Chummi Hashmi, Khujli Bhatt, Funny Leone & Turkey!

1. * This post dedicated to our friend NISHU---biggest alive fan of Sunny Leonne-----Cheers Nishu!!!👏

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Bhatt Camp's VISHESH Films has mastered the art of making low budget films. In last few years their strategy is to rope in Ghar Ka stud Chummi Hashmi, an ambitious-willing-to-dare babe, a cheap out of work Villain, shoot a 2 hour suspense thriller that thrills more because of 18-20 leechad kisses, tharki gropes and lecherous fondles of Chummi Hashmi! 😛

Hero of their recent films, all shot on shoe string budgets, is undoubtedly the cameraman. If you have a keen eye for detail you can't help but wonder how this fellow sneaks in under the bed and surfaces with his cam from most awkward angles as Chummi Hashmi goes about his job earnestly! 👏

Shekhar Tharki Suman decided to take a leaf out of Mahesh Khujlee Bhatt's book and launched his film "Tamboo Mein Halchal", starring Funny Sunny Leonne and his Choosa Hua Aam resembling son Adhyayan. (God! How can parents name their son Adhyayan? Imagine a girl called STUDIES in England! Even Queen would throw a fit).😲🤢

As it turned out, Vishesh Films of Khujlee Bhatt & Tharkee Films of Shekhar Suman ended up hiring same studio for shooting of their films, 'JISM-2' and 'Tamboo Mein Halchal' respectively. (Cost saving exercise by both).

Filmi Kaliyaan Reporter, Nainsukh, gave an eye witness account of what happened that evening as following:🤓

SHEKHAR: Sunny, ye mere saamanya gyan ki seema rekha ki parakaashtha ke poorna-taya pare hai ki maine aapko apne Chal-Chitra, Tamboo Mein Halchal ke liye na kewal anubandhit kiya hai, balki aapko 10 lakh rupaye ki acchi khaasi rashi agrim adaaygi ke taur par baakayda bhugtaan ki gayi hai''phir kyun aap mujhe hairaan, pareshaan aur behaal kar rahi hain?

SUNNY (Buddhu Baccha Expression): Je aap jo boli, jo boli, je kya hai? Kaun si language hai je?😲

ADHYAYAN: Sunny dad says you have signed a contract with his THARKEE FILMS, have been paid 10 lacs as advance amount too, so why are you harassing him?

SUNNY (Taken aback 😲): Harassment? Mainu samjh nee aaya-aaya, main aapko Dilshan---Ishan---naheen Pareshaan---haan pareshaan--- kab kari? How?

SHEKHAR (Beetroot red in anger 😡): Kal wo gaane ki shooting thhi----"Jawaani Roz Sataaye,Tamboo Hil Hil Jaaye"----- Adhyayan ne aapko romantically godi mein uthhaya thha. What was the big issue? Why did you go to press complaining about Adhyayan making you feel uncomfortable? Hain?😡

SUNNY (Angry Buddhu Baccha expressions): Aap mere ko JUDGE---haan judge nee kar sakde. When a woman says NO, it means NO. Haan-period

SHEKHAR (Exasperated ): What???? Isi set mein, kal sham, Chummi Hashmi aapko zor-zor se chummiyaan de raha thha----tab kya hua thha? 😡 Tab kyun naheen hui aap uncomfortable? Hunhhh!!

SUNNY (Now genuine 6th Class fail expressions): Choomi mujhe kuchh bhi nayi diyaa.....Jhoot-Jhoot, jhoot. Aap Jhoota hai.😡

Shekhar Suman rolls eyes, throws up hands in frustration.🤢

ADHYAYAN: Sunny dad is saying why you made such fuss about me lifting you romantically when you had no issues with Chummi Hashmi sucking your lips dry and groping you all over?

SUNNY: Adiya-yaan, Adiya-yaan---apna pop ko bolo it's a question of feeling comfortable. Je main HAAN bolun te haan. Je main NAA bolun, te NAA! Your Turkey Pop Shey-kaar can take a hike!😡

From nearby, Mahesh Khujli Bhatt joins in!

MAHESH BHATT: (Inserts right palm in chest area, starts scratching and): Arey bhai Shekhar, kya hua? What happened yaar?

Shekhar, Sunny, Adhyayan explain what the fuss is all about.

MAHESH BHATT (After a prolonged scratching of Chin, followed by back side of neck, starts scratching his stomach and ⭐️): Bhai Shekhar, Dexterity and Prudence of a man lies in wiser realization that connotations, denotations, eugenics, heretics, genealogy, chronology are various factors in situations like these, one can't be -----(starts scratching left ball)----Superfluous, Supercilious, Equine, Porcine, Bovine------

SHEKHAR: Stop it. Can you explain it in English please? Or Hindi still better?😡

MAHESH BHATT (Surprised, so much so that he stops his scratching for 8 seconds before resuming): 😲 You did not understand a simple statement like that? Kamaal hai----Main toh kehta hoon---(scratches right ball)---Kamaal Khan hai bhai----

MAHESH BHATT: Bhai dekho, (Starts scratching his left bum now)---ladkiyaan aur computers! Yes, Computers aur ladkiyaan---(Long pause)-----inki internal logic toh khud inko banaane waala naheen samjha hai aaj tak, fir hum naacheez kya khaak samjhenge? Hain? Baat hai na? Bolo?

Mahesh Bhatt calls Sunny nearer. For some time puts his hand on her head and fondles it and then starts fondling her bums even as he speaks!

MAHESH BHATT ( Right hand fondling Sunny's bum, left hand busy scratching his chest region): Sunny, koi taqleef toh naheen hai? Are you comfortable so far?

SUNNY (Buddhu Baccha Smile): Haan! Teek hai. Choomi-Choomi Hashmi acchha hai, Aap Saccha hai---Adiya-yaan Luccha hai, iska Pop-----Daddy Shey-kaar Tuccha hai. Haan.😲

MAHESH BHATT (Squeezes Sunny's bum hard): haha, bhai that's your personal opinion. No comments.😆

Shekhar tries to buy peace with Sunny, moves forward and gently holds her left hand and tries to explain in a calm and composed manner.

SHEKHAR: Look Sunny, try to understand please. It is my request----

SUNNY (SCREAMS): 😡Leave me---LEAVE ME I SAY! Don't judge a book by it's cover. Mein p**n star hoon, Choomi Hashmi mujhko choosa---Big Boss mein Sky Chamanlal Saigal mujhko chooma, that doesn't mean any Shey-kaar, Adiya-Yaan or Amar Upadi-yayi can touch me or lift me. F*** Off-----You Horny lecher!!! Turkey Booodda'Turkey-Turkey-Turkey!🤢🤢

Tharkee Shekhar ideed starts resembling a:🤣

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Originally posted by: ruky786

"Tamboo Mein Halchal", starring Funny Sunny Leonne and his Choosa Hua Aam resembling son Adhyayan

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Super Cruiser!!!! I love this!!!!🤣🤣

Thanks Ruky...Glad you laughed and liked.

Keep smiling!😛

SUNNY (Buddhu Baccha Smile): Haan! Teek hai. Choomi-Choomi Hashmi acchha hai, Aap Saccha hai---Adiya-yaan Luccha hai, iska Pop-----Daddy Shekhar Tuccha hai. Haan.😲

Lol loved how you mimicked Sunny's je this and je that. Funny post yet again Cruiser :)

Originally posted by: TexanHolden

SUNNY (Buddhu Baccha Smile): Haan! Teek hai. Choomi-Choomi Hashmi acchha hai, Aap Saccha hai---Adiya-yaan Luccha hai, iska Pop-----Daddy Shekhar Tuccha hai. Haan.😲

🤣 W*F. lol. Sekhar Suman and his son are so weird.

Thanks for liking and laughing T_H!😛

oye i m not her fan 😆...No one was supporting her in bigg boss forum,so i started supporting her just for fun 🤣

Originally posted by: nishu786

oye i m not her fan 😆...No one was supporting her in bigg boss forum,so i started supporting her just for fun 🤣

Originally posted by: nishu786

oye i m not her fan 😆...No one was supporting her in bigg boss forum,so i started supporting her just for fun 🤣

just kidding!😛

but you clicked NOT FUNNY in poll option---😭