Teacher- homework kyu nai kiya?
Student- sir fever tha
Teacher- beta...sach batao...mai kuch nai karunga
Student- Sir TV dekh raha tha aur mood nai tha
Teacher- *Slaps* batameez aise mu pe jawab dega sir ko?...aise kaise TV dekh raha tha...niyam ke mutabik pehle homework krna chahiye!
Student-
Kyu sach ka sabak sikhaye!
jab sab sunn bhi na paye!
Sach koi bole to tu!
Niyam kanoon bataye!
Tera darr...
Tera pyaar...
Teri wah...
Tu h rakh...rakh saale!
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