Dabagg success party hilarity!

Right off the bat, I have to say I am highly disappointed in the Khan brothers for not finally taking advantage of the moment and having a 200 Crores cake for Aamir Khan to cut for them. WHAT IS THE POINT OF BEATING 3 IDIOTS IF YOU CANNOT GLOAT IN FRONT OF AAMIR KHAN?? Sorry for the caps but this deserves the right amount of passion! Not just Aamir but someone should line up Vidhu Vinod Chopra and make him blow out the candles on the cake and then make him re-watch himself screaming "shut up shut up shut up!!" at the media.

Salman Khan arrives his usual 80's look, big heavy boots, big belt and a girl in a bikini on his shirt. His date is the miniature actor Aamir Khan. Katrina Kaif is once again a no-show giving more confirmation of their split.



Aamir comes in heavily overdressed perhaps thinking he can fool the journalists and the people watching at home that it's his party, his movie, and he's the host of this affair. Special prize to the ones who can accurately guess how many inches his elevator shoes are hiding inside. His shoes are more fascinating than his movies as far as I'm concerned.


Next up, Sohail and Arbaaz come in but apparently Dabangg's windfalls haven't reached them yet. Looking like homeless hobos, they still can't afford pants without holes in them or proper shoes. They might still be paying back debts for Hello Brother and Main aur Mrs. Khanna.



If you squint hard enough, you can see that optical illusion behind Sohail is hiding his wife, Seema.

Sonakshi Sinha keeps up with the Khan brothers by making use of all her old ratty clothes and sews them together in patches. Smart girl. Save money. What if she becomes another Zarine Khan? Who? Exactly.



Farah Khan just got Salman to do an item number with his ex-girlfriend Katrina in her film Tees Maar Khan. I think showing up to the party was payment for it. I would say she looks like a round tomato but hey, she has two blockbusters to her name and married a guy 10 years younger than her. Farah Khan has my permission to wear whatever the hell she wants.


Munni probably got dressed in the dark but in her case, the fact she got dressed in itself is enough!


This pose is one giant step above what the high-class Rakhi Sawant was doing earlier this week at another party....


Another person making dramatic improvements was Sonu Nigam. Erm...


He looks GQ-ready compared to his earlier clown clothes and hair, seen here:


Rounding out the guests was Vidhu Vinod Chopra and his giggling twit wife Anupama posing with Aamir and seen whispering to all and sundry that it was really a 3 Idiots party and using Aamir's penguin suit as proof.


Biggest news of the party was the non-appearance from former Partner Govinda. I am surprised the tabloids haven't yet written articles about friends turning enemies and hating each other forever. They are very slow these days.