The *Official* Sunny Leone AT - Page 2

DO try-it might be great tongue in the cheek fun-there is precious little of that to be found on BB & the forum is swamped &infested by escapees from various ATs-the rats are doing their thing!!

Oh and BTW since "they" require outside/past activities/achievements to be listed-you have to merely attach a link to one of Sunnyben's po*n sites.That should satisfy the prissy Mods AND cater to the prurient ones like B_G! Economy of action wins many wars!!

Aha, finally. It had to be you. It feels apt now.

Originally posted by: TheDilettante

Aha, finally. It had to be you. It feels apt now.

And just for that [also since you don't do pictures] here's the caboose that BB zoomed in this morning.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

So I'm finally taking up The Dilettante's suggestion and doing this. 😛

I'm finally appointing myself as The Dalettante for Sunny Leone. At first I hesitated. I don't waste my time with AT, VT, TNT and what not. Then I figured, Sunny is the only contestant who does not have a proper AT. I thought Nishu would make one, but he didn't. He must have been terrified of confronting the haters. Luceefer made one a while back, but he's just a weirdo. Balbir has one going, but that thread is more like Bella Swann professing how irrevocably and unconditionally she is in love with Edward Cullen. I don't do that kind of sparkling crap. This is just an appreciation thread. Merriam Webster says it means a favorable critical estimate.

So I don't know what an AT should have. I don't do colors and pictures. So I picked some appropriate music.

Ok, I'm not going to have some silly rule "haters note allowed".

In fact haters are welcome. Some of you are some kick ass funny people who I like. 😃 (The ones with IQ that is 😉 )

Unfortunately, if you start bashing I will have to fight or report you. I hear that is the expectation of fans and AT creators. I have to fit the character you see. 😳

However, left handed compliments, sarcasm. irony, and all that witty rhetoric is welcome. 😃

no u did naat...just open an AT for sunny leone😲😲😲

Originally posted by: annamunna

hahahaha🤣

Munna...Sid fan's are not allowed to laugh in sunny's AT...By the orders of Ms Leone herself...

Originally posted by: znursingh

Thats how the dolts run their ATs.It is mandatory to post puke worthy sweet stuff EVERY day.Call your idol angel & fairy-with a straight face & NO awareness of possible alternate meanings! You have to mortgage your IQ at the altar if her/his divineness! You HAVE to blind your self to any flaws that may show up and mount elaborate,unwieldy defensive arguments to convert the heathen.When all else fails-hail your God/Goddess with a stentorian "-----ROXX!

I hope this helps in making your AT meet the exacting standards(an oxymoron if I ever encountered one!!) set by the Mods & the tireless B_G!!!

Originally posted by: TheDilettante

Aha, finally. It had to be you. It feels apt now.

And just for that [also since you don't do pictures] here's the caboose that BB zoomed in this morning.

and Lo behold!!...the first pic of sunny ji in her AT...😃

About time the forsaken had a Sunny AT thread. Thanks, RTH, for giving us this opportunity. More so when the forum has become a treasure chest. Though I know it won't last long, because she's obviously going to get kicked out tonight.

Here's a farewell letter to Sunny. Or rather, an ode. Sorry for the length. Sometimes I don't know when to stop.


From: A Once Sloppy Wopsle
Date: Dec 30, 2011
To: Chastity Stopcock. Nee Sunny Leone
Subject: I see the light now

Dear Chastity/Sunny,

There was a time not too long ago when you came, they saw, and you conquered. But as things stand today, you have signed on to become the brand ambassador for Hal Higginbottom inspired chastity belts. Which is marvellous, considering the uncouth apes in Bigg Boss are fighting tooth and nail to lay their filthy peasant hands on your lovely porcelain self.

Access Denied, and rightfully so. So what if you've jiggied with innumerable maidens and a fair number of Darcys? I say you have all the right to teleport yourself back to the Victorian era and realise what it's like to be a fair bonny milkmaid-with-a-pail. One who must not flash her ankles and wrists- least of all be touched by someone of the opposite sex.

At first I was stumped by your move to turn prude overnight. Was it an odd thunderbolt that had struck you when you reached Karjat? Was Bigg Boss an all imposing reverend in disguise? Were you mistakenly (now, that is up for debate) given a bottle of Gangajal instead of Bisleri on your way to the Indian Playboy mansion? Ah, the third one may be it, since your loyalty used to lie with Bob Guccione. But really, what was it that made you rediscover your faith in a virginal way of life?

As I spent my valuable moments pondering your U-turn, it slowly dawned on me that none of that mattered. For in the end, you have opened your eyes to a whole new world of possibilities. A world where men and women don't hold hands, hug one another, gaze at each other- and yes, a world where men certainly DO NOT carry wet women in their tharki, waiting arms.

I convince you Chastity, the pun in the last line was not intended.

Satan's minion Ron Jeremy once said 'we don't want any sad stories in po*n'. Yours, Chastity, is indeed a happy tale of truth and wisdom. The impossible is now possible. A po*nstar can now win over billions of hearts by shirking her independence and self-confidence by becoming a tame lamb. After all, when it comes to having sex- aren't women prudes if they don't, and wh**es if they do? Gone are the days when sinners would have told you 'Roses are red, violets are blue, and so are my balls, from watching you'.

I'll end this sorry mail with a small couplet. God speed.

Sunny, the bread deliverer, she had a curvy figure
All the local baker boys pursued her with ardent vigour
Come and feel our bread boards, they said,
They're firm and hard and stiff,
But Sunny, she tossed her head, and said, 'Oh yeah? As if!'

since d USA economy is in recession, Sunny has come 2 india 2 look 4 a new market 4 her products...
she is a businesswoman...

on d other hand, if po*nography gets legalized in india, sunny cud b d 1st official po*n star of india, so ya her presence on BB might contribute 2 liberal laws...
tho sunnys strange turn on BB shud please d pseudo-morality brigade...😆

its good dat ppl r discussing dis issue in india...

Originally posted by: pawancool

since d USA economy is in recession, Sunny has come 2 india 2 look 4 a new market 4 her products...
she is a businesswoman...

on d other hand, if po*nography gets legalized in india, sunny cud b d 1st official po*n star of india, so ya her presence on BB might contribute 2 liberal laws...
tho sunnys strange turn on BB shud please d pseudo-morality brigade...😆

its good dat ppl r discussing dis issue in india...

This is one industry which will grow even in recession , ppl sitting at home nothing to do & completely depressed

My opinion , she knows her expiry date as a po*n star isnt too far , may be try to do some movies or item songs in india
If that doesnt work out reality shows can keep her busy for couple of years along with private shows &parties

I wouldnt be too surprised if I see her in the next season of comedy circus