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Q,.What would Kingfisher airlines be called if Vijay Mallya sold it to Salman Khan?

A. Boeing Human


Q. What would Sriram Raghvan have named his spy thriller if it had Kareena as the protagonist?

A. Alady Vinod


Q. What would Monsoon Wedding be called if SRK made it?

A. Sa one


Q. What would Shakespeare in Love be called if remade in Bollywood and starred Sallu?

A. BodyBard


Q. And if Mahesh Bhatt remade Bodyguard...what would he call it?

A. ItchGuard


Q. And if he remade Paa for nephew Emran Haashmi, what would it be called?

A. Muaaah!


Q . If Kareena is working in Heroine, what is Aish working in?

A. Heroout

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Q. What would be the name of the next movie starring SRK & Saif?


A. When Slapgoat Met Punchgoat

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Originally posted by: marimbaohidimba

Q. What would be the name of the next movie starring SRK & Saif?


A. When Slapgoat Met Punchgoat


*ing Tarina Patel

directed by Shirish Kunder

finaced by Iqbal😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: TallyHo


*ing Tarina Patel

directed by Shirish Kunder

finaced by Iqbal😆

watched only by kareena and her changu mangus😉
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Originally posted by: marimbaohidimba

Q. What would be the name of the next movie starring SRK & Saif?


A. When Slapgoat Met Punchgoat

it could also be called "gaals(cheeks) and noses"😆
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Q. What would be the name of the movie based on Kajol's unibrow?


A. Dostana

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Originally posted by: manojshonafan

watched only by kareena and her changu mangus😉


changu mangus = arora sisters?? 😆
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Originally posted by: marimbaohidimba

Q. What would be the name of the movie based on Kajol's unibrow?


A. Dostana


😆 😆 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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The title of BB4's DVD set...Love, Sex aur Dhokha...oh wait...that could apply to all seasons! 😆
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1. What will Rekha sing to Kangna when they meet after 50 years?
--main solah baras ki tu satra baras ki.

2. What's Deepika Padukone's favorite music video?
--ek rahein eer, ek rahein BIR, ek rahein phatte aur ek rahein HUM.

3. What's Anil Kapoor's mythological show called?
-- Hair Hair Mahadev

4. What's Salman Khan's next with all his girlfriends [ex and current]?
-- Boinking Human.

5. What will happen to Akshay Kumar if he continues with his mindless comedies?
---HOUSELESS.
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