Gauharrr Khan - vocal diarrhea - Page 2

Originally posted by: ..Underworld..

😃👏

and she suffers from mental constipation when her lies are caught

Originally posted by: atkt

Ladies and Gentlemen .. I would like to welcome Gauhar princess of BB7 kingdom.

What can I say about our esteemed princess ? She is very pretty and a great talker. She is blessed with excellent, indefatigable vocal chords which can function for days non-stop.

During historic meeting, she engaged Einstein in one sided, agonising conversation for hours with her ek second, ek second interjections which made him painfully aware that ek second can indeed be eternity and paved way for his famous relativity theory.

She is endowed with piercing, high decible laugh which is used with great effect in all Ramsay movies.

She is a great fan of Ekta and K word as she is a devoted student of great Kardashian, acted in Khan sister show , has a bf Kushal, and prefers Kisses and Khoosphoos for footage.

A little known fact is that her Khan sister show was a resounding success in her close family and close friend circle.

She acted in Rocket SIngh and Ishqjaaade where with clever heavy makeup was successful in exhibiting masculine side of her to the world.

She has many hobbies.. Let me see. Well.. She adores talking. The other hobby is speaking at great length. She also likes to express vocally. She loves people who are great listeners and prefer the company of mutes whom she can entertain with scintillating mein mein(I, I) talks with no interruption. She is currently fighting in court for a royalty over use of mein mein with goats and SRK.

We feel her pain as each one of her personal secretary has inexplicably gone completely deaf in a week after accepting her job offer. She is currently looking for a new one. Great perks and abundant supply of expensive Egyptian cotton balls.

She is looking for a life partner, a superstar who will cheer her with his yellow ,beatific smile,a valiant hero, ready to wrangle neck of a weak to save her honour, a man of strength to carry her in arms when she practices novel ways of fainting, a man of great determination who like Captain Haddock would avoid water at any cost and quench thirst with exotic fermented juices.

I would like to wrap up her highness' introduction as she is eager to talk to you. A lunch, dinner, sleeping bag for night and tomorrow's breakfast will be provided for during her short speech.

Ladies and Gentleman -- Gauharrr Khan..

Originally posted by: khamosshhh

Mine mine I didn't know Gauhar had accomplished so much and I am mighty impressed.

BTW did u get ur beautiful usage of language from Gauhar😉, coz it's a very beautifully packaged piece of writing.😃

Originally posted by: Snehabr

Dolly Bindra is coming soon...there should be a competition between these two!

Very witty post and awesome analogies and descriptions. Quite apt. Gauhar is all talk and master in manipulating any situation to justify her stand 😆.

Originally posted by: arcoiris

Very witty post and awesome analogies and descriptions. Quite apt. Gauhar is all talk and master in manipulating any situation to justify her stand 😆.