What would you do if you wake up as a Bwood celeb?

First Previous

Page

Next Last

Frequent Posters

lentils

@lentils

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#41

Originally posted by: liverach
make out with loads of hot celebrities...

then wake up as myself the next day, and chuckle my ass off while reading the Pune times headlines: "LIPLOCK Between Ranbir and Anushka/Asin/Sonam/somechick at Monty Sharma's Birthday Party; Neetu Singh Furious"

That's hilarious.

Maybe if I was Kareena, I would upload all her dirty stuff on youtube and see what happens to my career 😆

Quote

762778

Suspended

Posted: 13 years ago

#42

Originally posted by: blue-ice
I think all the celebs are losers...so I wouldn't want to be like them for even a minute...but I would like to wake up as Salman for one day to make up for some of the terrible things he has done...So the first thing that I would do as salman is to divide his millions of dollars into 3 parts...

The first part ...I will give to the families of the people that Salman killed while driving drunk...although money is no substitute for a life lost but still it would help the families...I as Salman would go and beg for forgiveness from those families...and then I will tear up Salman's driver's license..

The second part of salman's money will go to a battered and abused womens' shelter...I will go there cook and clean too...and I as salman will beg for forgiveness for all the women Salman abused

The third part goes to a animal shelter...as a repentance for killing of all the innocent animals..I as Salman will pick up animal poop and clean the shelter..

Although all this is nothing in front of the henious acts committed by salman...but atleast it would be something...

You missed one thing blue-ice ji, after doing all that, I as Salman would go and commit suicide. 😆

Quote

Looks like you are new here. Register for free, learn and contribute.

762778

Suspended

Posted: 13 years ago

#43

Originally posted by: nicko787
Cool.
Same. If I was Salman I would've ran SRK over.

🤣... so my theory is correct afterall, Salman fans are potentially violent and abusive with no morality, no wonder you are so fond of him. 😆

Quote

blue-ice.

@blue-ice.

Achiever

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#44

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

You missed one thing blue-ice ji, after doing all that, I as Salman would go and commit suicide. 😆

Oh come-on...God ji...why would u do that...wouldn't u love Salman living in a chawl...repenting his sins...why choose the easy way out...and anyways and I always against the death penalty for two reasons...

First because we have no right to take a life ...

Second...someone who has done a henious enough crime to deserve a death penalty...should be left to rot in the jail fot their whole lives...

If I had my way I would make criminals...dig graves for elephants ..with a TEAspoon...😛

Quote

762778

Suspended

Posted: 13 years ago

#45

Originally posted by: nicko787
World is filled with hypocrites like SRGay so I might as well run him over to save the respect India has had

No offence kid, but whenever a Salman fan talks about respect, hypocrisy and family values, I can't help but LMAO... 😆

India has no respect as long as it allows filthy criminals like Salma ben to get away scott free.

Quote

blue-ice.

@blue-ice.

Achiever

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#46

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

No offence kid, but whenever a Salman fan talks about respect, hypocrisy and family values, I can't help but LMAO... 😆

India has no respect as long as it allows filthy criminals like Salma ben to get away scott free.

India is still feeding kasab biryani everyday🤢...Godji...and he was caught red handed...I am again telling you...criminals are going to get away in India...I'll say again hand them a teaspoon and make them dig in 110 degree heat..