Weekend Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye--Preview Snippets (FUN TAKE) - Page 2

Please please a snippet with priyanka!!!

apki post k bina yeh froum udaas sa lagta hai

salman khan has too much laugh this season hena?

Originally posted by: Navjia

This is so accurate hahahaha! I just think lokesh would have added some more tooti footi English waale sentences

Glad you enjoyed the piece Navjia...enjoy the actual weekend one...😛😆

salman hit list

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Superb, Cruiser🤣

Originally posted by: I_M_SultaN

salman hit list

navin

jagga

om jee

p.s hi bro welcome

First thx for lokesh entry 😳

Ok so salman entry on sultan with Russian girls 🥳

Yes lokesh has soo much innocence in her voice 😛

SALMAN (zeroes in on first target): Lokesh! Lokesh Kumari. Kaisi hain aap?

NOTE: When Lokesh speaks, her voice goes up and down, a Mexican wave kind of dialogue delivery. Her sentences have accent as well as innocence. Read aloud her sentences, three words in high pitch, three in low----LOL
LOKESH (Scared deer's eyes): I am very very fine Salman Khan Sir. And by grace of God I hope you are fine too Sir. Shocked


I love the way she speaks 😆
Yes she does not get that much footage may be she will take some time
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LOKESH: Ek meri waali mummy---Ek Terrace waali Mummy! Mother Terreca naa? ----Wo toh poore world ki mummy hai na actually---She is mumma of whole worlds. Shocked

Best hai
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SALMAN (Full Hyena Laugh now): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Ohhh---Ohhh---Haan Hain...------Mother Teresa poore world ki mummy hain---Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein ROFL

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How can u soo perfectly describe salman 😲 😆

Hyena laugh 🤣

OM SWAMI (Resembling a bearded langoor): Ji Salman Khan Ji---Meda Dandwat Pdanaam sweekaad kadein----

Guguji aaa gaye 🤣

SALMAN: Swami Ji, Main Kuchh Naam Loonga---aapko adhik se adhik do shabdon mein bataana hai ki aap in ke bare mein kya sochte hain! -------Are you ready?
OM SWAMI: Ji Salman Ji---
SALMAN: Manveer Gurjar"
OM SWAMI: Atyadhik Utpaati---
SALMAN: Hein-Hein-----Manoj Punjabi---
OM SWAMI: Vaanar Jaati-----
SALMAN: Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein------ Lopamudra"
OM SWAMI: Vishwaas-Ghaati
SALMAN: Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha ROFL


Omg claps for this cruiser 👏

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LOPAMUDRA (Angry as hell now): Naheen chaahiye aap
ki Pooja mujhe-----ye chappal ulti pehni hai aapne-----------
-aur aur kacchha bhi ulta hai aap ka---

Chappal ultee

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Another master piece from u
Thx for this post 😃

Originally posted by: Mystic-

You are losing your charm & wit, Cruiser. This is not as funny as we expect from you. Swami ji pronouncing ''R'' as ''D'' is so lame & unfunny.