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Dress Circle | 2009-01-01
Stars who should join the Gemini Circus
Hiya one and all!
A new year has embarked. I am fatigued, totally. So many parties, so many dos and so many appearances.
Blinded by the 'stars' I saw from such close quarters, I will quickly take a walk down memory lane and analyze a few stars who set horrid standards for fashion last year.
So while we're in the process of touching up on fresh new pics, Ihought of refreshing you on things that disturbed me last year.
We won't disclose what we saw at the New Year events and parties for now.
Rani Mukherjee
Yikes! What's that orange concoction. This 'whatever' you've donned seems to be clearly inspired from Vidya Balan's puke inducing outfit at the Filmfare awards this year.
Vidya has barely recovered from the quantity of flak she got, only to be joined by Rani.
We complained and whined throughout the year saying we're missing Rani and her films. But if you're going to be so mean to us, you better stay underground.
Don't miss the huge glares that 's covering the face. We thank it somehow, it's the best way to cover a face eclipsed by dark circles.
Ayesha Takia
Someone give me a wall to bang her head against! What's wrong with the chick? The top is clearly stitched out of the mosquito net she burgled from her granny's room while she was sleeping.
She rushed to the darzi and asked him to do the needful at gunpoint for sure. The smart chap that he was, he quickly took out some left over strings of brocade and stapled them on to the clothing, while she was looking away.
And thus, you have a wedding cake decoration ready. Too tacky, Takia.
Vivek Oberoi
Are you thinking what we're thinking? Hold on. The question is 'what was he thinking?' When he wore the suit what was Vivek, sorry Viveik, who even cares ya, what was he thinking? Some piece of art?
He obviously ran out of the black garment and decided to use some white instead, to make a fashion statement.And that he did, only to break us into peals of laughter.
Look at the hair. Frizzy, unwashed, unkempt, un everything. Leave alone the hue. We suggest you pay a little attention to your career and leave the styling to the ones who know their jobs.
And why do you sit as you've been forced to? No photographer worth his penny will ever do that. Or is it your way of telling us you're important and that you had to rush for a shoot?
Ha ha ha.
Priyanka & Harman
Now this is a double whammy! Just look at the ghastly duo. Let's start with Piggy. The make up is outright tacky and oily.
We pondered for exactly 10 seconds and hit upon it right.The dress is a result of a Chinese bedspread Piggy probably asked Akki to get when he went shooting for 'CC2C'.The elasticity of it is killing.
Now Harman. That the young lad has been devastated by the failure of '2050', clearly shows. The outfit is just a reflection of a disturbed mind.
Who in a right frame of mind, could have dared to wear that blue checkered jacket that too with the sleeves folded up. If that wasn't enough, one can see a blue shirt inside to complete the horror.
This isn't funny anymore guys. Grow up; I can't be walking around with a cane in my hand giving fashion lessons!
Sushmita
Sush you aren't the same anymore. Period. Not long ago, you were the epitome of style and grace. Your films bombed left, right and centre. But you were unperturbed, so were we. We knew Sush is here to stay.
But no more. I take back my words and prophecies. Look at you. You look pregnant .Are we in for the 'good news?' Your face is a primary example of water retention can do to anyone. It's bloated and about to burst.
And why have you altered the Kimono for heaven's sake? What was the need? No one's interested in those daddy long legs that make you look like a giant. One also infers you're trying extremely hard to get into the driver's seat.
I am out of here now.
The year has just begun. We're all praying for happiness and peace. As we mentioned earlier, we've sent notices and petitions to these 'luminaries' so that we have a less tumultuous year!
Happy New Year!
Stars who should join the Gemini Circus
Hiya one and all!
A new year has embarked. I am fatigued, totally. So many parties, so many dos and so many appearances.
Blinded by the 'stars' I saw from such close quarters, I will quickly take a walk down memory lane and analyze a few stars who set horrid standards for fashion last year.
So while we're in the process of touching up on fresh new pics, Ihought of refreshing you on things that disturbed me last year.
We won't disclose what we saw at the New Year events and parties for now.
Rani Mukherjee
Yikes! What's that orange concoction. This 'whatever' you've donned seems to be clearly inspired from Vidya Balan's puke inducing outfit at the Filmfare awards this year.
Vidya has barely recovered from the quantity of flak she got, only to be joined by Rani.
We complained and whined throughout the year saying we're missing Rani and her films. But if you're going to be so mean to us, you better stay underground.
Don't miss the huge glares that 's covering the face. We thank it somehow, it's the best way to cover a face eclipsed by dark circles.
Ayesha Takia
Someone give me a wall to bang her head against! What's wrong with the chick? The top is clearly stitched out of the mosquito net she burgled from her granny's room while she was sleeping.
She rushed to the darzi and asked him to do the needful at gunpoint for sure. The smart chap that he was, he quickly took out some left over strings of brocade and stapled them on to the clothing, while she was looking away.
And thus, you have a wedding cake decoration ready. Too tacky, Takia.
Vivek Oberoi
Are you thinking what we're thinking? Hold on. The question is 'what was he thinking?' When he wore the suit what was Vivek, sorry Viveik, who even cares ya, what was he thinking? Some piece of art?
He obviously ran out of the black garment and decided to use some white instead, to make a fashion statement.And that he did, only to break us into peals of laughter.
Look at the hair. Frizzy, unwashed, unkempt, un everything. Leave alone the hue. We suggest you pay a little attention to your career and leave the styling to the ones who know their jobs.
And why do you sit as you've been forced to? No photographer worth his penny will ever do that. Or is it your way of telling us you're important and that you had to rush for a shoot?
Ha ha ha.
Priyanka & Harman
Now this is a double whammy! Just look at the ghastly duo. Let's start with Piggy. The make up is outright tacky and oily.
We pondered for exactly 10 seconds and hit upon it right.The dress is a result of a Chinese bedspread Piggy probably asked Akki to get when he went shooting for 'CC2C'.The elasticity of it is killing.
Now Harman. That the young lad has been devastated by the failure of '2050', clearly shows. The outfit is just a reflection of a disturbed mind.
Who in a right frame of mind, could have dared to wear that blue checkered jacket that too with the sleeves folded up. If that wasn't enough, one can see a blue shirt inside to complete the horror.
This isn't funny anymore guys. Grow up; I can't be walking around with a cane in my hand giving fashion lessons!
Sushmita
Sush you aren't the same anymore. Period. Not long ago, you were the epitome of style and grace. Your films bombed left, right and centre. But you were unperturbed, so were we. We knew Sush is here to stay.
But no more. I take back my words and prophecies. Look at you. You look pregnant .Are we in for the 'good news?' Your face is a primary example of water retention can do to anyone. It's bloated and about to burst.
And why have you altered the Kimono for heaven's sake? What was the need? No one's interested in those daddy long legs that make you look like a giant. One also infers you're trying extremely hard to get into the driver's seat.
I am out of here now.
The year has just begun. We're all praying for happiness and peace. As we mentioned earlier, we've sent notices and petitions to these 'luminaries' so that we have a less tumultuous year!
Happy New Year!
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