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Posted: 13 years ago
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Movie Review: Joker

Mayank Shekhar | Aug 31, 2012, 14:50PM


Firstly why's this film called Joker? Well, partly because the joke here is probably on your own intelligence. Apart from that, it refers to the joker in a pack of cards that belongs to no colour or denomination. This is metaphor for a village called Paglapur that is attached to no state.

Knowing that a mob of mad men had set themselves free from the village's mental asylum, were causing a riot, the cartographer at the time of independence decided not to record this village's existence on the Indian map. But of course, the self-sufficient village does exist. A dam withholds water that they could have used for agriculture. Fishbowls with fireflies inside light up this secluded jungle at night. A population of 600 are reasonably well dressed, speak fluent Hindi, though one of them (Shreyas Talpade) has developed a language of his own. One old man (Asrani) believes he's living in the 1940s while WWII is still on. Another one passes on a heavy metallic globe, whispering to the other, "Kar lo duniya mutthi mein." Clearly you can escape the influence of the state in India, but Reliance? No chance! People belong to different age groups in this isolated hamlet. Given there are absolutely no women around, their reproduction process remains a biological mystery.

Askhay Kumar's character is one of those born among men in Paglapur. He managed to step out of this jungle and land himself a job in America. Nobody else had any clue about his escape route, it appears. They could find a phone to call him though. They want him back to save them. Their problems are simple, or at least not very different from the rest of India's: water and electricity. The solution is just as easy: directing the attention of politicians to the plight of these villagers.

Akshay Kumar plays a scientist Agastya with "dunia ki pehli machine"that can connect with aliens! He's been given a month's extension in his project to discover life-forms outside Earth. One month should be given enough, of course. Sonakshi Sinha (for the first time in a role that's longer than a song) plays the hero's girlfriend, obviously. The two get to the isolated village. Agastya does what he knows best – convinces a bunch of people of sightings of crop circles in his village. Crop circles confirm alien landings. It also tells us the filmmakers are fans of Manoj Night Shyamalan's The Signs (2002), and perhaps The Village (2004) too. The news-media buys the story. Outside broadcasting (OB) vans line up in the ignored, rural hamlet. Politicians attempt to cash in on the attention. This proves the filmmakers truly believe Anusha Rizvi's film Peepli Live (2009) should've been made with much bigger budgets. Well, they have remade it here all right.

If I'm not mistaken, this film was initially planned as a 3D sci-fi adventure. Clearly if songs can have a Bollywood remix, so can a sci-fi story. India's own movie contribution to aliens is Steven Spielberg's ET (1982), no less. The original thought behind Spielberg's 1982 blockbuster is believed to have been a script of Ray's, which was bought by Columbia Pictures, and had been floating around in Hollywood for a couple of decades. This is not a Bengali conspiracy theory. There is grain of truth in it.

The aliens you see in this film though are made of vegetables. This is deliberate. They're not supposed to be aliens at all. The film isn't quite exactly a science fiction either. What is it exactly then? Only Shirish Kunder, the film's writer, director and editor, could best answer that question. Compared to his past movies (Jaaneman, Tee Maar Khan), at least this has an idea, to begin with. It may not be the world's best, but an idea nonetheless. A version of the lovely Kishore Kumar song "Paanch Rupaiya Barah Aana" (Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi) plays all through the film. The background music has also been scored by Kunder. Eventually troops from the American FBI enter this village, they fire from machine guns, tanks and armoured vehicles start charging... This is when you know someone needs to get this director's creativity to calm down a bit. Of course, that's not going to be Akshay Kumar! And it's not going to be the audience, or the lack of one, either.

http://daily.bhaskar.com/article/ENT-movie-review-joker-3722034-.html

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Shubhra Gupta : New Delhi, Fri Aug 31 2012, 17:36 hrs

Cast:Akshay Kumar, Sonakshi Sinha, Shreyas Talpade, Minissha Lamba, Asrani

Director: Shirish Kunder

Indian Express Rating:*

At one point, a character in 'Joker' says : sweet mother of god, what the hell is going on? In my humble opinion, he leaves it too late. I tried saying much the same as soon as the film opens, but I couldn't get it passed my dropped jaw. Within a couple of minutes, the films establishes that it will connect the dots between a NASA scientist in search of aliens, and a village that fell off the map somewhere in the middle of India, and a bunch of 'mad' people. A NASA man in search of aliens? A village populated by 'maniacs' that fell off the map somewhere in the middle of India? Seriously? Could this be the film that would really be completely and entertainingly out of the box? I was all set to be regaled. But it was not to be, not once in its mercifully short run time of less than two hours.

This is what passes for a plot. NASA scientist Agastya ( Kumar) and his girl-friend ( Sinha) live in America, but come racing back to Paglapur, only to find that his father is not dying, but his village is. Because there is no water. So just like that other NASA scientist in 'Swades' who wanted his' gaon' to get 'bijli', Agastya aka Sattu goes foraging for 'paani'. And runs into a zillion roadblocks. This gives Kumar the chance to run around playing rustic in a 'dhoti' and 'kurta', Sinha to don a lehenga-choli and pull faces, Talpade to spout strings of gibberish, and the film to lurch about in a manner that only be described, extremely politely, as outlandish.

Because Sattu hits upon an otherworldly plan to get his village back into national consciousness : to take the help of aliens, by channelling Manoj Night Shyamalan and Steven Spielberg. A white American who hates Sattu's guts and keeps gnashing his teeth, descends upon Paglapur, and adds to the lunacy underway, which comprises people hanging upside down, using ropes to navigate trees, and other things too ludicrous to detail.

Can kids watch this, I asked myself as I watched this all-over-the-place faradiddle. And then I dismissed it. Because even children, especially children, need a story that holds, and characters that engage. This is a film that needed to be fable-like for it to work, but it turns out not even to be a farce. What was Akshay Kumar thinking? What was anyone thinking? Were they, at all?

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Posted: 13 years ago
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http://movies.ndtv.com/movie_Review.aspx?id=741
Movie Review: Joker
(Sci-Fi)
Saibal Chatterjee
Friday, August 31, 2012

It is easy to see why lead actor Akshay Kumar has reportedly disowned this film despite the fact that his own production banner, Hari Om Entertainment, has lent its name to it.

Joker is a crude joke of a film that will leave you in tears unless you have a stomach strong enough to digest such unmitigated junk.

Occasionally, trash does have its uses in the domain of entertainment. But when it decomposes and turns into putrid garbage, it stinks. Yes, Joker is a load of rubbish that belongs in the dump yard.

The single star that the film gets is for the fact that Joker is probably the first mainstream comic fantasy made in Mumbai. That apart, it has nothing that remotely resembles a redeeming routine. Pity, even Chitrangada Singh's Kaafirana dil can make no dent.

What Joker delivers in the garbled guise of the genre plumbs such depths of vapidity that it stands no chance of ever coming up for air.

The run time of the film is an hour and forty-five minutes. Thank God for small mercies. But even at that length, Joker is difficult to deal with.

The screenplay is all over the place, clearly the handiwork of a person unable to decide whether it is a film about a forgotten village of nitwits who revel in making a sorry spectacle of themselves or a cross-eyed comment on the propensities of the nation's over-eager electronic media and smarmy political functionaries. Either way it is pathetically half-baked.

Joker is set in a village called Paglapur, which isn't even a speck on the map because it is populated by a bunch of freaks that owe their bloodline to mental asylum inmates who escaped from the captivity of somebody called Dr D. Mented over 60 years ago.

Into their midst walks a prodigal son, Agastya (Akshay Kumar), a US-based scientist who is working on a large corporation-funded project to build a radio trans-receiver that will enable humans to communicate with aliens. His constant arm candy Diva (Sonakshi Sinha) accompanies him to this lost frontier.

The guy realises that the village of his childhood is no Shangri-la. It is stuck in the past because the authorities no longer acknowledge its existence on paper or otherwise.

He decides to pull a fast one to attract media attention. He hatches a plot to force the world to take notice of Paglapur and it involves much mumbo-jumbo about crop circles and aliens.

An American scientist and Agastya's rival for the lucrative get-to-know-the-aliens contract who arrives in the village to call the hero's bluff tells one of the swarming television reporters: "What are you, a third grader?"

You could well divert that very question director Shirish Kunder's way. Really, what was he thinking when he decided to foist this piece of insufferable drivel on us?

The gallery of characters that he conjures up is as off-kilter as everything else in the film. There's Babban (Shreyas Talpade), the male protagonist's brother who speaks a gobbledygook lingo that is infinitely weirder than the crazy dance performed by the aliens for the consumption of the electronic media corps that has descended on Paglapur to record the bizarre goings-on.

There is also a madcap schoolteacher (Asrani) who still believes that the village faces a threat from Adolf Hitler. He is another of those obsessive Hindi-to-English translators that many makers of Hindi films think are riotously funny.

"Don't fly my jokes," the masterji says on one occasion. What he means is mera mazaaq mat udaao (don't make fun of me).

If that weren't enough, he translates ulti chhatri (upside down umbrella – a reference to the dish antennas on the OB vans that invade Paglapur following the reports of a crop circle – as "vomit umbrella."

If you aren't ready to throw up by then, you really do possess a level of tolerance that can only be described as impressive. But it might do you much harm in the long run, so stay away from this misguided joker in the pack.

It is about as exhilarating as a runaway pachyderm that has strayed into a city park packed early morning joggers. You don't stand by and watch; you run for cover!

The Joker actors look like they've walked into a crude indigenized version of a vaudeville performance in the middle of nowhere without quite knowing what they have let themselves into.

Akshay Kumar is as good as he can be – and that isn't all that good. Sonakshi sleepwalks through the film, grinning and frowning as he drowns in the morass,

Give Joker a miss if you value your sanity and money. It gives commercial Hindi cinema a bad name.

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Posted: 13 years ago
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What a boring movie it was.. I was pulling my hairs that why the hell I went for this movie..
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Joker review

By Kunal Guha | Movie Reviews – Wed 29 Aug, 2012 11:14 PM IST
http://in.movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-reviews/joker-review-174445303.html

Cast: Akshay Kumar, Sonakshi Sinha, Minisha Lamba, Shreyas Talpade
Directed by Shirish Kunder
Rating: One crop circle

If we don't have any extraterrestrials ever bothering to visit us, we know who to blame now. Shirish Kunder's 'Joker' can be watched on TV sets with small picture tubes but not by those with a narrow imagination. After all, films featuring aliens enjoy unlimited creative liberty to design beings who defy form and feature for one simple reason: no one knows how they look. But regrettably, 'Joker' uses this great power with great irresponsibility and provides us with actors in pumpkin suits who put up a minimum wage performance. And while an orderly mind will be weak to comprehend the true meaning of 'Kaala Ghoosh Goot Goot' (a character's trademark dialogue in the film), we can only guess that it is a warning to exit the movie screen as soon as possible unless you want your brains scooped out of your ears. Unfortunately, we don't have that luxury, so we brave this audio-visual slaughter to bring you this review.

Welcome to Paglapur, a village so damned that none of the three states that surround it want to call it their own. As the name literally suggests, the inhabitants of this place include rejects of society who have all escaped from a mental institution during the colonial times and figured out a way to be self-sustainable. And while you might want to congratulate the cock-eyed Mukhiya (Darshan Jariwala) for his entrepreneurial spirit, he is, like everyone else in Paglapur, a carefree imbecile. Fortunately for them, the Mukhiya's son Agasthya (Akshay Kumar) happens to be a NASA scientist who is called home to address Paglapur's pressing water situation. So Agasthya (being a scientist and all) along with his girlfriend Diva (Sonakshi Sinha) comes up with an ingenious plan: dress up some of the locals in veggies, fruits and Diwali bulbs to attract the global media's attention to alien sightings in their village. Why? Because wearing a skinny green suit with karelas stuck to your arms can't make you look very human, no? If you really want to know whether they get by convincingly, the answer is yes, but only as much as a bearded Irishman cross-dressing for a Halloween party would.

While originality is frowned upon in Bollywood, 'Joker' earns the credit for being the first hindi alien comedy. But the intermediate level of VFX and the pre-school humour only ensure that it loses even without competition. And what is most disgraceful is that Director Shirish Kunder bragged about pulling editing resources from London and New York to work on this film and to make his lovely visitors from outer space a little more camera-friendly. But what we see on the screen could only be better if it were on the radio. At least our imagination could've brushed up a 'Jaadoo' who didn't pack in Chitrangada's thumkas.

While Akshay Kumar cannot be blamed for his performance, he can surely be accused for picking this film over the hundred others which were vying for his attention and time. But Kumar knows that his opportunity lost is nobody's gain as the Priyadarshans of the world would delay their productions instead of making do with an Aftab Shivdasani (or equivalent). Sonakshi looks and acts just like she has in every other film that you've seen her in before and is a mere prop here. The rest of the cast seems to be briefed to do whatever they want and be whoever they want to be as that is the definition of being a 'pagal'?

Kunder is the mastermind behind this 40-crore catastrophe and is solely responsible for this outer-world disaster. Making a film featuring aliens is entirely different from one that is for them and that is the only concern that Kunder overlooked while clowning around behind the camera. None of the songs will make it into any charts and the 'Jugnu' number has a creepy resemblance to 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'.

In a recent PETA event (check), a vital question raised was, what if aliens performed tests on humans. After watching this film and feeling like a guinea pig in Shirish Kunder's lab, we know that it can't be any worse.

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Posted: 13 years ago
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every critic is ripping the film apart.. shirsh kunder will have sleepless nights from today and forever
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: Kal El

Joker is a movie decades ahead of its time. It will take us a long time to realize its true value.

Alien Rohakshan would hav done better job than these fake Aliens of paglapur !!!! 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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After giving a massive flop like "Jaaneman" all eyes were on Shirish Kunder's latest sci-fi venture, "Joker" that opened in theaters on Friday, August 31, 2012. While critics have completely trashed the movie calling it the "joke of the year", audiences have taken to Twitter to take a dig at this ambitious project.

Here's a collection of some of the best tweets that surfaced on the social networking site.

? @Imbhatt: In #Joker, Akshay Kumar is a scientist. From NASA. Looking out for aliens. There, three jokes in one tweet.

@_prashant163: In the next installment of Temple Run the protagonist will be running away from Sirish Kunder inviting him to watch #Joker !!

@kanikadhawankd: @ShirishKunder in 2012: SRK slapped him, he apologized to SRK, Akshay Kumar ditched him, Salman kicked him from 'kick'& his #Joker flopped.

?@SimoTheOne: URGENT! Need charity to help poor Shirish Kunder for losing 40 crores #Joker

?@jainsaab: awkward moment for Shirish&Akshay, when somebody says we saw #Joker and they are confused whether they are talking about them or d movie...

@Pul_V: #BreakingNews : More troubles for Shirish Kunder. Aliens have filed Plea against him, for d humiliation that they faced being part of #joker

@pranavsapra: I heard that #Joker shows another alien like Jaadu in it, I thought of seeing it & then just saved money by looking at Uday Chopra's pic.

@Pul_V: #News - after grand opening of #Joker, Shirish Kunder hv fixed an appointment wid RK Studio fo d title for upcoming sequel Mera Naam Joker

@mohdarif123: Now i know y @iamsrk had slapped @shirishkunder, he must have seen a preview show of his movie #joker.

@Prshantt: RIP #Joker My condolences to the makers of the film

?@ronak_rks: Even a clown is funnier than #JOKER

@pranavsapra : First Ek Tha Tiger and Now #Joker ... Its showing that our Bollywood has become "Comedy CIRCUS" :))

@SivaChandra2k10: @ShirishKunder watching #joker consecutively ,matinee aur 1st show. Fun unlimited. :-)

"@kunalbauva99: My Wife's a lil upset wid me..So I hv been askd 2 watch #Joker alone jst 2 compensate..can I get hanged instead??" LOL

@pranavsapra: Turns out that the #joker is not just Shirish Kunder, it's also the audience that watched it & Akshay Kumar who acted. *points & laughs*

@NiteshBose: watchd #Joker Biggest Joke of the year. Totally avoidable.

@gibberer: Shahrukh Khan's slap would've made more noise than Sirish Kunder's movie #Joker on Twitter. #fact

@dhoni_srk28: forget abt 40 crore firework getting fizzle.. it didnt catch fire only... !!!!! ha ha ... #JOKER

?@9e3k: I'm wondering if Shirish Kunder could have asked Taran Adarsh for a guest appearance in #Joker.

@RabiAgrawal: BTW how much was the cost of the firework that just fizzled? #Joker

?@BeingMSD: @Trendulkar: Shirish kunder's #joker released today. It's so bad that instead of giving stars, Taran Adarsh has given it a full moon.#zero"

@ashish0712: Couldn't we have filed a PIL banning #Joker...Because #Joke is on Bollywood !!!

@TheSainaNehwal jus like the way few twitter accounts have been banned, shirish kunder shud also be banned from using camera. #JOKER

@SapnaShah4: Shirish Kunder got another slap this time from his own movie #Joker :- What a silly movie !! First #Jaaneman and this another dud !!

?@VharunArora: #Joker flopped because it was made by a joker.

?@Pul_V: Actually #Joker movie was made by Shirish Kunder to take the revenge from the people who haven't went to watch his second best epic TMK

@docfarazkhan: Give Joker a miss if you value your sanity and money..#joker

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?@Pul_V: Actually #Joker movie was made by Shirish Kunder to take the revenge from the people who haven't went to watch his second best epic TMK

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Posted: 13 years ago
omg I read Joker made 4 crore on first day... yokes dats even
lower den Teri Meri Kahaani 😕

woahhh shocking cz I thought Akki fans would still go for it

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