Image Change Over for Salman- Weekend Ki Haaye,Salman Sataaye Excerpts - Page 8

Originally posted by: alexstar

Cruiser ji sach batayiye..🤓...are you really not a member of BB creative team??🤔

I highly doubt you now🤔🤔

Yeh kya hai?Sab hans rahe hai especially Sallu🤔

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXlJyqcVSjg

Originally posted by: -Cruiser-

SOFIYA: 😒 Main Kalpana ko kill kar doongi! ------I would immediately STOPPP my IMAGINATION! 😳

It was very entertaining until it came to Sofia. Sofia managed to take the fun out of the post with her thoughtless reply, like she does every time.

It went downhill from there. Ajaz should have done some mimicry or something. His reply was predictable and unfunny as well.

Just my two roubles, komrade.

Originally posted by: Samundar

It was very entertaining until it came to Sofia. Sofia managed to take the fun out of the post with her thoughtless reply, like she does every time.

It went downhill from there. Ajaz should have done some mimicry or something. His reply was predictable and unfunny as well.

Just my two roubles, komrade.

Originally posted by: nidhirohan

SALMAN: Armaan!

ARMAAN: Ji Salman Sir! 😲

SALMAN: Aukaat!------Aukaaat!😈

(CANNED LAUGHTER OF AUDIENCE & FAKE LAUGHTER OF OTHER CONTESTANTS IS HEARD)

ARMAAN (Uncomfortable looks, Kamya suppresses a smirk nearby): Ji Salman Sir!😲

SALMAN: Ye jo aap, baar baar AUKAAT shabd ka istemaal karte ho! Originally Kohli Uncle kahaan paida hue thhe? Kahaan se aaye hain aap log? 😈

ARMAAN: Salman Sir Papa Lahore mein paida hue thhe!😲

SALMAN: Hmmm! So let us try to understand this AUKAAT business! ----Armaan, Lahore mein kya Sab bade aadmi hi paida hote hain? Aur kaun se bade aadmi paida hue Lahore mein? Bataaiye!😈

ARMAAN (confused looks): No Sir! NEVER! Infact Lahore mein hamesha sirf Chhote bacche paida hue hain, even Papa when he was born, chhote bacche thhe Sir. Bada Aadmi koi paida naheen hua wahaan kabhi bhi! 🤓

SALMAN : Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

🤣 🤣 🤣 hein ha hein ha haa heinhaa 😆

SALMAN: Sofiya, Sofiya, Sofiya!😉

SOFIYA (blushing): 😳 Yess! Salmon, Salmon, Salmon!😳

SALMAN: Sofiya aap kalpana keejiye----Imagine that you are on 8^th Floor of a hotel---Aap Hotel ki aathvin manzil par hain---😊

SOFIYA: 😉 Yeah! Aww, its nice breeze here. Soo-moondar ka view bhi hai😳----Chaar-paanch ganda log, Soo-moondar mein susu bhi kar raha hai🤢-------yeah! I am imagining Salmon!😛

SALMAN: 😈 Now imagine, Kalpana keejiye, ki Hotel mein aag lag gayi hai! Kaala dhuan, black smoke is engulfing you from all sides-------log chila rahe hain, Hotel ki balconies se kood kood ke jaan de rahe hain!😈----AAP, KYA KARENGI SOFIYA? ❓

SOFIYA: 😒 Main Kalpana ko kill kar doongi! ------I would immediately STOPPP my INAGINATION!

🤣🤣

SALMAN (breaks into his hyena laugh): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

SALMAN: Ajaz Khaan! 😉

AJAZ: Ji Bhai Jaan! 😒

SALMAN: Bole toh Aashique ka dil toot gaya!😉

AJAZ: Toot gaya bhaai, Mitti ka khilona ka maafik hazaar hazaar tukda ho gaya bhai!💔

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SALMAN: Ajaz, Gandhi-Jayanti!!!😈

AJAZ: Ji Bhai!

SALMAN: Gandhi-Jayanti ke bare mein kya jaante ho Ajaz? ❓

AJAZ: 😲 Bhai, Gandhi bada great Aadmi thha! Bolle toh Sollid! -----------Angrezon ko Laathi-veethi dikha ke bhaga diya wo, ------------Apun ka Baap-Dada ko Aaazadi-veezidi dillaya! ---------------🤔 Abhi JAYANTI ke saath uska kya lafda, thha, kasam se naheen maaloom apne ko! Sorry haan! ☺️

@ pink and bold 🤣 🤣

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SALMAN (breaks into his hyena laugh & falls down laughing): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

PS: You can watch Sneak-Peaks of tonight's episode and can appreciate the prophetic post above, that told you first, about BB's attempts for a desperate Image make-over for Salman Bhai...Just watch kaise hans rahe hain-khilkhilaa rahe hain Bhai!☺️

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Originally posted by: sana1289

Me too me too me too😳

And in today's epi he is looking so damn fab😳.OMG.Really handsome. Going to save today's epi.

He looks different in the sneak peak video.

And cruiser ji,aap ke threads never fail to give the much needed Fun dose in IF.Really well written and very witty.

Originally posted by: rani-lucki

salman was in a good mood this week

Originally posted by: Lightening_111

😆😆

Originally posted by: Arshix144

This post cracked me up big time! Thanks for the laughs!

Gauhar and Salman dialogues - Classic! It would be funny if he actually does ask that question, though I doubt Guahar will behave the way you have written her dialogue. She might just say- " Ek Minute Salman, you are getting personal."

Originally posted by: Autumn_Fairy

Yeah I felt the same watching today's episode. it was more a image changeover attempt than genuinely being himself...

#HirooAuntyIsHindustan 🤣and I didn't knw abt this...hillarious 😆😆😆