Member of the Week: wat_up - Page 5

Originally posted by: Heat

Wohoo! Congrats Jess! Enjoy your MOTW😃

Here are some questions for you!😛

1. What are the 3 things about you that you wouldn't want me to know?
2. What is the single feature people compliment about you the most?
3. What are your turn on's and turn offs?
4. Have you ever kissed someone?
5. What is the most awkward thing you've ever done in bed?

Originally posted by: V.I.P

Hello Miss Jess. 😛

Here we go.. : Very easy questions, with multiple choices so it won't take you long.

1. Say you are struck in a remote island with Be.A.Rebel, there are no ships and boats anywhere nearby. You have to spend day and night with him. Will you be

a. Excited about the prospect of spending time with the HUNK but wont tell it out.
b. Start Whining and crying as usual.
c. Get agitated and become restless and start hitting Rebel

d. Wait and see what happens.
e. Hug and Kiss Rebel and say "FINALLY THE TIME HAS COME MERE JAANEMAN"

2. Say you moved to Mumbai and your immediate neighbors would be Akashit Saigal and Poob. What would you do

a. Complain to the Mumbai Police about Domestic Violence at Akashits place. (Akashit being assaulted by Poob)
b. Would break their front door . And make sure they did not have a front door.
c. Would bring all your goonda friends and ask them to harass Akashit and Poob
d. Would goto the water board and cut off water supply in Akashit and Poobs house.

3. A farmer owned a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

4. Next question, Mary's father has five daughters:

1. Nana,
2. Nene,
3. Nini,
4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Is it Nunu??

5. What's cook when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

6. What should you do if you feel tired while you are driving a long way?

a. Stop at the nearest place you can and sleep
b. Turn on the radio or roll down the window to stay awake
c. Stop, get a cup of coffee or an energy drink, and continue.

d. Just keep driving

7. What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

8. You overtake the last runner. What position are you in now?

9. There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now ... If there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

10. If you break me,
I do not stop working.
If you touch me,
I may be snared.
If you lose me,
Nothing will matter.
What am I?

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And this will be all. Thanks for answering in advance. 😃 😃

Originally posted by: EroticGauravMad

🥳WOO-HOO! Jess, my Erotic gal! Ready for some hot questions??????? I am not going to make it easy for you. Some ones to get you started...

1.) Would you french kiss Eraser and how long would it be?

2.) If the G-man was to ask you out on a date, would you say yes or no? And if no, why?!!!!

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

😉. As promised, here's my caca:

1. If Santa Claus turned out to be an aged Salman who only gives presents to bad people, what sins would you commit to get his attention?

Hack his twitter 😉😊 And write love tweets o him, I'd steal his lucky braclet or being human merchandise

2. You're the commander for a chartered airline service. Pick any 10 people from BS and tell us where you'd like to fly them.

You to Mexico as you like tacos lol

RTH to Rome

Blue ice to Alaska or antarctica as it is cold

Dex London to see Shashi

Tuli to Bangladesh to see her honey

Ritsy to Toronto

Desu to London to see 2direct

Eraser to see her e pati

Heat to India to meet jot girls

3. Lumbering Log (Sanjay Dutt), Mr. Ski Slope For A Forehead (SAK), and Ramrod (Sunny Deol) have been sent to your Yoga class to become more flexible. Tell us what asanas you'd make them perform to make them move like regular human beings.

4. In a shocking turn of events, Salman is getting married to something other than a Bacardi bottle and Marlboro Lights. You've kidnapped his haterzzz Heisenberg, UnsolvedMystery, Theatre, and Newly Appointed Nikkie 😆 and blackmailed them to perform during his Sangeet. What songs would you force each of them to dance to?

Heisenberg character dheela lol

Unsolved mystery HUD HUD dabangg

Theatre chunks chika aaa re re

Nikki tere mast mast nain

5. You're the chief sponsor of a rigged awards ceremony here in BS. Pick members for the following categories:

- Most likely to dudho nahao puto falo dex

- Most likely to become supervillain and end the world Heisenberg

- Most likely to never get caught without make-up meena

- Most likely to date a criminal. Dr evil

-Most likely to become a werewolf by night. Dr. Evil

- Most likely to become a stinking rich billionaire any in bolly

- Most likely to be a ringtone pimp unsolved mystery

- Most likely to be accident prone nitu twisted

- Most likely to be in a TV soap tv dekha Ritsy lol

- Most likely to be a coffee guzzler erotic gaurav

(Note: You can skip the last one if it makes you feel uncomfortable, though I'd prefer if you picked members who wouldn't take offense. S'all in good fun!)

Originally posted by: eraser

Jess :)

1. What did you do at your bachelorette party tonight?

2. What are your thoughts on marriage?

3. List 5 things about Salman that makes him a bad human being. 😆

4. List 5 good things about Ranbir 😆

6. Would you rather eat soap or shampoo?

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

So Jess...

1. Since murder, violence towards women, hunting, and underworld connections, does not put you off Salman, what would it take for you to hate Salman?

2. Do you think the sequel to ETT should be titlted, "Ek Tha Blackbuck"?

3. Would you let your daughter marry a guy like Salman, who boasts "uski li, iski li" infront of his friends?

4. If Salman is so great, why was his Hollywood film such a disaster?

5. Dev Patel is a better actor, and a bigger star, in global terms, do you agree?, if you disagree, then on what basis do you disagree, since the facts point to the contrary.

6. If Salman is such a "Dabangg", why didn't he beat up SRK at Katrina's party?, instead SRK threatened to beat him up infront of his girl and friends loool.

7. When did you first realise that you have such bad taste in men?

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

1. Where exactly are you from, were you born in India and then moved to the west?, or were you born and brought up in Canada?

abroad

2. Heisenberg or Erotic, the King of Locking?

heisenberg

3. Your favourite Salman basher?

actually none, why I like anyone to bash him

4. A member that you don't like, but find them funny?

the ones I think are hillarious I like like

tally ho, hasni009, mystic writer. maybe zaxo

5. A member you hate?

do not hate anyone

6. A member you secretly admire?

I don't admire anyone, I may respect some.

7. Are RTH and Taco sisters?

😲 no idea I ll guess maybe

8. Your wildest fantasy?

to meet Salman and have my way with him😉😆

9. Duryodhana or Dushasana, which character resembles Salman the most?

Neither

10. Ravana had a son, whose name is shared by a very popular Bollywood actor, what is his name?

Not sure rana ?

11. Eraser or Xeta, the better housewife?

Eraser,

Xeta to wild o be at home cooking, she mke you cook lol

12. Do you think girly girly is having extra marital affairs?

Ya with Srk

13. Who or what does Eraser love more, Erotic or food?

Strawberries lol



14. Do you think I should two-time Xeta and Sheldon?

Ya why not Xeta not mind, Sheldon may run away though she scared by you lol

Or maybe Sheldon and Xeta can get it on you probably like thst lol

15. Prepare a message to get Meena back on IF.

Meena you should return shahid misses you and needs your analysis. Also pink is so in , and Shashi needs you to tell him why HImesh rocks