Dear Diary: Bollywood confessions (fun)

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Koiza

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Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#11

Dear Diary

Yeh itnay saray cherriyans kahan se aa gaye ek dum se? are they for real?

Cherry

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@DianaPrince

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Posted: 12 years ago

#12

Abhishek

Dear diary

i want to be known as a better actor than my father. I want to be more famous than my wife. I want to me more hyped than my daughter. I want to give more hit movies than my mother.

AND THE DIARY BURNS...

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Yankees

@Yankees

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#13

Dear Diary,

Papa kehte the bada naam kare ga, beta humara aisa kaam kare ga, magar yeh toh koi na jaane (except Chuddy Buddy Priyanka) ke meri pant main hai kya.. 💔😭😭😭

*sigh*

Shahid

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Koiza

@-koiza-

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#14

Originally posted by: Yankees
Dear Diary,

Papa kehte the bada naam kare ga, beta humara aisa kaam kare ga, magar yeh toh koi na jaane (except Chuddy Buddy Priyanka) ke meri pant main hai kya.. 😭

*sigh*

Shahid

🤣

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Marauders

@Marauders

Rocker

Posted: 12 years ago

#15

Dear Diary,

I want to stop these crappy masala films and do a meaningful film.

Love

Salman Khan.

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Yankees

@Yankees

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#16

Originally posted by: anu-pre4eva
Dear Diary,
I want to stop these crappy masala films and do a meaningful film.

Love
Salman Khan.

Dear Salman,

These crappy masala movies are the only reason you are able to afford to buy this diary. Apni rozi roti ko laat mat maaro.

Sincerely,

Your Diary

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642126

Hibernated

Posted: 12 years ago

#17

Dear Diary,

If only my son Salman had spent more energy promoting himself than promoting his model GFs! Khair better late than never...aakhir mera beta sabse safal ho hi gaya! Bas ab shaadi reh gayi hai...maine toh do baar kar li, iss ladke ne ab tak ek bhi nahi ki! Yeh department bhi sambhal le bhagwan!

Concerned dad,
Salim Khan

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Yankees

@Yankees

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#18

Originally posted by: Skepblun

Dear Diary,

If only my son Salman had spent more energy promoting himself than promoting his model GFs! Khair better late than never...aakhir mera beta sabse safal ho hi gaya! Bas ab shaadi reh gayi hai...maine toh do baar kar li, iss ladke ne ab tak ek bhi nahi ki! Yeh department bhi sambhal le bhagwan!

Concerned dad,
Salim Khan

Dear Concerned Salim,

Is department main toh Bhagwaan bhi kuch nahi kar sakta.

Regards,

A Not So Concerned Diary