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Posted: 14 years ago
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Where is R.One now ... G.ONE!!! 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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What will SRK (46) be after 6 years? BA.ONE (52) 🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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ra.one jokess

1: Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions...!

2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval. Dr. Baburam Bhattarai too thinking of helping the poor viewers.

3: Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE's release. Nepali and Indian Govt askin China to support for some more Drugs

4: Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana"

5: Dr. Baburam BHattarai to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One tommorow.

6: Even Rajesh Hamal and Nikhil Upreti doesn't wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one...!

7: RA.ONE coming soon on Nepal.One, NTV.Two, Sahara.One and Star.one.

8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.

9: Ra.One gives more pain than a wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.

10: Anubhav Sinha is underground. Indian Govt has put a notice to catch him Dead or Alive

11: SRK jus joined Google+ before RA1 release to escape the reviews in his Twitter

12: Superstar Rajnikant's health gone more serious after appearing in Ra.One

13: Faking News: 100 people committed mass suiced after watching Ra.one in India...!
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Posted: 14 years ago
#14
SRK is late as usual. Amir Khan already played role in Lagaan..
" Bhu.One : ...;)..!! :D 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
#15
what srk signing these days.;

LADY GAGA.ONE 🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
#16

Ra one has really developed a new n advanced symbolic lang which no other movies could do !!! 🤣

the joke ryter... Dumb.One !!!! 🤣
Keep--------------Smiling !!!😊
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Posted: 14 years ago
#17


Lol at Saif's "wooow" 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
#18
A friend of mine from India had this as her status -

Santa: i need POISON
Chemist: i cant sell without prescription.
Santa shows his already used ticket for the movie Ra One.
Chemist: bus kar pagle, rulayega kya, badi bottle du ya chhoti..:p..:D..lol
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Ra.One is not just another movie... jis din RaOne release hua us din desh bhar me har koi patakhe phoda..

trishul3 trishul.r.s
Salman Khan says Kuch Naya Dekho, History Bante Dekho, I go ahead and book my tickets for Ra.One
salman's fan.one

This Diwali, all pray for Ra.One's success - Ra.Ghupati Ra.Ghav Ra.Ja Ra.M Ra.Ja Ra.M Ra.Ja Ra.M ..


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Posted: 14 years ago
#20
everythn related to Ra one has gone big... Magnifying.one !!! 😎
Keep--------------Smiling !!!😊

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