Back from the future - Page 2

Originally posted by: T-1000

Hello dephill,

I'm glad to hear from you again, been long time since u left the forum without telling anyone, rumours was that you were no longer with us RIP. About priyanka she hasn't died just yet she's in rehab for being an alcoholic, poor soul tried to break imran's marriage.

Did Frumpet sue her as well? 😆

Is mogli still typing in pink?

Originally posted by: bamboocopter

<font color="#ff3366">Bewri means a lady drunkard.</font>😆

<font color="#ff3366">Uh-huh! That means SRK will switch his face with KSG the lead Dinosaur of JP4; just like the movie Face-off.</font>

<font color="#ff3366">Alas! Lala! Our friend from future doesn't know you 😒 That means, In july you wont meet. In aug you won't wed. In sep you won't get preg with Sallu Bhai. Tsk! Tsk!</font>

I just remembered who Lala is, she was a member here, all these years away u know u sometimes forget people. Salman is a human being he does make mistakes so lala ur still in luck. You shout out from the rooftops that ur married to salman and ur having his kid. Members of indiaforum believe u but not the media. So to make the rumours go away he married shriya the following year.

No it is not like face off srk plays monkey in the film, bollywood still can't afford to design realistic dinosaurs even though speilberg did it in 1993. But there were rumours that there might be a sequel to jumanji park so dinosaurs might be part of that film.

Regarding aamir, he's still happy with his wife Tanisha (azad real mother, kajol sister), yes it's shocking or expected from aamir, they are expecting their 2nd kid

Originally posted by: T-1000

I just remembered who Lala is, she was a member here, all these years away u know u sometimes forget people. Salman is a human being he does make mistakes so lala ur still in luck. You shout out from the rooftops that ur married to salman and ur having his kid. Members of indiaforum believe u but not the media. So to make the rumours go away he married shriya the following year.

No it is not like face off srk plays monkey in the film, bollywood still can't afford to design realistic dinosaurs even though speilberg did it in 1993. But there were rumours that there might be a sequel to jumanji park so dinosaurs might be part of that film.

Regarding aamir, he's still happy with his wife Tanisha (azad real mother, kajol sister), yes it's shocking or expected from aamir, they are expecting their 2nd kid

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Originally posted by: Kal El

Does Beti B have a name yet in 2018?

I'm not allowed to say cause abhishek swore me not to. Good news is that the name will be out this year. If i say a different name to the one they say people might think i'm a fraud and not from the future.

Originally posted by: bamboocopter

<font color="#ff3366">Did Frumpet sue her as well? </font>😆

No he felt sorry for her, Kiran forgave him for his misdeeds yes mamu and nephew are same same

Originally posted by: bamboocopter

<font color="#ff3366">Have you met your 2012 self? What is s/he doing right now? Stealing ecstasy pills from the pajama party at Mannat? </font>

I'm not allowed to see myself cause my other self might sh!t his pants but i did somehow look into the window and saw myself building a time machine. I would never steal it's not in my nature i think ur mistaking me for priyanka. Anyways i must fix my time machine so until then please ask more question and i will try to answer them tommorow.

T-1000 u have crossed wires or something .. Ur time machine is taking u to another dimension priyanka is on course to be an inpatient At a sex addict retreat! Muahaha and why the h3ll did u kill me off ! Not cool. Does bamboo end up having cosmetic surgery to look more like her fav pc? Before my untimely death do I end up having my face beat up to look like srk too?

Originally posted by: drphill

T-1000 u have crossed wires or something .. Ur time machine is taking u to another dimension priyanka is on course to be an inpatient At a sex addict retreat! Muahaha and why the h3ll did u kill me off ! Not cool. Does bamboo end up having cosmetic surgery to look more like her fav pc? Before my untimely death do I end up having my face beat up to look like srk too?

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Joke of the century! 🤣