Alok Nath bashing??? Why - Page 2

Don't know how true it is, but this is the best I could find.

@imDRV520 12h: Salman Khan is still Virgin because of Sanskar given by Alok Nath in Maine Pyaar Kiya.

@ap8130012101: When Alok Nath was born doctor said, "Badhaai ho, babuji huay hain.

@shubHASHISH13h: Alok Nath smokes agarbattis.

@bhavinjadav: Alok Nath's wildest fantasies involve a harmonium and Reema Lagoo.

@bizzarebhide: For Alok Nath, Ram chahe Leela chahe Leela chahe Ram is a bhajan.

@KapilSharmaPJs: Alok Nath call his wife 'Samdhaan'.

@brij_cfg : If Alok Nath goes in Biggboss.. Every morning will start with a Hanuman Chalisa and Mata Rani Aarti.

@Witticisms_ 5m: Poonam Pandey shud thank her stars that Alok Nath didnt give her Sanskars, else her life would've been hopeless & she would've been jobless.

@mainbhiengineer 21m: Rohit Sharma and Dale steyn should watch some Alok nath movies and learn Sanskar

@iAnkurMishra 23m: Alok Nath was the first person to call Parle as ParleG!"

@EatPrayLoveM 55m: Alok Nath only saw this season of Big Boss. Kyunki Big Boss saath 7 hai

@twilightfairy 12h: Why are people talking about alok nath? PS. autocorrect turned him into aloo bath

@TheNaique 12h: Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar.

@JAmmuRaa 2m: Rahul Dravid was Alok Nath of Indian Cricket team.

@iAnkurMishra: Alok Nath once blessed wheat farms and now we have Aashirwaad atta

@madhu27: Wat will Alok Nath ride if he stars in Dhoom 3 ? Bullock cart.

@Ohfakenews: Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to a boy. Today we know that boy as ARVIND KEJRIWAL.

Alok Nath snorts Agarbatti ash at rave parties.

@Youteecrush: Alok Nath believes the F in FTV stands for Family


"Gandhiji used to call mahatma to Alok Nath."

"Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks."

"Alok Nath is father to so may betas and betis that when his family decides to go on vacation they book a train!"

"Alok Nath wants twitter to add 'Aashirwad' button."

"Buddha and Ashoka wanted to live a lavish and lustful life, but then they met Alok Nath."

"When Alok Nath is around Even Salman Khan behaves like a good son."

"Even Emran Hashmi can't kiss Alok Nath daughters because of their sanskar."

"When you type Alok nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari".

"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding."

"The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life are Haridwar and Pariwar."

"'Mujhe betiyon ki babuji banna hai' - Alok Nath when teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up."

"Alok Nath is such a personality that at times his wife calls him bhaisaab."

"So someone did make Alok Nath trend at no. 1 spot! yeah the madness of a new year starting has begun."