Originally posted by: -Crystal-
"I will only get married when I want children"- Ranbir?
"If I beat women they will die"- Of course who else but the Great Salman Khan (idiot)
"Sonam is doing her parents"- Shahid Kapoor (who else can come up with such intelligent tweets)
"We do not deserve Amitabh Bachchan"- Abhishek' (no Abhi what we dont deserve is to see you tring to act cool with that ponch of yours)
"I really like to do 70 % movies, the rest is 30 % movies, which I really like to watch, but I wont sign them"
"There is no man in this world who deserves my daugther"-
"I only do art movies, from the start of my career I have only done art movies, thats why I do so few movies"
"tu apni english tek karde pehle"- Shahid Kapoor (Hello Pot, This is Kettle, Your Black!)
"Atleast I am beautiful"- Kareena Kapoor and extremely stupid too
"Please don't compare me with Imran & Ranbir, they are not in my league"- Shahid Kapur, yes of course they are much ahead of you, now go back to your nini.
"Vijay M. do you have one more soon for my little sister?"- Deepika- Buy one get one free offer?
"I am single until I am married"-Katrina and a non-actress until I can act
" My role in Pyar Imposbile is my most challenging role till date, my role in Kaminey is my most challenging role till date, My role in WYR is my most challenging role til date, My role in SKM is my most challenging role till date, My role in Don 2 is my most challenging role till date, My role in Barfee is my most challenging role til date".- Priyanka Chopra.. it was quite challenging for the audience to see you in some of these movies too
"I am the khans favorite, this year my dates are all for the khans, I love the khansss"- Kareena- Didnt she call Salman a bad actor once?
"I have a good upbringing I am very well mannered, I can tell you which actor has good upbringing and which actor hasnt good upbringing"- Sonam Kapoor character verification agency- no fees, no charges, 100% sponsored by papa Kapoor.
"SRK Is the best he is god, he is fantastic, he is perfect, he is so handsome, i have a crush on him, i love him so so much, he is too good, I have been his fan since I was a child, when I see him i blush, when he enters the room kuch kuch hota hai dil mein"- PC- Kuch kuch dil mein hota hai ya pinky mein?
"I have always been beautiful, I never had any pimples on my face, I never went through bad times in my teenage days"
"i will never do an item number like actresses have done in SKJ, Munni, I will never wear a short dress, I will always be full covered and I will never do any kind of touching scenes in my movies I have promised my dad that"- Sonakshi Sinha?- Good, coz Im not sure if anyone can bear you see do those things
"I will slap the next person who questions my relationship with SRK"- KJo? and I will slap you if you keep making crappy movies with SRK.
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