I know for sure who will take the 15 Lacs on offer

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Posted: 13 years ago
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BB has offered a Briefcase with 15 lacs and made an offer! If some contestant feels it is worth it, he / she can take the money and LEAVE THE SHOW!

So will someone take the bait?😲


Let me put my thoughts logically!

1. SKY has ZERO chances of winning! He should take it. But he has the ego of an elephant. He won't! He was dumb enough to do his nautanki of "I want to leave the show' and in last instance, actually got manipulated by extremely shrewd Juhi and nearly gave it all away!

Had he not listened to wise words of BB,"Chamanlal--aap is waqt apne dimaag se naheen, doosre ki baaton mein aakar moorkhta kar rahe ho...", he would have lost everything in any case.😕

He has NIL chances of pulling it off against others, but has too much of an ego to either realise that or fall for the moolah! HE SHOULD, BUT HE WON'T!

2. JUHI---has lesser chances against Amar as well as Sid. She should take it but she has the most Laalchi Khopdi in house. She is convinced she has a birthright to 1 Crore prize money because,"Maine apna Imaan Naheen Becha, Main Yahaan Pehle Din se Razaayee mein Jami Hui hoon, Mere Kumkum fans rote-bilakhte hue SMS karenge mere liye-------, aur Sachin ne definitely humaari Paanch FDs tod dee hongi SMS karne ke liye..."

A combination of Laaalchi Buddhhi + Her own assessment of her chances will ensure she will not go for the 15 lac bait and in the end, lose out these15 lacs also!😛

3. MAHEK---She knows she can't win this one. Has been told the same openly, (if I have to go by my instincts and her face reading).

But, she won't take it because she will think, "SAARA HINDUSTAAN samjhega Mahek ek laalchi ladki hai aur Mahek Laalchi naheen hai!"

She has that akkhad Punjabi Pride and won't be seen selling herself out!

4. AMAR-- Now here we have a tricky candidate. This guy knows that spine is not necessary for a snake to make killing for a living! His brain would precisely figure out the various pros and cons of this deal, minus the pride & calculations of his own chances.👍🏼

Had BB offered even 30 lacs instead of 15 lacs, I have little doubt that Mr. Amar Upadhyay would have picked up the briefcase in his arms just as he lifted Sunny Leone during that Rain Dance for Tharkee BB, swiveled around his hips 3 times and walked out of house waving to a welcoming Hetal outside! 👏

But Just 15 lacs?

NO! 🤢The guy is smart enough to calculate that he is way ahead of Sky! He would reasonably fancy his chances against Juhi! For Mahek, his calculation would only be around the thought, Is she the pre-decided winner, or not? In the end, he will fancy his chances and go for the Jackpot rather than take 15 lacs and leave!

NOTE*: Unlike remaining four, only Amar knows that there is a TDS (Tax Deduction at Source) and if 15 lac is the Prize money, in hand, one will get only 9 lacs or so! This is in sharp contrast to Chamanlal who is thinking,"15 lac kyun loon? Jab mereko 1 Crore Milne waala hai!"🤣

5.KID-SID-- I wonder this kid even realises that from a hopeless situation, (when Mahek wasn't there), where he was discarded by Juhi-Sunny-Sky-Amar...and those horror days when he used to watch these four converse / eat from a distance of 20 meters, (Like a poor slum kid, pitifully watching a few fat prosperous kids slurping their Kala Khatta Burf Ka Gola or gobbling Gulab-Jamuns after Gulab-Jamuns)😭...

Isolated Kid has come a long way. He hung on...perhaps unknowingly, but succeeded in pulling Amar a bit, if only because Amar realised he will NEVER be a family member when it comes to Chaman, Juhi and Bimbo Babe!

Mahek came, Sid got two wax free ears for coochie-cooing...and he has the added confidence of winning that MTV show that I have no clue about!

Kid Sid will and should fancy his chances and will not accept this briefcase.👏

So who should make use of these 15 lacs?

Answer is, BIG BOSS HIMSELF! 👍🏼

We have seen how Tharkee this fellow is. 🤔

See here, how he asked his Camera Crew to zoom in on Butts and Busts of babes in the House using 3-4 hose pipes for Rain effect.
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bigg-boss-season-5/2413899/rain-dance-fun-post

Such is the tharak of this retard that what to talk of Sunny and Shonali, he even asked Cameramen to Zoom in on Juhi's massive assets!🤢



We know how he has been asking Sunny to do pole dance, asking Shonali, Mahek, Sunny to do ramp walks and pool sports, (where Juhi became as-vastha? remember?)😕

So Big Boss will keep these 15 lacs with himself and offer these to Sunny Leone and sincerely try his luck!
🥳

All the best Big Boss!
👍🏼




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Posted: 13 years ago
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👏 Good analysis👏 I also think noone would want to leave just when they all are thinking that they are gonna win the show..overconfident batch is gonna pass the bag 😉
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Great Job. Another winner post from you. I really loved your analysis of Amar and Juhi. For some reason I found it really funny when you called juhi mind laalchi khopdi😆
I also, agree that no one is going to take the suitcase.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 tharki biggboss
your analysis is mind blowing
if you ask me sky should take it & go on a long holiday
Juhi , if she wins will have a huge showdown with income tax dept for deducting the taxes
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: cruiser51

2. JUHI---has lesser chances against Amar as well as Sid. She should take it but she has the most Laalchi Khopdi in house. She is convinced she has a birthright to 1 Crore prize money because,"Maine apna Imaan Naheen Becha, Main Yahaan Pehle Din se Razaayee mein Jami Hui hoon, Mere Kumkum fans rote-bilakhte hue SMS karenge mujhe, aur Sachin ne definitely humaari Paanch FDs tod dee hongi SMS karne ke liye..."

🤣🤣..very logical assessment cruiserji...Juhi's is the best...😆😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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i think tha Sid will take that briefcase to leave show , even if Sky and Juhi have least chances to win show but they always seem to be over confidant to do something great but hat is merely their delusion , Mehak having huge support of her Salman who might her winner , now left Amar and Sid , Amar having plenty of fans and he is also sure of himself to win it .. so finally i proclaim that Sid going to leave show !
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Agree dat in dis age of inflation Rs.15 lacs minus TDs, i.e., 9 lacs (don't know 😕but taking Cruiser ji's word for it) isn't going 2 be enough nd those who fancy their chances should not take dis bait.

But frm all udhti khabars it seems Sid takes it.
But Sid's chances seem d least nd it would be a smart move 4 Sid 2 take it too.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: VAZ2011

👏 Good analysis👏 I also think noone would want to leave just when they all are thinking that they are gonna win the show..overconfident batch is gonna pass the bag 😉



Not all are overconfident.

Each has his own reasons...wohi toh post hai VAZ!😛
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: MrManagement

Great Job. Another winner post from you. I really loved your analysis of Amar and Juhi. For some reason I found it really funny when you called juhi mind laalchi khopdi😆

I also, agree that no one is going to take the suitcase.



Thanks for agreeing!

I know you completed your MBA for a living!😛
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: cruiser51



Thanks for agreeing!

I know you completed your MBA for a living!😛


I'm doing my MBA right now with a focus in Finance and Mgmt 😆 Only six months left till i graduate. Top of my class😉😃

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