Hi Guys, On weekends as the forum was so dead in BB2, we used to create our own fun. I used to do every weekend the Rahul-Payal Show- Old members may remember😳 Its just basically a recap of the programme😉
Here is new one for BB4 - These are just for fun - no offense intended towards fans, this one is taken from my post in daily discussion topic
Raaz - Pichhle Janam Ka nahi - Iss Janam Ka! - Episode 1
VEENA:
AshMIT:
VEENA:
AshMIT: Koi nahi, I'm an expert tooo...ur
Veena: *girly gigggles* Thank youuu😳
Hrish: What's happening guys...😉
Veena: Hrish, youur looking goooood....
Hrish:
Ashmit: Veena, I need a massage
Veena: Sureeee babes.....
Sara:
Watch the next episode, where This love triangle continues...Comes Only in Daily Discussion Posts 😉 These are repeats 😆😆😆
Raaz - Pichhle Janam Ka nahi - Iss Janam Ka! - Episode 2
Recap: Raaz - Apne ab tak dekha hai: Ashmit aur Veena ke love story chal rahe hai....iss mein hrish dhakal degha? Sara bhi attention chate hai....Veena ka ab kya hogaa? 
Ashmit: Chutki.....kya baat hai.....don't cry,main hoon naaa
Sara: I love you pops 
Veena: *In her thoughts* Yeh kya hora hai...main sara ko kebab mein haddi nahi banedoongi
Hrish: Whats up duuuuudes?
Veena: *Pouts* IM sooo booootiphhhulllll
(beautiul)
(credit:sano88)
Hrish....darling kahan hoooooo
Hrish:
Ashmit: Massage plz....
Veena: *Totters over in her white high heels* Coming jaaanooooo

right let me get into position....lights plz...mujhe nazar nahi ara...ufffooo Ashmit lay still....can't you see im trying to pose.....need to make sure its caputured on Camera😳😉 *hmmm kya woh Hrish hai door ke pass - gets up to see*
...Ashmit main abhi ati hoon....2 seconds😉
Veena: Give me a kiss *more pouting*
Hrish: noooo naaa....sab dekhenge😳
Sameer: 😲Yeh Kya hora hai...😳 I will go from here..Mujhe sharam ari hai😳
Meanwhile Sara's thoughts: *I wanted to massage pops*
uffooo madam ne kaise jaddoo kar diya😡 mujhe Pops wapas chaiye😡 mai tumhe jaan se maar doongee😡 ab dekho😡
Bigg Boss: Sara....Confession room main aajaa...
Watch the next episode, What will Sara do? Kya hoga jab LOUDSPEAKER bolne lag jayegi...Kya Sara koh apne Pops miljayega...? 😉 ONLY on India-Forums Daily Discussion Posts😉
Short epi update only today
Raaz - Pichhle Janam Ka nahi - Iss Janam Ka! - Episode 3
Recap: Raaz - Apne ab tak dekha hai: Ashmit aur Veena ke love story abhi bhi chal rahe hai...Sara koh jalan hori hai....
*Bigg Boss has called Sara to confession room*
Bigg Boss: Sara, Aap ne kuch khena hai Bigg Boss koh?
Sara: Haan Bigg Boss...Bigg Boss.....Bigg Boss *hiccup* main yeh khena chati hoon ki..veena.....Bigg Boss, Veena..
Bigg Boss: Sara Aap jah sakti ho.
Meanwhile:
Veena: Jaaanooo, ASH-MIT Kahan Hooo?
Ash-MIT: Right HERE babes.....Mwah
Veena: Awww Jaaanoooo, come here.......Aaaj apne bahu kaam kiya hai'aap bahut thakke hoge......come here.....main app ko maalish karte hoon...
Ash-Mit: Haaan baby, maine aaj bahut hi kaam kiya hai. Main yaha bhet ke, sab ki baatein kiya........
Veena: Awwww jaan......im sooo Bhoot-ti-Fool naa?
Ashmit: *Snoring away*
Veena: Haila, who soh-gaya itne jaldi'wow meri jaado ne kaam kiya'.Ooooh Hrish darling am right here'..
Hrish: Umm Hi'..
Veena: *Puffs chest out* Soooo what u done today'.*Little bit more pouting*
Hrish: Ummm'..
Veena: Chalo sab laug vaha pe hain'aaja hum unke pass jaate hai'.
'Hi Guys'..
*Everyone says Hi *
Veena: Touch me touch me touch me....Ah zara zara...kiss me kiss me kiss me
Ah zara zara...Hold me Hold me hold me...Ah Zara Zara Oooo Ooo Ooo
Ufooo why aren't the guys looking at me...
Sameer's thoughts: Jab bhi main ata hooon yeh Veena madam sab ladko ko apni Jaal mein passarahi hai!
Sara's thought's: 🤬....i will show you how to gets TRP's Veena Madam 🤬Just wait and watch'..


Manoj: *breaks into song* Yeh hai bigg boss ka ghar.. yeh hai bigg boss ka ghar...sab log marte rehte hai aur khaate rehte hai....mar pitai aur siva kuch nahi karte hai...yeh hai bigg boss ka ghar...yeh hai bigg boss ka ghar.
Watch the next episode, What will Sara do? ONLY on India-Forums Daily Discussion Posts😉
Raaz - Pichhle Janam Ka nahi - Iss Janam Ka! - Episode 4
*goes into kitchen and locates the GREEN knife.'gets distracted and puts it down

*
Veena: Ooooooh Assmitttttt babes'''come here darling'.my jaaanuuu 'look layt me tell youuu wan thanggg'..*interrupted by Hrish appearing in doorway*
Ashmit: wat were u saying?😕
Veena: oooohooo nothing'..i see Hrish over there'hes looking gud'.smart boyyy' .....i will COLE you after I leave BB or I will AMM AMM ESS you...😉
Hrish:
Ashmit: How are you buddy *ignores Veena*
Veena: *Humph, who agaya and assmit is ignoring me* 😭😭😭😭
Veena to ashmit: Why are ignoring me?**
Mein app ko bahut Rispayct karte hoon

Ashmit: hmmmmm stop being so hyper'



.and im only going to talk to you once you calm down 🤢
Veena: Shwayta phir roti pakaari hai'.hmmmmm'..yahi owportunity hai to make myself look bhoo-ti-phool'.as im sooo pretty naaa'.ashmit will want to talk to me once I bhooo-ti-fry myself'
*DRUM ROLL*
ENTER LOUDSPEAKER'.A.K.A Dolly
Loudspeaker: meri churri kahan hai'

.oye nautanki #1 sara'.meh teri band bajandoongi' ..meri churri tumne churaya hai...'mujhe vaapas chaiye'abhi,,,issi waqt! Merea kitchen yeh hai'
Sara: Oye loudspeaker'yeh tera kitchen nahi hai'who tera baap kaha churri nahi thaaa'
Loudspeaker: Teriiii toooohh'.mere baap ke baare main mat baat karo''


Sara: toh chup raho
Loudspeaker: dekh meh kya karti hooon'..mein teri dajia udangoonge.
Dekho sab'.meri churri kahan gaya'who MERA tha'green wala'.meh uske begaar nahi kaam kar sakti'.
Sara: main churri use kiya tha'..lekhin maine phir sink mein rak diya thaa
Loudspeaker: Chupp Baithoooo Khabardaar!!!
Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna
warna


....warnaaaa


Watch the next episode, What will LOUDSPEAKER do?... 😉 ONLY on India-Forums Daily Discussion Posts😉..sorry am really behind on these episodes....
Raaz - Pichhle Janam Ka nahi - Iss Janam Ka! - Episode 5
Sara: Maine kuch nahi kiya......saachiii......
Loudspeaker: dekhoo.......meri churi wapas kardo.......
Sara: Mere pass nahi hai woh seema....woh...
Loudspeaker: Seemaa mera churri wapas kardo.......meh teri dajia udanddoongi.......
Seema: Oyee awaaz neeche....

Loudspeaker: woh meri churri thiiii..........wapas dedoooo

tumne churaya....
Seema: Phir shuru hogayIII 🤬😡maine TERI kitchen team se resign karte hoon...
Loudspeaker: GO...

.abhi issi waqt....jah shweta ke pass...

..uske team mein chali jao...

Seema: NO, NO, NO......I dont want to be in any group......🤢
Loudspeaker: thik hai....tumne kitchen team meh rehna hai?
Seema: Dolly ji ki kitchen TEAM mein sirf Dolly hi bachi hai..🤢.*Walks off*
Ashmit *walks into kitchen* .....kya hua?😕
Loudspeaker: You took my GREEN knife.....give it back....
Ashmit: wat......you......youuuuu....i didnt take your knife.....you....
Loudspeaker: youuu *lots of beep beep beeps*.......*enter Shweta*...oye you *beep* teri aukaad kya hai huh.....tumne meri churi churyaaa...
ST: Oye you shut upppp..


...chal huuutttt...

..teri aukaad meh dekatI hoon...tum kaun hoooo? Apne aap koh kya samajti ho?
Loudspeaker: meh DOLLY BINDRAAAA HOOOOOOON.....

aur woh MERi gREEN Chakuuuuuuuu thiiii

continues argument with rest of housemates.....
Sameer: OYE subah ke liya bahut hogaya!!!

*Some time later.....ohhh churri mil gayi 😃
The not so great Khali: *suddenly wakes up* *muumbles something incoherent* kya huaaa....
Manoj: *breaks into song* Yeh hai bigg boss ka ghar.. yeh hai bigg boss ka ghar...sab log marte rehte hai aur khaate rehte hai....mar pitai aur siva kuch nahi karte hai...yeh hai bigg boss ka ghar...yeh hai bigg boss ka ghar.
Veena: *does a seductive pouty dance*
Sweta:
Assmit:
Hrish:
Sameer:
Seema:
Khali:
Sara:
Dolly:
Watch the next episode....😉 ONLY on India-Forums Daily Discussion Posts😉..sorry am really behind on these episodes....
Raaz - Pichhle Janam Ka nahi - Iss Janam Ka! - Episode 6
Bigg Boss Evicts Hrish from the house.
Veena: my hrish.........has gonee.....my hrish....
Loudspeaker Dolly: Oye Nautanki #1 😡😡Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega..Natak band karo😡
Manoj: Tension mat lo....drama araaam sey dekho😆
Sara: Oooh Pops, where are youuu.....
Asshmit: Right here sweetheart....
Veena: hmmmmmmmmmmm WAT is going onnnn.......right let me get some attenntion....*Puffs chest out*
Touch me touch me touch me....Ah zara zara...kiss me kiss me kiss me
Ah zara zara...Hold me Hold me hold me...Ah Zara Zara Oooo Ooo Ooo .....
Ufooo why isnt ass-mit looking at me...

Ashmit: Sara mujhe dard hora hai....
Sara: ooooh mein massage karun?
Ashmit: haaan baby....plz...😉
Veena: oooooh hoooooo sameer.......where r uuuuuu.....*i just wanna make the boy jealous*
Sameer: hmmm mein phas gaya.....chal mein kahin chup jata hooon......
ST: *2 HOURS LATER* Guyzzz wheres Sam?
Khali: *mumbles something*
Dolly: haan woh kahan hai.....chai ka time hai 
Sara: woh sam....umm...samm......ummm....
Veena: yahhhh even i would like to no woh kahan hai....
Manoj: oooh milgaya he was cleaning bathroooommm....
*in the evening discussion between everyone about dinner*
Sara: Kuch nahi kiya mainay😭
Dolly: Tumnay baasi roti di thi uss din.....di thi tumnay baasi roti


Sara: Mainay kabh baasi roti di thi...hameesha main taazi roti baanaa ti hoon..kabhi nahi baasi roti di mainay...😭😭😭😭😭
Dolly: Kis nay di tumhay roti mujhe dene ke liye...
Sara: Kissi nay nahi 😭😭😭😭😭
Dolly: Thandi roti diya 


tume woh diya tha!!!
Sara : Thandi nahiiiiiiiiiii thiiiiiiiiiiii wohh
Dolly: meh tume dekhti hooon, meh teri dajia udadoongi.....
*Sara walks off*
Seema: usss ne tume khabi thandi roti nahi di...🤢.*walks off*
Dolly: Khud ko Daaku kehti hai 

, yeh toh meri jooti bhi nahi hai

, isko toh baal khichkar marna chahiye 




🤢
The not so great Khali: hmmmm....
Bigg Boss: Veena....Confession room main aajaa...
Veena: Ooooooh Bigg Bosss......you naughtyyyyyy boyyy....calling me all alone.....GENNNwinnLy im sooo bhoooti-FOOL.....*yahi owwwpurtunity hai bigg boss ke saat flirt karne ka*.....
Bigg Boss....?
Bigg Boss: haan....bolo....
Veena: ummmmm bigg boss......can i sing for you....
Bigg Boss: *no response*
Veena: hmmmmmmm fine...im sooo bhootifoool and great singer.....will sing anywayssss....
kyun aaj kal, neend kum khwab jyada hai
lagta khuda ka, koi nek irada hai
kal tha faqir aaj dil shehzada hai
lagta khuda ka koi nek irada hai
kya mujhe pyaar hai
kaisa khumar hai
kya mujhe pyar hai
kaisa khumar hai
Ho O oh . Ho O oh..
paththar ke in raston pe
phoolon ki ek chadar hai
jabse mile ho humko
badla har ek manzar hai
dekho jahan main nile nile aasmaan tale
rang naye naye hain jaise ghulte hue
soye se khaab mere, jaage tere waste
tere khayalon se hain, bheege mere raaste
kya mujhe pyar hai '
kaisa khumar hai '
kya mujhe pyar hai '
kaisa khumar hai '
Ho O oh . Ho O oh..
tum kyun chale aate ho
har roj in khwabon main
chupke se aa bhi jao main
ek din meri baahon main
tere hi sapne andheron main ujalo main
koi nasha hai, teri aankhon ke pyalon main
tu mere khwabon main jawaabon main saawalon main
har din chura tumhe main lata hoon khyalon main
Bigg Boss: Veena aap jah sakte hai...aur khabi Vapas mat arnaaaa...tum kitne besurrat ho.....
(cant sing)
Veena: Thank you Bigg Boss, i know im sooo pretty and booo-ti-fool hoon.....😉
Watch the next episode....😉 ONLY on India-Forums Daily Discussion Posts😉..
Edited by anon - 14 years ago