabh Bachchan

National philanthropist and messiah of the downtrodden and struggling: Salman Khan

National Dog catcher: Dharmendra (he hates dogs, sucks their blood. Kutton bach ke raho!)

National Coffee pilanewala : Karan Johar

National plastic guddi : Katrina Kaif

National Wannabe Bahu: Rani Mukherji (who's wannabe Chopra clan bahu)

National Pseudo Intellectuals: Shabana Azmi and Javed Akhtar

National Head of MENSA India: Kiran Rao (the only "genius" in industry)

National Nachaniya: Madhuri Dixit

National deliverer of trashy TV content: Ekta Kapoor

National Car flying expert: Rohit Shetty

National Dancing Dumboo: Govinda

National Insurgency: Khan wars

National Gossip King: Rajeev Masand

National Bitchy Writer: Shobhaa De

National head of asskisser editors' association: Jitesh Pillaai

National (eternal) PM in waiting: LK Advani

National champu: Rahul baba

National Khujli master: Mahesh Bhatt

National Dharamraj: Arnab Goswami

National champion for heaviest hand: Sunny Deol (2.5 kg each)

National lipstick queen: Sagarika Ghosh

National Scandal Queen: Nira Radia

National cash cow: Cricket (statrt IPL, make movies on it, earn profits either ways)

National Obsession: Foreign mention or honour of desi people and their work. Firangi ki taareef is ultimate achievement!

National Job ; Vellapanti, timepass

National Siblings: SriDevi Boney Kapoor

@Cruiser and Skepburn: Good ones!😆

Originally posted by: love_struck

National Siblings: SriDevi Boney Kapoor

National Madari : Sonia Gandhi (whole country of monkeys dances to her tunes)

National Wannabe Gandhian: Sanjay Dutt

National Kung Fu Master: Akshay Kumar

National One Man Circus: Rajinikanth (for all the antics he does in films)

National Daandu* : Mukesh Ambani

*Daandu is used for anyone who has protruding frontal teeth that stick out of the mouth

National Dushaasan : Arvind Kejriwal (for always exposing either government or corporates)

National Favoured Foreign destination: USA (Caneda for Punjabis)

National Upholder for Regionalism: Raj Thackeray

National Damaad ji: Robert Vadra

National butt of jokes & scorn: Khap Panchayats

National Word: "Scam"

National Phenomenon: Corruption

National Religious Activity: Rioting in name of religion

(no offense but there's not a single religion in India that has not been affected by communalism)

National Bird: CBI (the "caged parrot")

National masti wali naukri: IAS (corrupt officers, most of them freeloaders)

National First Consultant for every Crisis: Your local pandit/jyotish/astrologer

National Whipping Boy: Pakistan
(anything happens in India - it's all fault of Pakistan!)

National Personality Trait: Hypocrisy

National Banshee: Rakhi Sawant

National Pet: Aamir Khan's dog named after Shahrukh
(it gets discussed more than the stars themselves. It will be remembered for generations)

National Bodyguard: Salman's bodyguard Shera (the only VIP bodyguard whose name is known to aam aadmi!)

National Kiss: Aamir-Lolo's kiss in Raja Hindustani

National "Haww ji!" film: Maya Memsaab

National Motu: Ram Kapoor

National Ambassador for Liposuction: Adnan Sami

National Ambassador for "Plastic surgery se bacho" Abhiyan: Koena Mitra

National Nawab: Saif Ali Khan

National Chu****: KRK

National Sexy Yogi: Vinod Khanna (he'd given up films at his peak to join ashram of Rajneesh)

National Invisible Enemy: Dawood

National Furniture: Kursi (for politicians and aam working class), Couch (for showbiz guys), Bed

National Late Lateef: Govinda

National Human Zoo: Bigg Boss house

National Human Jungle: Parliament

National Eternal April Fool: Aam Aadmi (fooled by everyone from government to media)

National panacea for social problems: Candlelight marches

National Love Guru: Shahrukh Khan

National Rangeela banda: Dharmendra

National Foulmouth: Mika Singh