Joint Member of the Week - RTH and Taco - Page 14

Originally posted by: wat_up

I told you, im going to post it on someones bday .you know who you are helping me plan 😊

😃 ok

Originally posted by: DeXeta

I am actually having a great time!!!!! 🤗Who says I am not! 😎Now let me think of some more questions to ask you.

*flees back to Tijuana* 😆

Regardless of the crap you're gonna ask me 😆 I'm just so glad to see you here even if it's temporary.

Originally posted by: TexanHolden

Sorry to say, the best tacos are only made in Texas at meat markets where no one speaks English.

Yes Theatre we know. Everything's bigger and better in TX 😆

Originally posted by: .Dr3viL.

I wasn't highlighting doormat.. only caveman 😳 but you ended up marrying Sulemaani Keeda ..and im not laughing anymore 😭😡

awesome answers! for the record when you name was being thrown around, I made up my mind to return and annoy your a$$ .. 😆

Don't cavemen treat their wives as doormats Doc? Same shit different wording 😆

Yes I married Sulemaani Keeda and killed him off too, did you not see that? And I know all too well you're here to chew my brains out 😆 TBH, you're yapping even though I've been a total bitch with you and said outright that you creep me out, so hats off to you for your persistence and sporting spirit 😆

Back to the slave grind, chat with y'all later!

Taco i want a veg burrito make me one using members

Originally posted by: wat_up

Taco say I came to mumbai where would we eat ?

what bar or club we would goto?

Jess, by the time I'd stop talking about the number of eating options here, you'd be the proud head of a five-generation family. I'd take you and everyone here to all these places 😆-

Street and dingy eatery food: My personal favourite 😆 and Mumbai has one of the most varied low cost options out there. From Mahim Khau Galli and Mohammed Ali Road to Haji Ali Juice Centre, Ayub's, and Bade Mian (Muslim non-veg delicacies) and Uttam Da Dhaba, there's something here for all of you. I'd also recommend Tibbs Frankie for what else- but Bombay frankies :)

For Mumbai chaat + sandwich, it's Chowpatty Beach, Shri Krishna, Anil Sandwichwala, and Punjab Sweet House for me. Though chaat here is something you'll find in every jhopadpatti lane 😆

I can't talk about Mumbai food without mentioning the Parsi specialties! For that, I'd take you to: Paradise Restaurant, Britannia, Ripon Club, Ideal Corner, and Jimmy Boy Cafe, to name just a few 😆

South Indian: Madras Cafe, The Rice Boat, Rama Nayak's Udipi Shree Krishna Boarding, Murali Hotel.

Marathi fare: Aswad, Vinay Health Home, Purepur Kolhapur.

Gujarati: Swati Snacks, Golden Star Thali, Shree Thakker Bhojanalaya, Aaram Restaurant, Chetana.

Seafood/coastal: Trishna, Gajalee, Mahesh Lunch Home, Chaitanya, Highway Gomantak.

High end and continental: Celini, Mabruk, Moshe's, Koh, Cafe Basilico, Saltwater Cafe, Indigo, Busaba, Olive Bar & Kitchen, Wasabi.

Prime Colaba hangouts: Churchill Cafe, Cafe Mondegar, Cafe Leopold



Bars and clubs too, eh? I like more than a few yet again 😆 so I'd take you to my favourite haunts: Aurus, Dome, China House, Prive, Escobar, Aer, Wink, Trilogy, Blue Frog, and The Irish Pub.

Now do you still want me to take you out on Mumbai darshan? 😆

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

Jess, by the time I'd stop talking about the number of eating options here, you'd be the proud head of a five-generation family. I'd take you and everyone here to all these places 😆-

Street and dingy eatery food: My personal favourite 😆 and Mumbai has one of the most varied low cost options out there. From Mahim Khau Galli and Mohammed Ali Road to Haji Ali Juice Centre, Ayub's, and Bade Mian (Muslim non-veg delicacies) and Uttam Da Dhaba, there's something here for all of you. I'd also recommend Tibbs Frankie for what else- but Bombay frankies :)

For Mumbai chaat + sandwich, it's Chowpatty Beach, Shri Krishna, Anil Sandwichwala, and Punjab Sweet House for me. Though chaat here is something you'll find in every jhopadpatti lane 😆

I can't talk about Mumbai food without mentioning the Parsi specialties! For that, I'd take you to: Paradise Restaurant, Britannia, Ripon Club, Ideal Corner, and Jimmy Boy Cafe, to name just a few 😆

South Indian: Madras Cafe, The Rice Boat, Rama Nayak's Udipi Shree Krishna Boarding, Murali Hotel.

Marathi fare: Aswad, Vinay Health Home, Purepur Kolhapur.

Gujarati: Swati Snacks, Golden Star Thali, Shree Thakker Bhojanalaya, Aaram Restaurant, Chetana.

Seafood/coastal: Trishna, Gajalee, Mahesh Lunch Home, Chaitanya, Highway Gomantak.

High end and continental: Celini, Mabruk, Moshe's, Koh, Cafe Basilico, Saltwater Cafe, Indigo, Busaba, Olive Bar & Kitchen, Wasabi.

Prime Colaba hangouts: Churchill Cafe, Cafe Mondegar, Cafe Leopold



Bars and clubs too, eh? I like more than a few yet again 😆 so I'd take you to my favourite haunts: Aurus, Dome, China House, Prive, Escobar, Aer, Wink, Trilogy, Blue Frog, and The Irish Pub.

Now do you still want me to take you out on Mumbai darshan? 😆

WOW ...so many eating places😲😲

Originally posted by: BheegiBasanti

Alright...Round 1: Since I am feeling terribly lazy on a Monday morning, I would like both of you to go to Nikkie, Priya, Dexy & SB's MOTW threads...pick any one question I asked from each of their grillings and answer it! 😆

Uff Jaya. Your laziness is my bane 😡

From Sheldon's MOTW (deleted the ones I don't know):

In his 1990s hit "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)", Meatloaf claims he would do anything but just not "that". Now...I want you to think long and hard and tell us what you think the following members would respond if asked what that "that" was that he would not do. 😆

Ritsie Include me in her will
Jess Make the most of iPad's Autocorrect feature
Tuli Log into IF whenever Jess declares she's worried about her
Vikram (TexanHolden) Write a book on the dumbest Texas laws
Heisenberg Become Sallu's jeep driver and go to jail for him whenever the need arises
Dexy Donate her shoe collection to the Missionaries Of Charity
Maddy Create an army of MIDs and go berserk in BS
Shounak (Chamaila_Kutrea) Travel back in time and answer X-rated questions in his MOTW
Eraser Admit that she's 'eraser' only because 'rubber' was taken
Sheldon Cease to become a Leonardo DiCaprio fan
RTH vote Romney
Simmi Stop pining for cheesecake
Erotic G-Man Burn his granny panty collection to keep warm in harsh winters
Sheee Channel Munna and use a barrage of emoticons in each post
Ania Stop listening to K-pop
Meena Watch rugby instead of baseball
Maya (Bokeh) Go in for boob reduction surgery
NaachBasanti Grow two left feet
Me Divorce Meatloaf 😆
You Grow tired of ragging you 😆

I don't know if congratulating would be the right thing to do. Nonetheless, congrats to Hades and Taco.

I have never interacted with Taco, so I'll pass. I have a few questions for Hades though.

1. You mention that you're a business major somewhere. I thought you'd major in Literature or fine Arts. So this lethal combination of being a tech savvy woman+ a MBA+ An English linguist; do you plan on ever writing a Novel and then becoming an entrepreneur through massive exposure on social media?

2. If you ever do write a Novel, what would you name it? and what would the plot revolve around?

3. Do you let a guy pay for your meal when on a date?

4. I might be wrong, but you seem against religion, and marriage. Do you believe in the two?

5. Name a guy on IF BS that you would like to spend an evening with. Would he be the same man who you would like to be virtually e-linked with? If different, name one who you wouldn't mind being playfully e-linked with. (And no, it cannot be nobody, or an actor).

6. India Vs. America. Pick one and why?

7. Pick 5 IF males and 5 IF females and create an awesome love story with all the typical masala (Jealously, anger, love, affairs, the real housewives of IF town, Cougars and add more) found in a Bollywood film. (I have faith in your writing skills :P, so I am gonna hope for more than just a happily ever after!)

8. Do you watch any sitcoms? which ones?

9. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

10. Do you speak English at home or do you speak any Indian languages as well?

11. I see that you intimidate people. Do you think it's true? If not, why do you think people around IF see you as intimidating?

12. From the 30 day movie post, you seem like a softy at heart (all that DDLJ and Veer-Zaara going on 😛), do you think you build a wall against others or are you naturally a little stern, a little more serious; this online personality that you have of yourself. How different are you if any, online and in real.

13. Lucky number 13. Pick only one IF member to share your secrets with. Who would it be and of course why? (Cannot be no one)

14. Associate these words with members (as per their personality and not because they have the specific word as their ID ex: God cannot be named for Heisenberg just because his user name was so). You can repeat names, and skip any 6 if necessary.

a. Evil
b. Fierce
c. Joker
d. Lame
e. Irritating
f. Filmy
g. Narcissist
h. Lovable
i. Adorable
j. Innocent
k. Assertive
l. Cunning
m. Humorous
n. Sarcastic
o. Mysterious
p. Interesting
q. Thoughtless
r. Famous
s. Elegant
t. Old-fashioned
u. Helpful
v. Eager
w. Bitter
x. Immature
y. Intelligent
z. Boring
a1. Chauvinist
b1. Freak

I hope I got my abc's right! Grill away!

Edit: I DID get my abcs wrong! So now you have two extras :P

Jaya, I'll do your other tasks later. I'm lagging behind and need to devote a lot of time to them, so I'm finishing the simpler ones first.

Originally posted by: boredsoul

Hey taco & RTH

Both of you are in love madly badly crazily . You share all your love stories , future plans & dreams . One fine morning you find out that its not the only thing you share , you share the same man too 😲 . That bast@&* has been two timing you , on that fateful day you also realise that both of you are knocked up . What now ? I'll dump him like a garbage bag, but of course. As for the pregnancy- when all else fails, there's Mifepristone and Misoprostol 😆 so I'd seek that option stat without doing anything else post my discovery.

The mighty internet goes down for a week ,

what will you miss the most Torrent/file sharing sites, my tech and news feeds, SoundCloud, and music podcasts.

what would make you say , thank god , i wanted this so badly Enlightenment.

any five members from IF you think might look like actors, who & which actors & why?

Katalicious- Katrina Kaif: She's a fan alright, but for some reason I picture them having similar features on some level: doll-like, innocent, and reasonably attractive without make-up.

Youknowme- Lillete Dubey: I really don't know why 😆 it's just that Youknowme is spunky and a comes across as a woman who's always able to hold her own.

RadsuIndia: Dev Patel: For more info on the 'why', refer to all the threads he opens here 😆

Maya- Poorna Jagannathan: A shorter and slightly nerdier version of Poorna's character Menaka in Delhi Belly is what comes to mind. Maya being a literati/potentially good journo material may have something to do with it 😆

Beyond The Veil- Daniel Radcliffe: Radcliffe as Harry Potter, not Alan Strang in Equus 😆 His love for the books has everything to do with it. Can't say to what extent their personalities match since I haven't read the books and seen the films.

Nice answers taco but they just arised more questions - for both hades & Tacs
A) Your views on abortion?
B) If 2 adults have consensual sex but by sheer ignorance/accident there is a bun in the oven , who is responsible , the man or the woman or would you blame it on fate ?
C) If the adults are reponsible why is a child even if its as small as a molecule being punished by killing it
D) your views on single mothers ? Are they to be tagged responsible for taking up the responsibiloty of the child or called irresponsible for having the child in first place
E) Do you agree with the religious shades that abortion & family planning get not only in India but all over the world?
F) If you were to do an episode of satyameva jayate what would it be about
G) Do you think as a woman you have all the rights equal to a man , if no what are the rights you would like to have
H) Does marraige really curtails freedom of a woman
I)What would your ideal man look like , sketch his characteristics
J)you beleive in the bollywood formula Love happens only once

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Taco

1) Give a Freudian analysis of your hate towards SRK. OK I'll take the Id, Ego, and Superego route here 😆

Freud claimed hate is a state of Ego that wants to eliminate the source of unhappiness. Well, SRK is my source of unhappiness. You see, I'm 'Ego' and represent conscious awareness. So I prefer those who have some foundation in reality 😆 In this case, SRK is the primitive 'Id' who operates on the pleasure principle, but tries to pose as the lofty, idealistic 'Superego' . The 'Id' wants everything that feels good at the time, with no consideration for practicality. When it's hungry for fame and wants attention, it cries and throws a hissy fit until all needs are met. Much like an infant who bawls when it's hungry, sleepy, or needs a diaper change.

The 'Id' is selfish, immature, and can go to any length to get what it wants- that includes posing as the 'Superego'. The 'Superego' is the moral overseer- the conscience. Some examples of 'Id SRK' trying to pose as 'Supergo SRK' include: My name is Khan-gate, the Wankhede Stadium fiasco, and of course, Cineblitz-gate.

I'd also like to add here that both Freud and SRK share a common love for sex and faeces. All those hours spent in the loo must count for something.


2) What sort of savagery would you indulge in with any member of your choosing Savagery of the full blown variety... 😆

4) I missed it yesterday, but explain the raw and savage properties of ginseng. 😆 Why ask me something you're already probably well aware of? 😆

5) What sort of questions do you prefer, I mean where do you want us to draw the line?, mind you, I won't know where the line is until I've overstepped it. 😆 No preference Shashi. You can ask what you want to 😆

6) What are RTH's strengths, what does she have that you lack? A sense of discipline, orderliness, and caution. I'm the opposite of all those things 😆

7) You are up for a wild experience, you get hooked up with a guy, you have never met him or seen his picture, both of you are thrown into a dark room, and do each other till the sun rises.. you wake up and realise it's SRK!... what do you do? Commit harakiri or pop a cyanide pill, what else? 😆 That's a sin even a priest wouldn't be able to absolve me of 😆

8) What's your biggest turn-on and turn-off? Too many, I'm a fusspot 😆 Turn-ons: Intelligence, sense of humour, quirkiness, being well-dressed- oh, and an element of mystery. Turn-offs: Bad breath and body odour 🤢, poor personal hygiene, possessiveness, arrogance, and insecurity.

9) I've read that you've had the misfortune of meeting Salmon in real, is he as fugly as he looks, or worse? I saw him at Bandstand a few years ago walking his dogs at something like 2 in the morning :S So I didn't get a close look. He just seemed very 'boxy'- I think it was the time he'd gained weight. It was the time he had longish hair and used to wear those God-forsaken Alice Bands.