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Well, if BB is inviting Andrew Symonds, Australian Cricketer, why not our own Bhajji then? Especially as Symonds has reportedly declared that he wants to clear the confusion over his sparring with Bhajji during India's last trip to Australia!
For those unaware of the incident it happened like this:
Harbhajan was batting and Aussie Brett Lee was bowling! Brett Lee made an ambitious appeal and it was so ambitious that Umpire negatived it with a smile. Bhajji and Lee were joking about the appeal and Bhajji jokingly tapped Lee's head with his bat twice!
Now thing to note is, Bhajji had no problem, Lee had no problem, but in came our burly Symonds, perhaps suffering hang over from previous late night and charged at Bhajji with a,"Thats not on mate. You can't hit him with bat. You can't hit him with bat..." Bhajji said XYZ!@#$ and next thing, based on Symonds' word, Cricket Australia filed a complaint to ICC that Bhajji called Symonds a MONKEY, so a racial slur...BAN HIM!
The case went up for a judicial hearing and now started the fun.
JUDGE: Mr. Singh, did you call Mr. Andrew Symonds a Monkey?
BHAJJI: No Sir, I didn't!
SYMONDS (murmurs): Bloody liar
JUDGE: Mr. Singh, would you be kind enough to explain what exactly you said to Mr. Symonds?
BHAJJI: Sir I abused him in Hindi! I said, "TERI MAAKI !@#$$$)
SYMONDS: Sir, if had he said TERI MAAKI *!*@#, it would have been OK, but he called me a MONKEY...its Racial Abuse!🤣
JUDGE: Its one man's word against another but since Mr. Singh admits he abused Mr. Symonds, I award him a 3 match suspension and a fine of XYZ Dollars!🤣
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Now you guys judge!
Symonds and the Judge are fine with a Teri Maa ki abuse but not happy with someone calling another just a monkey! Can any thing be more comical? And is Big Boss being fair in inviting this retard inside the show?
Actually, I agree Symonds is not a monkey!
It took apes 6 million years of evolution to transform from Apes into Human beings. Symonds, positively is at 2.3 million year mark! (Now thats a racial one and I am not sorry...purely because of the number of occasions Mr. Symonds has proved the theory to be right).🤣🤣
For those unaware of the incident it happened like this:
Harbhajan was batting and Aussie Brett Lee was bowling! Brett Lee made an ambitious appeal and it was so ambitious that Umpire negatived it with a smile. Bhajji and Lee were joking about the appeal and Bhajji jokingly tapped Lee's head with his bat twice!
Now thing to note is, Bhajji had no problem, Lee had no problem, but in came our burly Symonds, perhaps suffering hang over from previous late night and charged at Bhajji with a,"Thats not on mate. You can't hit him with bat. You can't hit him with bat..." Bhajji said XYZ!@#$ and next thing, based on Symonds' word, Cricket Australia filed a complaint to ICC that Bhajji called Symonds a MONKEY, so a racial slur...BAN HIM!
The case went up for a judicial hearing and now started the fun.
JUDGE: Mr. Singh, did you call Mr. Andrew Symonds a Monkey?
BHAJJI: No Sir, I didn't!
SYMONDS (murmurs): Bloody liar
JUDGE: Mr. Singh, would you be kind enough to explain what exactly you said to Mr. Symonds?
BHAJJI: Sir I abused him in Hindi! I said, "TERI MAAKI !@#$$$)
SYMONDS: Sir, if had he said TERI MAAKI *!*@#, it would have been OK, but he called me a MONKEY...its Racial Abuse!🤣
JUDGE: Its one man's word against another but since Mr. Singh admits he abused Mr. Symonds, I award him a 3 match suspension and a fine of XYZ Dollars!🤣
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Now you guys judge!
Symonds and the Judge are fine with a Teri Maa ki abuse but not happy with someone calling another just a monkey! Can any thing be more comical? And is Big Boss being fair in inviting this retard inside the show?
Actually, I agree Symonds is not a monkey!
It took apes 6 million years of evolution to transform from Apes into Human beings. Symonds, positively is at 2.3 million year mark! (Now thats a racial one and I am not sorry...purely because of the number of occasions Mr. Symonds has proved the theory to be right).🤣🤣
Jhanak
