yes you budha big b.
we all know how you thought your son was some prince who was going to dethrone all. the main target my shah rukh.
get ready everyone the prince is going to arrive. the mag cover...HERE COMES THE PRINCE OF BOLLYWOOD.
damn you, even i got excited there. my mama said to me: fix urself briahna...the prince is coming in refugee. my half badan was kaapo, yes shaky as hell, the thought of some prince taking over my shah rukh was scary, but OMG my other half was ticklish. i was feeling like a Cinderella, waiting for this prince to arrive. ..i spent hrs in front of mirror before heading to see refugee. i wanted to look my best, thought, never know...maybe this is it...the screen might explode and prince will come for his cinderall briahna. la la land!!
kuch hua??...ghantaaa...The show started….and tell yaa…prince nahi some jhandu prince arrived. And how, looking like ek dum daaku from some c grade pitta hua movie. At least some daakus are joshilye, but this was one lazy daaku, koi josh nahi. bhagoo briahna...go home. SHATTERED.
and big b...kept going on and on, and on about his bekaar beta. one day in drona, next rona, next in ram, next raavan, and who can forget KANK-THE TANK. Big bi even agreed kjo doing some major kinky shyte , thinking this might help his beta, ..poor raniya got some whips too. bechari.
I wonder why big b didn't ask his son to change his profession. Maybe try kheti/farming instead. I bet he would have done wonders there.
Forget about the flop movies...his beta couldn't even climb the ghodi on his wedding day. bechara big b had to hire 6 ppl, 4 holding legs of ghodi, one holding pooch, and one holding umbrella for beta, I wonder why? talk about abuse on poor ghodi. Ohh and he paid these laborers 1 penny each. Kanjoos makhi choos.
oohh when his beta was all set ghodhi, tip top, .. big b patted his beta ...finally you have done something RIGHT for me..."ja, virgin mary koh leh aa."
and now...he is going on and on about how aradhya , potty training, to driving, to ipad, what next princess will be the biggest superstarni…ohh just shut up and enjoy the poor child. don't use twitter to sing praises of hers day in day out. Just let her be.
There are so many talented kids/actors out there who can't make it to Bollywood/movies cos of no connection. And here we shoved with non-actors, …chalo … baap hai superstar tho beta bhi banega superstar. Hatt…
I hope one day our own whipcreampantie mama open polls for : THE MOST BESHARM OF BOLLYWOOD.
And mama whipcreampantie, please include saif and bebo, PLEASE.
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