Originally posted by: maddy1973
Ranbir to SRK: SRK sir How How How do you do it. All your life you have been faithful to one woman and one man.😉 How Sir? Give me tips on how to be faithful. 😉
SRK to AB : Sir Do Something. If you cant please ask Jaya aunty to hit a belan on Ash's head. She still gives me thanda thanda icy icy looks. Each time I look at her feel like running to Old Delhi to grab a Kulfi. 😊
Suzanne to Abhi: Dude, How abt giving some tips on being faithful to Duggu darling.
And one more thing dude, get a shave. Think of Ash and her beautiful skin. So much torture on the skin when you guys are kissing. 😉 Look at my Duggu darling. All clean shaven. No wonder India se Mexico takh everyone wants a slice of my Duggu darling.
Ranbir to Katrina: Katy look look another one of my "BATTERY LOW" flashing 😆
Arjun thinking in his mind... Saala Chikna, Kya jaddo kiya hai isne. Saare actresses ispe fida hain.....
Salman to Aamir: Phew ... Finally We made it. The top 2 all time Blockbusters are Dabangg and 3I. Badshah ka hawa tuss ho gaya. 😆
And Aamir whats with your 'Ass'et man. Kunal kapoor at the back just cant take his eyes off it. 🤣
Johny baby Are we ever getting married ?? Lets try to do in this janam. agle janam not so sure I want to be with you.... Theres a long line of people right form Kjo to AB baby. I dont think I stand a chance in the agle janam... 😆
Saifu, Tell me again na I am the best and I am the most beautiful. Its been 5 long seconds since you said that. Bolo na Saifu....😊
Ranbir thinking in his mind ... Mammaaa Miaaaaa Whos that hot chick in the front row. Let me get off the ramp. shld take the chick's number. I can store in my phone as 'BATTERY LOW No 99 '
SRK thinking. I am so hot I am so cool. I am the best.
Behind the smile Saif is thinking... Oh man, I am losing hair in the front. shld call Salman and get the number of the place where he got his hair done. 😆
Behind the smile Kareena is thinking... Oh no what am i doing.. I let go of madhur's heroine, now I have to let go of Aamirs next all for Kjo. i dont want to let go Kjo's movie. Last time I did that see what it did to Preity's career and she never thanked me. 😭
Ranbir thinking.... Yipeeee Deepika 's gifting me condoms. wonder what kind?? Flavored, Ribbed, scented... 😍
Priyanka thinking... I need a hit. I so need a hit. Everyones got a hit this year right from Bebo to Ash to Katrina. I am the only one left. If i want a FF nomination, I need a hit in SKM. Just hope atleast the critics like it. Shld come up with some publicity. shld take some tips from the Deep. Ranb. Katr. saga. Nahin toh Kjo hain na. 😉
Hrithik to Ash.... The kiss in D2 did wonders to the movie. We both need a hit after my Kites refused to soar high and after your Raavan ka satyanash. The moaning scene in Guzaarish is our only hope. And your Maa and Paa have got it edited. Can you do your folding hands and obedient bahu rani act and try to convince your Ma and Pa. I am ready to take Jaya aunty's belan on my head.😆 Anything for a hit. I want the FF best actor award. ⭐️
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